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BrokenTeapot — Why SSBB is unrealistic
Published: 2010-05-07 01:55:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 28335; Favourites: 887; Downloads: 247
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I was never sure if this idea was worth making or not, but my beloved *numanumaeh told me it was a good idea, so here it is! I'm not sure who to feel bad for though. ^_^UKirby and Bowser © Nintendo
Art © *BrokenTeapot
... Oh, and if you don't really get the pun, let's just say it has something to do with weight.
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well that sure explains it.
i was looking up at urban dictionary...and yeah. not the same XD
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I guess Kirby is like a snake. His mouth just keeps opening until it's big enough O.e wait a sec...
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Kirby is a living Bag of Holding. Busted.
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Dude, Solid Snake is prancing around with Mario and Sonic and Jigglypuff is being beaten by Donkey Kong and Captain Falcon, a Pink puffball with a giant stomach is the least of your concerns.
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Hmm....maybe this is a new technique. When Kirby can't swallow you up he noms you.
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hmm if Kirby could eat bowser im sure his spikes would tear holes in his stomach lining and he'd die from internal bleeding
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indeed,Bowser is entirety inedible,especially since his claws and teeth contain poison.
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its like watching a tiny garden snake trying to eat a great dane or something
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more like a graden snake trying to eat a firebreathing,evil turtle with razor sharp claws.
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that too XD
spikes would hurt like hell D':
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Looks like Bowser's got a kirby hat. Lucky him. awesome artwork.
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Don't eat Dragons, they probably hurt coming back out. The shell just makes things worse...
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and thank god it is too. Kirby is one badass puff ball
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Well, Kirby's in a spot of trouble, but Bowser's had his hair messed up. This is truly a sad day.
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thats not the only unrealistic thing in that game XD i can tell you...
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Hahaha... that is the most literal expression of a Kirby hat!
Really funny, by the way.
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Hasn't kirby already eaten enemies the size of Bowser?
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XD hes the supper tough pink puff, but hes about to become the supper tough pink punchingbag XD
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indeed,that's if the horns don't implae him frist.
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Well Bowser will devour his remains as well.
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yeah Bowser is like 12 feet of and 5 tons of evil and fat warped in a spike shell,if the shear weight of Bowser doesn't kill him,the spikes will
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I know. o.o Nintendo didn't think that through.
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Poor Kirby... he doesn't get to eat Bowser... BAD BOWSER!
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Wow Bowser has a new hat!!!
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HA! Not amused Bowser is not amused!
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and that is a very bad thing
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When has Nintendo ever been realistic.
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good point,i mean a plumber has the strength of 50 men and the agility of 20 Olympic class arbocats,a fairy boy in green tights defeats a bad ass evil pig and a 8 inch puffball can eat more food than a small country per day.
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And don't forget that Wario can take a bite out of anything, and when Nana dies it's not a KO but when Popo dies it's an automatic KO (hidden sexism?). Then there's also the animal pilot's from another galaxy and also the fat blue penguin who's apparently filled with helium.
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that is no doubt very sexist that popo dies and they count his death yet not nana's.wario must have the jaws of a snake cosnidering he can even fit Bowser in his mouth and a cast iron stomach if he can eat bombs without splattering into bits.
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