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FIRST BOOK
Max: Hey! We’re a bunch of super mutants from a science lab who can fly, and are being chased by a group of were-wolves!
(Were-wolves take Angel)
Max: Because I am the bossy parent figure, we shall go rescue her! But you can’t come cause you’re blind, and you can’t because you’re eight. However, I will allow the loud mouthed nine year old to come and the dashingly handsome stereotypical dark-brooding-emo boy because I have an enormous crush on him, but I won’t admit it.
Fang: Um, you do?
Max: Moving on now.
Fang: O.o
(They fly to California. Various mishaps along the way delay them slightly. Like Max being shot.)
Max: Now we are at the lab rescuing Angel using a convenient flock of predatory birds. Oh, and I found out that a man who I thought was dead isn’t. Weird, huh?
Fang: Quite…
(They fly to New York in a relatively short period of time.)
Max: Now that we are in New York, we will go straight into the psycho scientists hands by showing up at their doorstep a second time because we are obsessed with our pasts.
Fang: Is that a good idea?
Max: Of course it is. I’m the bossy parent figure, remember?
Fang: Ah, yes.
(They wander around New York. Mysterious things happen.)
Voice: Hello Max. I am an annoying personification of your conscience.
Max: Oh Em Gee!
Fang: Are you okay?
Max: If you hear a voice in your head that no one else can hear, is that a bad thing?
Fang: Yes.
Max: Uh-oh.
(They go to the ocean for no apparent reason and are attacked by more were-wolves.)
Max: Oh god, Fang’s hurt! I must reveal my love for him while he’s critically injured!
(Kisses Fang.)
Fang: Ow. WTF was that about?
Max: *blushes* Um, nothing?
Fang: Riiiight.
(They go back to New York and into a lab and find assorted other mutants. Ari, a were-wolf somehow linked to their past, shows up. He and Max fight. Max wins.)
Max: Darn, I think I killed my mortal enemy because he’s a giant wolf-man and has no sense of balance and/or bad traction on his boots.
Jeb: You just killed your brother! *wails*
Max: I did? Wait, that means-
Flock: Ew, gross.
Fang: Uh, yeah.
Max: Now we will go to Washington DC to look for our pasts once again (because I am still the bossy parental figure.)
Fang: *rolls eyes*
THE END

BOOK TWO
Max: We are still on our way to Washington DC, because last time you checked in with us it was only 24 hours ago. Oh, and we have a dog now.
(Were-wolves appear. They have wings now. Ari [the wolf-guy that “died”] shows up. They fight. The flock wins. Fang is mortally wounded. [again])
Max: Oh god! Ari is alive! And Fang is hurt! Again!
(They take Fang to the hospital. FBI gets involved. That is not a good thing.)
FBI: So, um, you guys are super-mutants who can fly?
Flock: Yup.
FBI: Okay…
(They get shipped off to a farm to live with some random woman. Fang [or Fnick] is better now.)
Woman: You guys can do whatever, you just have to go to school.
Flock: NOOOOOO!!!!
(They go to school.)
Max: This is easy because the Voice helps me cheat in all my subjects. Then raging teenage hormones kicked in (along with bird pheromones) and Fang and I became walking targets for teen lust. This was okay until I saw Fang making out with a certain NON-AVIAN school peer. That was not okay.
(Confusing things happened at the school that appear to have nothing to do with the story. Then the were-wolves attacked. The flock runs away.)
Max Clone: Sad, sad real Max. Too bad I have to stalk you.
(Assorted plot altering things happen that I don’t remember because I can’t find my copy of the book. WAAHHH!!!)
Voice: (for the four millionth time) Save the world Max! W00t!
Max: And how am I supposed to do that?
Voice: I dunno. Go hang out at Disney World for a while.
Max: Okay.
(They go to Disney World.)
Max: I know! We have to go stop some major corporation from taking over the planet! Oh, and I can fly super-fast now. Yippy!
(They go to lab but Max gets kidnapped. [Or would that be “bird”kidnapped?])
Max: Darn. Now I am stuck in an isolation tank for no real reason. Oh Voice, what should I dooooo?
Voice: Um, play dead?
Max: Okay. *pretends to die*
(Meanwhile, back at the ranch….)
Max Clone: Hiya everybody! I am so the real Max. You have absolutely no reason to believe that I am not Max! Because I am Max, I will do a Max-like thing – like cook breakfast!
Fang: *whispers to flock* She’s not Max.
(Flock nods in agreement.)
Max: I have escaped now because I am such a good actor! Now to save the world!
Max Clone: No you won’t!
(A fight scene occurs with very confusing point of view changes with each chapter. I got lost. A lot.)
(real) Max: Yes! I have won because I am the original flavor of mutant bird-girl!
Max Clone: I have no purpose in life. Kill me now.
Jeb: But there can’t be two Maxs!
Max: Should have thought of that before.
(They fly off. That’s all I can remember. Whoops )
THE END (or is it?)

Sweating a little... — Description
FIRST BOOK
Max: Hey! We’re a bunch of super mutants from a science lab who can fly, and are being chased by a group of were-wolves!
(Were-wolves take Angel)
Max: Because I am the bossy parent figure, we shall go rescue her! But you can’t come cause you’re blind, and you can’t because you’re eight. However, I will allow the loud mouthed nine year old to come and the dashingly handsome stereotypical dark-brooding-emo boy because I have an enormous crush on him, but I won’t admit it.
Fang: Um, you do?
Max: Moving on now.
Fang: O.o
(They fly to California. Various mishaps along the way delay them slightly. Like Max being shot.)
Max: Now we are at the lab rescuing Angel using a convenient flock of predatory birds. Oh, and I found out that a man who I thought was dead isn’t. Weird, huh?
Fang: Quite…
(They fly to New York in a relatively short period of time.)
Max: Now that we are in New York, we will go straight into the psycho scientists hands by showing up at their doorstep a second time because we are obsessed with our pasts.
Fang: Is that a good idea?
Max: Of course it is. I’m the bossy parent figure, remember?
Fang: Ah, yes.
(They wander around New York. Mysterious things happen.)
Voice: Hello Max. I am an annoying personification of your conscience.
Max: Oh Em Gee!
Fang: Are you okay?
Max: If you hear a voice in your head that no one else can hear, is that a bad thing?
Fang: Yes.
Max: Uh-oh.
(They go to the ocean for no apparent reason and are attacked by more were-wolves.)
Max: Oh god, Fang’s hurt! I must reveal my love for him while he’s critically injured!
(Kisses Fang.)
Fang: Ow. WTF was that about?
Max: *blushes* Um, nothing?
Fang: Riiiight.
(They go back to New York and into a lab and find assorted other mutants. Ari, a were-wolf somehow linked to their past, shows up. He and Max fight. Max wins.)
Max: Darn, I think I killed my mortal enemy because he’s a giant wolf-man and has no sense of balance and/or bad traction on his boots.
Jeb: You just killed your brother! *wails*
Max: I did? Wait, that means-
Flock: Ew, gross.
Fang: Uh, yeah.
Max: Now we will go to Washington DC to look for our pasts once again (because I am still the bossy parental figure.)
Fang: *rolls eyes*
THE END

BOOK TWO
Max: We are still on our way to Washington DC, because last time you checked in with us it was only 24 hours ago. Oh, and we have a dog now.
(Were-wolves appear. They have wings now. Ari [the wolf-guy that “died”] shows up. They fight. The flock wins. Fang is mortally wounded. [again])
Max: Oh god! Ari is alive! And Fang is hurt! Again!
(They take Fang to the hospital. FBI gets involved. That is not a good thing.)
FBI: So, um, you guys are super-mutants who can fly?
Flock: Yup.
FBI: Okay…
(They get shipped off to a farm to live with some random woman. Fang [or Fnick] is better now.)
Woman: You guys can do whatever, you just have to go to school.
Flock: NOOOOOO!!!!
(They go to school.)
Max: This is easy because the Voice helps me cheat in all my subjects. Then raging teenage hormones kicked in (along with bird pheromones) and Fang and I became walking targets for teen lust. This was okay until I saw Fang making out with a certain NON-AVIAN school peer. That was not okay.
(Confusing things happened at the school that appear to have nothing to do with the story. Then the were-wolves attacked. The flock runs away.)
Max Clone: Sad, sad real Max. Too bad I have to stalk you.
(Assorted plot altering things happen that I don’t remember because I can’t find my copy of the book. WAAHHH!!!)
Voice: (for the four millionth time) Save the world Max! W00t!
Max: And how am I supposed to do that?
Voice: I dunno. Go hang out at Disney World for a while.
Max: Okay.
(They go to Disney World.)
Max: I know! We have to go stop some major corporation from taking over the planet! Oh, and I can fly super-fast now. Yippy!
(They go to lab but Max gets kidnapped. [Or would that be “bird”kidnapped?])
Max: Darn. Now I am stuck in an isolation tank for no real reason. Oh Voice, what should I dooooo?
Voice: Um, play dead?
Max: Okay. *pretends to die*
(Meanwhile, back at the ranch….)
Max Clone: Hiya everybody! I am so the real Max. You have absolutely no reason to believe that I am not Max! Because I am Max, I will do a Max-like thing – like cook breakfast!
Fang: *whispers to flock* She’s not Max.
(Flock nods in agreement.)
Max: I have escaped now because I am such a good actor! Now to save the world!
Max Clone: No you won’t!
(A fight scene occurs with very confusing point of view changes with each chapter. I got lost. A lot.)
(real) Max: Yes! I have won because I am the original flavor of mutant bird-girl!
Max Clone: I have no purpose in life. Kill me now.
Jeb: But there can’t be two Maxs!
Max: Should have thought of that before.
(They fly off. That’s all I can remember. Whoops )
THE END (or is it?)