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Published: 2010-05-07 01:55:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 28335; Favourites: 887; Downloads: 247
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Description I was never sure if this idea was worth making or not, but my beloved *numanumaeh told me it was a good idea, so here it is! I'm not sure who to feel bad for though. ^_^U

Kirby and Bowser © Nintendo
Art © *BrokenTeapot

... Oh, and if you don't really get the pun, let's just say it has something to do with weight.
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Comments: 233

BrokenTeapot In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 21:46:42 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. ^_^

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Shadowstar1224 [2010-05-07 13:46:05 +0000 UTC]

Darnit BrokenTeapot, you never played kirby games, have you? Kirby has the power to suck up just about anything!

Plus, who said brawl had to be realistic?

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Miezekatze-Hexe In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 13:02:42 +0000 UTC]

Aw. Did you see Bowser's face? He just needs a hug first.
Awesome picture.

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BrokenTeapot In reply to Miezekatze-Hexe [2010-05-07 21:47:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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toonlinkfangirl [2010-05-07 12:15:40 +0000 UTC]

Cute kirby!!

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sohma-sohma In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 12:06:19 +0000 UTC]

Whatever, Kirby is just gonna om nom nom Bowser till he gets sucked up.

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Xltima In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 11:18:23 +0000 UTC]

Omg, Bowser became Kirby-Bowser! EVERYONE RUN FER YER LIFES!

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Gafagear In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 11:11:40 +0000 UTC]

OF COURSE ITS UNREALISTIC! HE NEEDS SALT!!

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babylisalover [2010-05-07 09:34:19 +0000 UTC]

bowser just made a new rival lol great pic BT

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Rhys1010 [2010-05-07 08:56:23 +0000 UTC]

And Kirby's going to die in a few seconds.

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Garo-Meister In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 08:00:58 +0000 UTC]

Bowser's impression is awsome xD

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BrokenTeapot In reply to Garo-Meister [2010-05-07 21:47:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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Hazza-H In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 07:07:25 +0000 UTC]

lol. kirby the brainslug

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Reapwhatusow [2010-05-07 06:53:02 +0000 UTC]

You're doing it wrong Kirby, you have to chop Bowser up first then eat him.

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KoopaKrazy85 [2010-05-07 06:44:21 +0000 UTC]

if I was bowser I wouldn't be complaining - kirby makes a nice hat

i like this, very funny - particularly bowser's face XD

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BrokenTeapot In reply to KoopaKrazy85 [2010-05-07 21:51:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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KoopaKrazy85 In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-05-08 00:11:05 +0000 UTC]

welcome!

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VanguardZen [2010-05-07 06:00:44 +0000 UTC]

Om nom nom the bowser!

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ChickChicky [2010-05-07 05:33:57 +0000 UTC]

XD now he has a new hat X3

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Ghostlywinds [2010-05-07 05:30:58 +0000 UTC]

Is kirby trying to give bowser a hickey?
lol kirby stop trying to suck and kick he's butt XD

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Dragonlatiosxaeon In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 05:29:02 +0000 UTC]

LOL i love it!

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Crossed-Wire-Designs [2010-05-07 05:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Almost everything that has ever come from Japan has been unrealistic which is why we love it. haha. Another winner.

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BB-K [2010-05-07 04:59:27 +0000 UTC]

We can't eat it though, unrealistic which bends the laws of physics.

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Gamer28 [2010-05-07 04:37:45 +0000 UTC]

From first glance I thought it was Chuchu from Kirby's Dreamland 3.

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giritinafan1 [2010-05-07 04:34:14 +0000 UTC]

OH THE VIDEO GAME IRONY! Bowser has a kirby hat.

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Dededeman7 In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 04:27:59 +0000 UTC]

Kirby must have a deathwish!

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Shooting-Red-Star [2010-05-07 04:11:43 +0000 UTC]

lol
keep in mind this is after Kirby shows off his ability to inhale hard enough to created tornado force winds which Bowser is probably too heavy to be effected by

i'm surprised the taste of Bowser's hair isn't bothering him yet

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Blindscape [2010-05-07 03:57:09 +0000 UTC]

almost looked like a hat ,awesome kirby and bowser

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nintendex07 [2010-05-07 03:45:19 +0000 UTC]

OM NOM NOM NOM!! SPICY!

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PyroPancake In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 03:31:59 +0000 UTC]

Kirby: UR toast... OM NOM NOM...

Bowser:...

Kirby: o snap

Bowser: GET THE F**K OFF!!!!

*and Bowser destroys Kirby *

Awesome pic!

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BrokenTeapot In reply to PyroPancake [2010-05-07 21:53:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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Dragonith [2010-05-07 03:30:06 +0000 UTC]

Tastes like chicken.

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Link-Hayashi In reply to ??? [2010-05-07 03:01:49 +0000 UTC]

Kirby's stomach is like a black hole literally. He can eat anything to no end.

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345rv5 In reply to Link-Hayashi [2010-05-07 03:25:34 +0000 UTC]

indeed,even a gaint spike shell trutle with a very bad temper

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Link-Hayashi In reply to 345rv5 [2010-05-07 03:26:36 +0000 UTC]

Of course.

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345rv5 In reply to Link-Hayashi [2010-05-07 05:32:58 +0000 UTC]

plus i bet he taste horrbile,who will want to eat Bowser.

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DA-Critique In reply to 345rv5 [2010-05-07 07:55:24 +0000 UTC]

epic protein? XD

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345rv5 In reply to DA-Critique [2010-05-07 17:21:18 +0000 UTC]

but think how much calories and cholesterol he has,that will make him toxic to your health.

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DA-Critique In reply to 345rv5 [2010-05-07 22:44:15 +0000 UTC]

exactly. he'll have to deal with obesity with no turning back, liver problems, heart problems, everything problems. xD

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345rv5 In reply to DA-Critique [2010-05-07 22:56:34 +0000 UTC]

not to meton Bowser in papaer mario is poisonous,his claws contain poison.and let's not forget what those claws and spikes can do to your insides,it's like swallowing a metal spike ball

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DA-Critique In reply to 345rv5 [2010-05-07 22:59:59 +0000 UTC]

lmao yes indeed. kirby is gonna need some serious surgery for that.. or a coffin. xD

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345rv5 In reply to DA-Critique [2010-05-07 23:05:39 +0000 UTC]

more likey a coffin.i mean if the posion tipped spikes,calws and teeth don't immediately kill him and rip him to shreds or dissolve his insides,the long term health effects of cancer,radiation poisoning,liver problems, heart problems, an obiesty will

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DA-Critique In reply to 345rv5 [2010-05-17 23:18:23 +0000 UTC]

maybe kirby should just explode.

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345rv5 In reply to DA-Critique [2010-05-17 23:25:00 +0000 UTC]

that will quick and painless.XD

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DA-Critique In reply to 345rv5 [2010-05-20 00:55:34 +0000 UTC]

i'm curious of what the inner workings of kirby is. i should look for his anatomy..

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345rv5 In reply to DA-Critique [2010-05-20 01:26:00 +0000 UTC]

i think a massive black hole.

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DA-Critique In reply to 345rv5 [2010-05-20 01:32:45 +0000 UTC]

apparently. .. not sure how that works. wouldn't kirby eventually eat itself or get sucked into his own blackhole..

oh wait logic doesn't play in stuff like this XD

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345rv5 In reply to DA-Critique [2010-05-20 01:38:07 +0000 UTC]

NL

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DA-Critique In reply to 345rv5 [2010-05-20 01:54:09 +0000 UTC]

i feel stupid for not knowing what that means...

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345rv5 In reply to DA-Critique [2010-05-20 01:54:59 +0000 UTC]

Nintendo logic

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