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Published: 2016-09-17 13:23:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 1631; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 6
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TheJenjineer [2016-10-04 04:55:48 +0000 UTC]
Ah, coconut humor. Truly a staple of the island cast away genre.
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to TheJenjineer [2016-10-04 18:14:46 +0000 UTC]
Well, I just couldn't not do it...
The really funny part is that you have no idea just how true that statement will prove to be...
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TheJenjineer In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2016-10-05 10:03:34 +0000 UTC]
I eagerly anticipate more coconut related humor!
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to TheJenjineer [2016-10-08 19:20:25 +0000 UTC]
Ask and ye shall receive: [link]
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BluebottleFlyer [2016-09-20 02:00:40 +0000 UTC]
Typical Prof, over-complicating things as always. I love how nonchalant Calamity looks while kicking the tree.
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to BluebottleFlyer [2016-09-20 18:48:56 +0000 UTC]
You definitely get the Professor...
And bonus points for using the word "nonchalant." That was precisely what I was going for.
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to Tylerthefox [2016-09-19 15:24:43 +0000 UTC]
To be fair, Calamity has a bit of an advantage in the kicking department. The Professor probably wouldn't have had as much luck.
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Tylerthefox In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2016-09-20 12:01:39 +0000 UTC]
That's true. He's got like size 60 feet or something!
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to Tylerthefox [2016-09-20 18:47:51 +0000 UTC]
Let's just say there's a reason he never wears shoes.
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Tylerthefox In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2016-09-21 02:03:12 +0000 UTC]
Yeah. Those shoes would definitely would just explode when worn!
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Hatchetstein4Real [2016-09-17 22:32:53 +0000 UTC]
And I thought that platypus was supposed to be a genius! XD
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to Hatchetstein4Real [2016-09-19 15:23:38 +0000 UTC]
A scientific genius, maybe, but not so much in practical application...
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AlexRaccoonGlider [2016-09-17 21:52:05 +0000 UTC]
Kick and you shall receive XD I bet that was "nuts" how it took so little effort to get the coconut down.
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BruBadger [2016-09-17 21:21:00 +0000 UTC]
Being a kangaroo, it seems Calamity sure can kick.
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to BruBadger [2016-09-19 15:22:43 +0000 UTC]
Yep. There are some perks to being a kangaroo...
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David31 [2016-09-17 21:13:38 +0000 UTC]
Calamity Kangaroo, master of the painfully obvious.
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to David31 [2016-09-19 15:21:10 +0000 UTC]
That he is. In this instance, emphasis on the "painful" part.
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David31 In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2016-09-20 00:50:20 +0000 UTC]
Oh yes. I wouldn't be surprised if he soaks his foot in the ocean after that hard kick.
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to David31 [2016-09-20 18:46:43 +0000 UTC]
I meant more painful for the Professor's noggin... Calamity's foot would be fine; it's kinda built for that sort of thing.
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David31 In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2016-09-20 23:25:14 +0000 UTC]
I had a feeling that you meant the professor, ah well he can whip up an aspirin for it out of sand if he wanted to.
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to David31 [2016-09-28 17:19:22 +0000 UTC]
You... don't know where aspirin comes from, do you?
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David31 In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2016-09-28 21:11:20 +0000 UTC]
Of course it comes from a willow tree. Although the island's only tree is a coconut one, perhaps the prof can wip up a coconut flavored aspirin from the bark of that tree?
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Wolfmage90 [2016-09-17 20:32:10 +0000 UTC]
Calamity must have some pretty strong legs, guess it must be from all that hopping around
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to Wolfmage90 [2016-09-19 15:20:56 +0000 UTC]
He's a kangaroo, after all... The jumping and kicking is kind of their thing.
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Wolfmage90 In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2016-09-19 15:33:22 +0000 UTC]
How is he in the Boxing department, I heard that's kind of their thing too, unless I've watched too many cartoons...
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to Wolfmage90 [2016-09-20 18:42:35 +0000 UTC]
Nah, boxing and shipping are more of a UPS thing, really...
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Wolfmage90 In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2016-09-20 21:27:26 +0000 UTC]
I meant the fighting sport of boxing, you know Muhammad Ali and Rocky Balboa
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to Wolfmage90 [2016-09-28 17:20:08 +0000 UTC]
I know; it was a joke.
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to TamerKoh [2016-09-19 15:01:52 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, there's not much dialogue in this one, so I kind of had to sell it with expressions.
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Michaelbond007 [2016-09-17 13:40:21 +0000 UTC]
always rely on a Kangaroo to kick a tree with fruit on it, just make sure it's not a coconut tree
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to Michaelbond007 [2016-09-19 15:40:10 +0000 UTC]
The Fourth Law of Cartoon Physics, Amendment F, states that if a coconut in a tree succumbs to gravity, said coconut will invariably impact the cranium of a nearby character if present.
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Michaelbond007 In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2016-09-19 22:12:21 +0000 UTC]
so even if i had a shield, the coconuts would still bounce onto a nearby character's head?
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CalamityKangaroo In reply to Michaelbond007 [2016-09-20 18:45:26 +0000 UTC]
Yep, pretty much. In the event that you were the only one present, and you still had a shield, nothing would happen; at which point you would lower the shield in relief, only to then have the coconut fall square on your noggin.
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Michaelbond007 In reply to CalamityKangaroo [2016-09-20 19:11:55 +0000 UTC]
oh ok...wait a minute i'm getting a vision!:
10 seconds later, Michael lowers his shield and gets a coconut on his head.
*5 seconds later* Whoa! i just got a vision and-- *BONK* ouch!
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