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BrokenTeapot — How to distract a Witch

Published: 2010-06-11 02:10:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 75719; Favourites: 1523; Downloads: 583
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Description Not sure how I thought of this, but I was mainly trying to parody the Smoker X Hunter pairing that I have been seeing a lot lately... Also, the background was really hard to make for some reason.

Smoker, Hunter, and Witch © Valve
Art © *BrokenTeapot
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Comments: 401

BiohazardToxic [2010-06-15 03:16:34 +0000 UTC]

omg witch you naughty xD

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Psyko-Kinetics [2010-06-15 01:07:57 +0000 UTC]

No

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EllisMcKinnyL4D2 In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 00:34:58 +0000 UTC]

Lol wow thats amaing

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BrokenTeapot In reply to EllisMcKinnyL4D2 [2010-06-15 01:11:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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RulerKing809 In reply to ??? [2010-06-14 13:43:50 +0000 UTC]

hunter is gay

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JasonDaManBond In reply to ??? [2010-06-14 05:14:24 +0000 UTC]

i would like to fuck all of them!^^
and im serious!and insane!and extremly weird!
...and bisexual!and not scared to say it!^^


i think that i put way to much "and" in this one...

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Nobodylord In reply to JasonDaManBond [2010-06-14 13:39:36 +0000 UTC]

Id only screw the witch

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JasonDaManBond In reply to Nobodylord [2010-06-14 15:37:36 +0000 UTC]

well,to be honest,if BT wouldnt have made the smoker sexy,i would surely just fuck the witch and the hunter

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Nobodylord In reply to JasonDaManBond [2010-06-15 18:33:02 +0000 UTC]

question would you screw a boomett or a spitter?

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JasonDaManBond In reply to Nobodylord [2010-06-15 23:03:27 +0000 UTC]

none of these,they are too gross

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Nobodylord In reply to JasonDaManBond [2010-06-17 00:48:46 +0000 UTC]

That is the correct answer. Now would you screw a female hunter or a female smoker?

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JasonDaManBond In reply to Nobodylord [2010-06-17 00:51:37 +0000 UTC]

both(if the female smoker is cute and that she looks a little bit like my Ana(go on my profile,you will understand))

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Nobodylord In reply to JasonDaManBond [2010-06-19 01:53:12 +0000 UTC]

Ok got the special infected down. Now witch common infected would fu*k?

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JasonDaManBond In reply to Nobodylord [2010-06-19 13:48:36 +0000 UTC]

what are you talking about?

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Nobodylord In reply to JasonDaManBond [2010-06-19 16:43:26 +0000 UTC]

Never mind just forget it.

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JasonDaManBond In reply to Nobodylord [2010-06-19 18:45:34 +0000 UTC]

okay

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steel4fist In reply to ??? [2010-06-13 16:27:17 +0000 UTC]

damn... look at his abbs ))

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A-Kwon118 In reply to ??? [2010-06-13 09:19:39 +0000 UTC]

thats a pretty good distraction XD

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NeophilesTheMetal94 In reply to ??? [2010-06-13 07:38:35 +0000 UTC]

AHAHA! Love the witch's expression!

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tailsdollmenion [2010-06-13 01:03:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: 8puts hand on Smoker's shoulder* *sigh* You...my good sir... are one lucky fucking man!
Smoker: *groans*

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teamemeraldHQ [2010-06-12 21:43:07 +0000 UTC]

lol WELCOME TO L4D HIGHSCHOOL! here's our teen heartthrob Hunter!

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NiGHTSflyer129 In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 20:57:01 +0000 UTC]

Hunter startled the Witch

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Immortalium In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 17:09:21 +0000 UTC]

That would be sooooooooo disturbing.

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BrokenTeapot In reply to Immortalium [2010-06-12 17:56:01 +0000 UTC]

Tell me about it. Googling the words, "Smoker" and "Hunter" can result in some very disturbing sights. >_👍: 0 ⏩: 1

Immortalium In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-06-14 19:28:55 +0000 UTC]

I think I'd rather take your knowledge and not figure it out for myself.

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Knight-Of-Ares In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 16:12:42 +0000 UTC]

LOL Witch Nice job this i like this

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BrokenTeapot In reply to Knight-Of-Ares [2010-06-12 16:15:14 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. ^_^

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Knight-Of-Ares In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-06-12 16:51:24 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome i think its really cute how the witch is like OMFG HE IS SOOO SMEXY!

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Jyuudai In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 14:36:15 +0000 UTC]

Whoa! 8D

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paramountets In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 14:30:42 +0000 UTC]

this is mostly like a wxh comic to me.

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Deathbringer22 [2010-06-12 11:51:33 +0000 UTC]

Yaoi-obsessed fangirl anyone? Also. "Its a Trap!!!"

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MayAlex [2010-06-12 08:13:55 +0000 UTC]

I always thought Witches were fangirls that cried because they were deprived of the Internet.

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thegentlemansoldier In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 07:24:52 +0000 UTC]

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AbominationOfTime In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 06:17:36 +0000 UTC]

now, wheres the rocket launcher when you need one. 3 in one kill!

loving your stuff more every time you post

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chibiroxas2 [2010-06-12 06:00:36 +0000 UTC]

XD

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SolarisTheHedgehog [2010-06-12 05:14:27 +0000 UTC]

Bhahahaha~No Witch...ITS A TRAP!!!

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MGSSnake In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 03:17:09 +0000 UTC]

The witch made me smile. :]

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iAmcake [2010-06-12 02:39:46 +0000 UTC]

That's one damn lucky smoker.

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moonlily7 [2010-06-12 02:33:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh snaps. -nose bleeds along with the Witch-
X'D

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John945 [2010-06-12 02:33:07 +0000 UTC]

You can also distract a witch with my automatic shotgun to the face
KER-PLAH!!!!!!

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Lifesucksplz In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 02:00:49 +0000 UTC]

This is too good.
Smoker is like "......Idunnowhatyou'retalkingaboutyou'recrazygod..."

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Turtle-76 In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 01:06:47 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha'

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DFjack-the-riper In reply to ??? [2010-06-12 00:46:10 +0000 UTC]

awesome pic its very funny.

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BrokenTeapot In reply to DFjack-the-riper [2010-06-12 01:37:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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DFjack-the-riper In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-06-12 03:01:55 +0000 UTC]

n p

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evilzere [2010-06-11 22:50:59 +0000 UTC]

world take note we need more witch fandasm's lol

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LaLaBOWS In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 22:36:54 +0000 UTC]

yes...! lov this so funny >v<

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BrokenTeapot In reply to LaLaBOWS [2010-06-11 23:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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shadow4everandaday [2010-06-11 22:31:58 +0000 UTC]

XD
Thats hilarious!!

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BrokenTeapot In reply to shadow4everandaday [2010-06-11 23:43:01 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. ^_^

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