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bruce607 — Alarm Clock Surprise Error
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Published: 2012-03-10 07:29:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 5247; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 13
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I'm not sure why, but I felt like making this error message since I've seen other people doing it lately.So, here's my first atempt at this error message thingy
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"What would you like for breakfast?"
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-I'd cup my hand s and tried to find out what is it-
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(Do you want the tiny to be female?)
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(You guess? You mean you're not sure whether you want the giant character to be male or female?)
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What do you use to make these? If it's online, could you give me the link?
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If the link doesn't work. Just google Error Message Generator and it will be the first one.
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I flip out, thinking it's an ALIEN!
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(Do you want a female tiny or a male tiny?)
Taking advantage of your freak out moment. The tiny three inch tall being runs across the desk where a makeshift grappling hook is already there. The tiny grabs the rope of yarn and starts rappelling down.
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(Male)
Just wait until the right moment... And bam! I have the tiny person in my hand, i go and study it..
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The tiny can see what your about to do, because nothing is subtle about a giant human. He pulls out the thumbtack pinned through the side of his raggy pants and hold it out like a knife. With the force you used intending to capture the tiny, it would have been like a fright train colliding into a person, due to his three inch size. Lucky for the tiny, the blade of the thumbtack burrowed deep into your skin from the force of your hand. This causes your hand to flinch back. The tiny pulls the thumbtack knife out just in time to see a hole in your skin, dripping large drops of blood from it. It's only a pin prick to you, but looks like a nasty wound from his perspective.
The tiny slides down the rest if the yarn and runs behind the dresser where there will be a hole in the wall for him. He doesn't take the grappling hook with him, because he has no time to do so and because he has duplicates of it. He makes it into the hole behind the dresser and runs through the maze like pathways throughout your walls!
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(Do you want the tiny to be female or male?)
The tiny doesn't hesitate. The tiny takes this chance to run for the edge of the desk where its grappling hook made from a fishing hook and a string of yarn is waiting. The tiny starts climbing down the rope of yarn.
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*sits up in bed adn rubs eyes, compleatly confused what i just saw, thinking it was just my emaganation but then sees the tiny climbing down, stands and walks to the tiny (suprise me ^^)
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As soon as she sees you getting out of bed which looks exactly like some slumbering giant waking up and looming over towards her direction, she starts repelling down the desk, kicking off the leg of the desk and sliding down the yarn of the grappling hook. The string of yarn is exactly like a rope to her three inch tall body. She curses both from you waking up and from the burn on her hands from the rope. She tries to ignore the pain because it's more important trying to get maw at from you. She gets about halfway down when you make it to the desk which is only about two steps away from your bed.
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*tilts head* errr...hello there *crouches as low as i can go
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She shrieks and pulls out a thumbtack from her yarn belt and hold it out like a knife with one hand while griping the yarn rope she's climbing down with her other hand. "Stay back, human! I'll cut you if you touch me! I mean it!"
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*feels insulted a bit* i dont want to hurt you
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"Why should I believe you, human? That's what plenty of other humans do to my kind. Your kind will capture tinies and eat them, or crush them like pests, or keep us as pets or slaves, or worse." She doesn't even want to say what worse things humans have done to her kind. The thought of that happening to her sends shivers down her spine.
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im not like "other humans" beleve me
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"It's a little hard to believe when every single human I've ever come across has tried to capture me to be their slave or pet or tried to kill me. On family of humans killed my entire family!"
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im sorry to hear that but really, i couldnt hurt a fly
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"And how am I supposed to believe you? I don't know you!"
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*looks down and thinks* well....your gona have to trust me, i really dont like harming others
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"If you really mean me no harm, then prove it and walk back over to your bed!" the tiny woman demands with her thumbtack knife still shaking in her hand.
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*slightly confused but does as he says and stands next to his bed
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She stares in utter shock, not believing what she's seeing. A human is doing as I ask? What crazy dream am I having?
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believe that i dont want to cause no harm now? *i ask in a suttee way
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Alora groaned and rolled over to slam the alarm clock. She could sleep in a little bit and still make it to work right? Before her hand came down, however, she spotted a small figure that was...human! She stared, suddenly not so tired.
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(Do you want the tiny to be male or female?)
The tiny doesn't hesitate. He/She runs for the edge of the desk where the tiny's grappling hook is set up.
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(Don't care. Your choice.)
Reacting more out of instinct than mind she brought a hand down in a cup around the tiny person. She turned on the light with her other hand and sat up, bringing the hand with the tiny in front of her.
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He slides to a stop as soon as her giant hand cups over him like a large tent. As soon as he notices the cupped hand sliding and forcing him to move closer under it, he panics. Worrying that the giant hand around him with lead him to the edge of the desk, he takes out his thumbtack which is like a knife to him and he stabs the palm above him!
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Alora felt a sharp pain in her palm and yelped, jerking her hand back and sending him flying. across the edge. "Shit!" She exclaimed, checking her palm to study the damage. It wasn't anything devastating of course, but it still hurt like a bugger. She looked around for the tiny person.
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The tiny screams the same curse when he finds himself flying through the air from the force of Alora's hand towards her and the bed. He closed his eyes, thinking that he is going to miss the bed and fall to the carpet to his death. But instead, he lands on a soft cushy surface. The force of his landing causes his body to bounce and fall on it again. What the hell? He's afraid to look up, but he knows he has to anyway. So, he looks up slowly and finds himself on the human's bed, on top of the covers between her knees!
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For a moment she didn't know what happened to him. She check over the edge of her bed to see if he was on the floor. He didn't seem to be, though, he might have just run off. She lifted off the covers and climbed out to look for him. On her hands and knees, she searched under the bed.
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He screams as the covers fall over him like a giant coming down on him, trying to pull him down into the dark, watery abyss. Except, this "wave" is a giant blanket. It still has similar affects of a wave. He is left with darkness surrounding him. Panic takes over as he crawls and tries to claw his way out of the covers. Just calm down. Calm down. You'll get out. You'll get out. he tries to tell himself, but that doesn't quell the panic within him. "Please, help me!" he screams out of desperation, but who will hear him buried deep under all this blanket, and would he want anyone to find him. After all, it's only him and the human in the room.
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Alora squinted at the dark space under her bed, trying to make out any figures that might be under there. Not seeing any movement, she lifted her head up and sat back on her heels. Where did that little guy run off to? Those little legs could not have taken him that far could they? Although, he did have time while she was hopelessly searching around. She stood up, already beginning to think it was just some weird spike in imagination when she thought she heard some sort of voice coming from behind her. She turned to face her bed.
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He continues to try and escape the confines of the sheets. But his actions could be barely noticed from under the covers. If she looks carefully enough, she can just barely make out movement coming from under her cover!
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It took a minute or two of scanning the sheets, but she finally saw it; one small jerk in a small fold under the the thick blanket. She must have sent the little guy pretty far when she drew her hand away. She hoped he wasn't hurt.
Alora gently pressed her fingers around the edges of where the movement was, making sure the target couldn't escape. Then, slowly, she slid her other hand under for another attempt at catching the little creature.
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He stops trying to escape long enough to see a tiny sliver of light. It's the way out! he believes until he see's the sliver open up further and a giant hand coming in after him. Oh God! The human knows! She's coming for me! He tries to back away, but the covers won't lift up from behind. It as if... She has the covers pinned down around me! I'm trapped. He pulls out his thumbtack again. "I'm not going to die without a fight." When the giant hand is close enough, he stabs her tip of her finger with the thumbtack.
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Augh! The little bastard did it again! Her hand pulled back slightly, but she wasn't nearly as surprised as the first time. She reached in again, roughly, willing to tough out whatever jabs he through at her. Her fingertips finally managed to curl around his little body and she pulled him out in a firm grip, not wanting to be poked any more. She stared at him, frowning, not in the best mood from being hurt.
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He manages to stab the thumbtack into the side of her hand just as she pulls him out from under the covers and into the light. He shuts his eyes tight from the blinding light, not yet seeing her angry face until he opens them and the bluriness subsides from the sudden lifting and the brightness. He grabs the "handle" of the thumbtack knife still sticking out of the side of your hand as he demands. "L-let me go!" He tries to be as brave as he can, but fear is still deep in his voice. He is in the hands of a giant after all and he's heard too many terrible tales of what humans do to his kind.
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She bit her lip as the sensation from the many jabs filled her hand. Trickles of blood came out of a few of the places where the tack had reached deep enough, and the spot where the makeshift weapon was still embedded hurt and bled the worst. Still, she did not let go. Instead, her other hand reached over and pulled the tack out of her skin and away from him. No reason to get stabbed any further from this. Her eyes then focused on the little creature in front of her.
Alora did her best to look and act calm, wanting to show she did not intend to hurt it, but the pain and the stress from capturing the thing couldn't help but leak it's way into her manner. Her voice was shaky and hard. "N-no..Just stop! I'm not going to do anything, so just..stop!"
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"Don't lie to me human! If you weren't going to do anything to me, then why did you capture me?!" The tiny young man in her fist starts to tear up as he says, "If you're going to kill me or eat me, please just make it quick!" He shuts his eyes tightly, the tears seeping more easily now.
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"Eat you? Why the hell would anyone..." She sighed. "Look..." Her eyes scanned the room for somewhere to put him where he couldn't get away, eventually settling on the top dresser drawer in which she half opened in order to see him. She did not have much in the way of clothes, so the drawer was pretty much empty aside from a belt at the opposite end of where she put the tiny man down. After setting him in she held her hands up with palms open defensively. "See? Not going to hurt you. If I wanted to I would have to go through trying to catch you running around in there. I just want to know why you're here."
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The tiny guy stares up at her in defiance. "Yeah? Then if you're really not going to hurt me, then why did you trap me in here?" He motions his arms around the dresser drawer to emphasize that she has placed him in an inescapable situation. "If you really mean me no harm, then couldn't you have placed me down on something more open? You could just be putting me in a false sense of security for some reason."
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She felt her patience thinning, both from having to go to work in a short while and from the pain in her hand where he stabbed her. "Because I didn't want you running off! Look. I need to go to work, so I'm going to close the drawer and leave you in there for a few hours. It's not air tight or anything, so you won't suffocate. When I come back you can't talk and yell at me all you want." With that she shut the drawer and got dressed for work.
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