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Thanks! I thought it was an appropriate reaction.
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**I'm sure they are just messing with that tourist.
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What, that tourist never saw a Paul Hogan movie?
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Apparently not.
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Oh, crikey...
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Is this coffee, or really odd looking cupa soup they're talking about?
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Depends on your definition of coffee. Or soup, for that matter.
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It could very well be mud in the end.
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"Mud in the end"? Is that some sort of euphemism?
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It sounds like it is. I'm not sure 100% though. But I'll bet this poor guy at the bar was served mud in a coffee mug.
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You think that's tough coffee?
Just wait until you try Irish coffee, we've got a little extra ingredient!
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Let me guess... it wouldn't have anything to do with whiskey, would it?
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...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
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But it's so warm and comfy in there... not to mention roomy...
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Really? Want to rent it out?
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I dunno... what's the going rate for headspace these days?
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I normally charge 50 a week, but for you my friend I'll take 70.
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That's higher...
You're not much of a haggler, are you?
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Ok ok, I'll drop it to 25, just for you. ^_^
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Heh... that's one crazy coffee bar there!
The tourist's face!
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That's how they like it down under... strong enough to stand up on it's own!
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Like Desperate Dan's tea... (a character from the Dandy comic)
His "mighty brew" could stand up a teaspoon in the cup.
Then when he gave a soothing cup to a woman who was annoyed about a bad hairstyle a local barber gave her, the tea proved so strong it curled her hair for her - cheering her up no end!
In turn, the barber came to see how Dan did it, and the tea stood his curly hair on end!
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I saw this one on your MySpace. Not entirely sure what the joke is.
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The joke is that the Australians are so tough they drink their coffee 'chunky', wheras we here in the states have our fancy-pants coffee; (They're really just messin' with the tourist, though.)
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Oh, I see. That's always how I saw Australians, basically British people with balls.
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That's an oxymoron if ever I heard one...
'British people with...' yeah, right!
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Nothing against the British, but the only British person I know of who has lower male private parts both physically and figuratively is Mike Myers. 
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Cream or black, I just don't care;
As long as I get my caffine buzz.
If it wakes me up,
I don't care what else it does...
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I like the dog's expression on the last panel. Priceless.
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Haha, I love that dog's expression in the last panel.
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No need for that fancy mumbo jumbo sissy coffee...drink it black, that'll put hairs on your chest, lol!
Great job, man!
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If black'll put hairs on your chest, then Mammy's Chunky Blend'll put hair all over you!
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