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Published: 2012-10-13 03:41:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 1868; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 18
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Description When there's a ying there's a yang, and DD wants to get into the farming business too after the morally-questionable roaring success of CC's candied-luffa company. It's a little wordier than usual since DD loves to mumble complicated stuff to herself.

Plus she also commits the same [intentional?] mistake that most health/organic/natural food merchants commit of assuming everyone is made of money.

Oh, and CC can add embezzlement to her list of hobbies. >v>;

Hwy, I already said before they were evil! >v<

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Comments: 46

Kattlanna [2012-10-21 21:26:05 +0000 UTC]

Noooo! DD tried to be a competitor, even standing up to Big Business, but sold out!

CC's evil side has fully manifested, in the form of a sleazy megacorp CEO. DD has an evil side too, but for how much longer will she be able to resist, or has she given in?

Great work as always!

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C-quel In reply to Kattlanna [2012-10-22 02:03:42 +0000 UTC]

Hey hey. Thank you Katt-chama! ^^

Yep, never try to play fire with fire when it comes to money matter... more often than not, you'll just get consumed by the greed yourself. XD

[it's a strange and scary world out there!]

The worst thing is, that's not as evil as they can get... they have a more evil form which you'll see after a while which makes running sleazy megacorps look like bullfrog-popping.

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Ane-H [2012-10-14 02:42:22 +0000 UTC]

So you've expanded to newspapers while CC is committing fraud? What an amazing 3 month jump. XD

I'll take some of insane DD's parsnip pops, please. ^^

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C-quel In reply to Ane-H [2012-10-14 05:35:38 +0000 UTC]

A whole lot can happen in three months in this business. ^.^

And sure! That'll be ΰΈΏ29.99 a pop, please.

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Ane-H In reply to C-quel [2012-10-15 00:12:01 +0000 UTC]

*Surrenders 30* Ok.

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C-quel In reply to Ane-H [2012-10-15 00:59:20 +0000 UTC]

Coolbean... lemme go bother psycho DD so she can make you a pop. ^^

*sees psycho DD munching on her own raw materials like a deranged rabbit*

NO!!! BAD DD!!!! NO EATING PROFITS!!!! XD

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Ane-H In reply to C-quel [2012-10-15 06:09:38 +0000 UTC]

Well fine. If DD is just going to eat the parsnips I'll take my business elsewhere. *picks up sun dried cherries from store instead* XD

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C-quel In reply to Ane-H [2012-10-16 06:58:35 +0000 UTC]

Darnit DD! No wonder you go bankrupt! >XD

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Ane-H In reply to C-quel [2012-10-17 03:06:35 +0000 UTC]

They were so good too.

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GeneralDurandal [2012-10-13 22:20:10 +0000 UTC]

lolz

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C-quel In reply to GeneralDurandal [2012-10-13 22:57:40 +0000 UTC]

hehe.

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GeneralDurandal In reply to C-quel [2012-10-14 19:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Haha

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ScottWolf [2012-10-13 15:39:18 +0000 UTC]

The same thing happened to the car industry and the banks!!

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C-quel In reply to ScottWolf [2012-10-13 16:07:50 +0000 UTC]

Yep, DD joins the growing list of American-style parasites.

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ScottWolf In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 16:21:20 +0000 UTC]

how can I get on this list? because I've been needing a bail-out for about six years now.

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C-quel In reply to ScottWolf [2012-10-13 16:42:46 +0000 UTC]

Well you have to be willing to screw people over and get in bed with various shady and gross people of prominence. You'll be collecting your billions in no time (although by then you'll be too much of a psycho to be satisfied).

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ScottWolf In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 16:49:39 +0000 UTC]

Well I'm more or less a psycho already... and I haven't gotten laid in a long time... As for screwing people over, no problem.

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C-quel In reply to ScottWolf [2012-10-13 17:31:22 +0000 UTC]

Wow! if you're not careful, you may get voted in as president of the IMF or World Bank!

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ScottWolf In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 18:20:29 +0000 UTC]

...I fail to see a downside.

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C-quel In reply to ScottWolf [2012-10-13 19:38:51 +0000 UTC]

Actually, Im more worried about the rest of us...

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ScottWolf In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 19:41:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh, well... not my problem then.

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C-quel In reply to ScottWolf [2012-10-13 19:59:25 +0000 UTC]

At least not until you're in front of a guillotine.

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ScottWolf In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 20:01:04 +0000 UTC]

We outlawed beheading in the country. Worst I'll face is white-collar prison. I can deal with that.

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C-quel In reply to ScottWolf [2012-10-13 20:26:36 +0000 UTC]

Who said anything about YOUR country? There, you'll reign with impunity among the sheeple, as you see in the US and Europe. You won't even go to prison at all there, worst that will happen to you is a permanent vacation in the Cayman Islands.

Elsewhere, it's kind of a jungle out there, which is probably why all the wars are started over there.

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ScottWolf In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 20:29:38 +0000 UTC]

So like I said, I have no problem with it.

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C-quel In reply to ScottWolf [2012-10-13 20:46:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, as long as you stay on your side of the pond, go nuts. hehehe...

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ScottWolf In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 21:12:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm happy with controlling the protectors of the free world.

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SebBlo [2012-10-13 09:00:59 +0000 UTC]

The parsnip revolution begins now!
But starting at $29.99? Isn't that a bit too evil... even for you, DD?
And I just love DD's face in the 2nd panel!

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C-quel In reply to SebBlo [2012-10-13 14:15:41 +0000 UTC]

But wait, there's more!!!
Order now and you get a second Parsnip Popβ„’Β ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

(just toss in $14.99 S&H)

And it's a bit hard to tell because of the boldng, but the money symbol is in Bits not Dollars.

haha, and yes that was a VERY fun face to draw! ^.^

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SebBlo In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 15:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Does Bits have any official symbol? I have to check that out

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C-quel In reply to SebBlo [2012-10-13 15:30:07 +0000 UTC]

Of course...

ΰΈΏ

...thought I had to borrow that from the Thai Baht.

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SebBlo In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 16:50:51 +0000 UTC]

I think that's the Thai Baht, yes
But if Bit is a parody of Baht, it could work

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C-quel In reply to SebBlo [2012-10-13 22:52:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh, a Bit is probably one of the few things directly carried over from MLP.

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SebBlo In reply to C-quel [2012-10-14 00:07:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I suppose

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DeadCobra [2012-10-13 08:45:11 +0000 UTC]

Funny
I haw nothing against parsnip

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C-quel In reply to DeadCobra [2012-10-13 14:09:55 +0000 UTC]

No surprise there, parsnips are cool. ^^

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hailey1140 [2012-10-13 05:45:59 +0000 UTC]

luv it

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C-quel In reply to hailey1140 [2012-10-13 14:08:54 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! ^ ^

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hailey1140 In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 21:30:18 +0000 UTC]

ur welcome

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mortalshinobi [2012-10-13 05:23:44 +0000 UTC]

haha. lols.

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C-quel In reply to mortalshinobi [2012-10-13 14:04:13 +0000 UTC]

0MG, that is a cute Derpy! Thank you! ^^

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mortalshinobi In reply to C-quel [2012-10-13 17:21:05 +0000 UTC]

oh? the avatar? it's not derpy. it's my oc pony version ophelia, ponified from claymore.
and welcome.

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C-quel In reply to mortalshinobi [2012-10-13 22:51:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh I see! The resemblance is uncanny when you're looking at her from a smartphone. She's adorable, though.

And takes one to know one, everyone always confuses my CC for Applebloom.

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mortalshinobi In reply to C-quel [2012-10-14 01:52:01 +0000 UTC]

haha. in a full image she doesn't get confused. ophelia has a long braid and her skin is blue rather then gray. plus she's generally kinda mean and moody.

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C-quel In reply to mortalshinobi [2012-10-14 13:42:19 +0000 UTC]

lol, mean and moody... reminds me of DD.

I can't quite find her in your gallery (unless I'm doing it wrong)... link?

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mortalshinobi In reply to C-quel [2012-10-14 17:46:44 +0000 UTC]

that's funny considering almost any pony image i draw has her. [link]
i just don't make her as cute as favoriteffi does.

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