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Published: 2010-05-20 10:58:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 6682; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 44
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Description WHINE MORE, HATERS!

Unfortunately for Sokka, Yue was Bella. Suki is Buffy, and she staked his ass, put Zombie!Katara to a mercy killing, then found the REAL Sokka and cleared him of his brainwashing that made him think he was the prince of the Fire Nation for some reason... movie #2 will be their search for the real Katara.

The joke behind this (other than the obvious) is that in the movie it's the costuming department's turn to culture!fail - they have the clothing for all the women wrapped right-over-left.

For those of you that don't know, or can't be arsed to check (hi costuming department!) right-over-left is reserved for corpses. Rewatch the series, they are faithful to the left-over-right method.

As for Sokka being a vampire, well if Jackson Rathbone didn't want to be made fun of for that until the end of his days he shouldn't have been in that kissing vampire movie (and made some pretty racist remarks about his casting of Sokka) and stayed in crime dramas where he was a cross-dressing serial killer with multiple personality disorder and COULD ACT.

Poor abused sparkle brush is by

Avatar the Last Airbender is (C) Michael Dante DiMartino, Bryan Konietzko, and Nickelodeon.
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Comments: 86

thepyve In reply to ??? [2010-06-01 20:32:50 +0000 UTC]

Dude.
Kimonos are this: [link]
Katara and Sokka did not wear those.

But whatever.

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Snea In reply to thepyve [2010-06-01 20:49:20 +0000 UTC]

Your ignorance astounds me.

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thepyve In reply to Snea [2010-06-01 23:24:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad.

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bucketmouse In reply to ??? [2010-05-24 20:21:25 +0000 UTC]

Kimono is not the only kind of clothing that folds. Rewatch the series, they're faithful to the style that it needs to be done in.

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FamoKrishina In reply to ??? [2010-05-23 02:11:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL awesome. SparklyVampire!Sokka made me laugh really hard. XD

And I already decided a long time ago to never, ever, under any circumstances, see this shitfest of a movie.

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bucketmouse In reply to FamoKrishina [2010-05-23 02:15:36 +0000 UTC]

I CLEARLY NEED TO DRAW MORE WITH SPARKLEPYER SOKKA.

[brofists for boycotting]

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Emma93 [2010-05-22 00:44:19 +0000 UTC]

You gunna submit this to the group?

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bucketmouse In reply to Emma93 [2010-05-22 17:56:55 +0000 UTC]

If you think it isn't too offensive to the haters XD

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Emma93 In reply to bucketmouse [2010-05-23 04:22:35 +0000 UTC]

Nah. They make far more insiensitive things themselves. And it's just a joke.

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bucketmouse In reply to Emma93 [2010-05-23 05:23:27 +0000 UTC]

IF YOU'RE SURE. I mean, I know you work so hard at this and I didn't want to be the dick to make everyone else look bad.

Although I gotta say, the fact that they make way more insensitive things? Sounds like a challenge to me.

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Emma93 In reply to bucketmouse [2010-05-23 08:53:51 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe....Yeah.

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WTFreak [2010-05-21 22:53:21 +0000 UTC]

Yawn. Expected.

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bucketmouse In reply to WTFreak [2010-05-22 18:01:26 +0000 UTC]

But seriously, he's never used a zombie apocalypse before. IT'S TOTALLY ORIGINAL. NEW. EXCITING. YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING EXCEPT FOR ALL THE PARTS THAT YOU WILL.

(I find one of the more depressing things that I actually LIKED a lot of his movies, including "The Village".)

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bucketmouse In reply to WTFreak [2010-05-22 17:57:20 +0000 UTC]

Cool story, bro!

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Leaf-nin [2010-05-21 07:09:16 +0000 UTC]

SPARKLES!
this movie is sounding worse and worse.

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bucketmouse In reply to Leaf-nin [2010-05-21 07:51:01 +0000 UTC]

DOES SOKKA DAZZLE YOU?!

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Leaf-nin In reply to bucketmouse [2010-05-22 09:21:56 +0000 UTC]

I AM DAZZLED AND MESMERIZED

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Emma93 [2010-05-21 05:33:03 +0000 UTC]

It's not often I laugh about the casting of Avatar. Good work.

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bucketmouse In reply to Emma93 [2010-05-21 06:42:48 +0000 UTC]

Basically when it comes to racebending I try to not be the news casters or political activists, I try to be the John Stewart.

I'm expressing my feelings through the lulz, but I am a comedian. I don't have to be fair or impartial or nice.

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Emma93 In reply to bucketmouse [2010-05-21 23:22:13 +0000 UTC]

I think it's a wanderful way to get the message across. ^.^

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Lord-Nathorama In reply to ??? [2010-05-21 02:40:44 +0000 UTC]

AHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHARE'S A SHOTGUN TIED WITH A CROSS WHEN YOU NEED ONE.

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bucketmouse In reply to Lord-Nathorama [2010-05-21 06:43:26 +0000 UTC]

BUT WAIT THE PRO-CASTERS WOULD ARGUE THAT THAT'S ANACHRONISTIC.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE BULLSHIT THAT'S WRONG WITH THE FILM, THAT'S 'NO BIG DEAL'.

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rainbowolfeh [2010-05-21 02:09:05 +0000 UTC]

LOL @ THE CAST OF AVATAR
THIS WILL BE THE -BEST- MOVIE EVER
(and by best i mean worst and i will laugh at it from start to finish)

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bucketmouse In reply to rainbowolfeh [2010-05-21 06:44:30 +0000 UTC]

See I'm not going to go see it. I won't even rent it. The only way I'll see it is if I can make sure the studio loses money by me watching it, and with a bottle of Southern Comfort at my side.

Quite honestly, though, I won't pirate it either. It won't be worth the bandwidth.

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loganleewei In reply to bucketmouse [2010-08-04 11:33:21 +0000 UTC]

Really not worth your bandwidth. Basically, the "best actors for the job" argument does not STAND at all.

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RandomPancake1108 In reply to bucketmouse [2010-06-09 05:45:10 +0000 UTC]

I swear to god, if it's the casting, I'm gonna punch you in the stomach.

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bucketmouse In reply to RandomPancake1108 [2010-06-09 07:39:39 +0000 UTC]

BRING IT, PANCAKES.

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RandomPancake1108 In reply to bucketmouse [2010-06-09 15:58:29 +0000 UTC]

You're just gonna completely ignore the fact that it's going to respect the source material like all the Racebender Nazis?

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bucketmouse In reply to RandomPancake1108 [2010-06-09 21:22:58 +0000 UTC]

You forgot invading Poland. I'm totally gonna do that next.

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Archangelbeth [2010-05-20 21:09:11 +0000 UTC]

You. Rock.

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bucketmouse In reply to Archangelbeth [2010-05-20 21:18:39 +0000 UTC]

I try. I'm very trying.

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Shadow-Element [2010-05-20 18:33:38 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant, Classy and a spoonfull of funny~

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bucketmouse In reply to Shadow-Element [2010-05-20 21:18:24 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure 'classy' was a word I'd use, but SURE OK I'LL TAKE IT.

THANKS.

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SJen [2010-05-20 15:54:33 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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bucketmouse In reply to SJen [2010-05-20 21:18:52 +0000 UTC]

\m/

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