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NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallerymrcappy.deviantart.com
He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.
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Cappitron’s Short Circuited Rant
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A word of warning: you probably shouldn’t snoop around to learn the behind the scenes of the G1 Transformer show, chances are it’ll make you sad.
Allow me to make you sad!
The dude who is doing the voicework for Megatron, Ratchet, and Shockwave on Transformers Animated also did the voices for Brawn, Spike, and Shockwave on the G1 cartoon. The interviewer in stereotypical fantard fashion—thinking that recording booths were stuffed full of rainbows and cupcakes and that the staff had a twinkle in their eye that this canceled-in-the-fourth-season cartoon would someday lead to a grand revival—asked if there were any fun stories on the set of the 80s Transformers.
Some of us tend to forget that ten percent of 80s cartoons were accidentally awesome while the rest were just concentrated levels of butt. Almost every toy from the 80s had a cartoon. Do you remember the Monchhichi cartoon?
I hope you don’t.
Could you even imagine if today’s television had such lack of scruples? Imagine the nightmare of a Bratz Babyz cartoon serie…oh. Well, bad example. (also, if you want the FBI to raid your computer, look for the Bratz Babyz cartoon theme on Youtube to witness more pedo fodder than a Huggies commercial marathon).
Anyways, let’s say the 80s were a soulless time for the people who had to produce this stuff. The voice actor lamented the cruddy working conditions of having to read flat scripts, putting up with petty arguments between writers, and daunting hours in the studio in an isolation box talking to himself. The consensus from all the original cast has been that the only highlight was being able to hang out with the iconic Scatman Crothers (the original voice for Jazz).
The working conditions for cartoons nowadays has hit its renaissance, and Transformers Animated show is now one of the funnest jobs the voice actor has ever had.
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The Lowdown On The Download
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More Transformer art mofos! This ain’t your daddy’s Transformers! Well…actually they might be.
You know, seeing as about ninety eight percent of my watchers are lotsa lovely ladies, I sure do draw pictures that probably should tick them off. But like an abusive relationship, you continue to click my links. “Maybe Cappitron will change and draw Transformer slash for me!”
He never does.
But somehow I’ve worded my artist descriptions in a way that I’ve caused transfans to debate on several occasions whether Transformers are gay/straight/asexual/use a series of tubes. I don’t think I’ve even stated that I care what they are…it’s just the artistic interpretations IN GRAPHIC VECTOR RENDERING that cause your Cappitron’s brain to weep dopamine to ease the pain. I’ve seen the art to prove you’ve taken very concrete stances. The art explaining their lack of crotches (OH STARSCREAM STICK UR PLUG IN MY PORT HOLE) will never, ever leave my mind.
Never.
So here’s Cappitron’s more innocent (but still immature) interpretation of the cartoon series trying to cater to your fanficriffic ideas. I have art books that display character reference sheets, and since none of them make any mention to the location of (wait for it… ) Optimus’ COCKPIT, I have assumed that he is a baller, but isn’t ballin’.
No wonder Transformers are blowing crap up, they’re ticked off of
a) a lack of fembots
b) said fembots being very unattractive that their programmed lipstick is their only indicator
c) no outlet (literally!) to do anything with them
So what’s Cappitron’s final say? I really don’t care what your interpretation is on robotantrics, as long as you continue supporting the franchise, and as long as you don’t link me to your in-depth tutorials on their procreation habits.
-The “Optimus Was Known To Be A Eunuch Leader. I Mean Unique Leader” Cappitron
For the copycats: Micron pigma pen 03 (linework), prismacolor markers, sharpie markers, uniball 207 gel pens.
References: Wikipedia on what Elita One looked like.
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Comments: 22
Sharky7 [2010-06-22 08:03:15 +0000 UTC]
"Only you can interface with Elita one!"
So Alpha Trion was a liar? D:
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Paradox-OS [2010-01-19 07:12:06 +0000 UTC]
Oh god, this made me giggle. Poor, poor Elita. No steamy night for her.
On the subject of your scarring, I will never, ever understand the insane debate of COCKS OR NO COCKS. Seriously. It's probably the dumbest thing to argue about since RIRFIB. I'm heavy in the Transformers slash, especially Beast Wars. YesIadmitit. The way I figure it if a Transformer (ahemBlackarachniaerhem) can have tits out to China then sure, why not, give the dude-bots wangs under there somewhere. Makes as much sense as anything else, and I honestly don't have it in me to argue or really care.
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Cappitron In reply to Paradox-OS [2010-06-06 23:58:59 +0000 UTC]
So. Do you think the Sponge Bob community spend long topic threads arguing about this stuff?
-The "Here's A Diagram Illustrating The Sponge Boner and Patric Pornstarfish Phenomena" Cappy
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Paradox-OS In reply to Cappitron [2010-06-07 00:06:41 +0000 UTC]
If there is then I want to stay as far away from it as possible.
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Cappitron In reply to ayumi-sakura-chan [2010-06-06 23:54:10 +0000 UTC]
So they'll literally set the bed on fire!
-The "Has Negative Zero Interest On How Transformers Reproduce" Cappy
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Snowflake-owl [2009-03-16 19:29:10 +0000 UTC]
Robots only give pleasure to sick humans, ughhh
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Minosayia [2009-01-05 18:06:32 +0000 UTC]
Finally the truth comes out!Transformers can't screw like the humans do.
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Cappitron In reply to Minosayia [2009-01-06 14:58:39 +0000 UTC]
Transformers do screw the humans, though.
-The "Thanks For Fighting In My Neighborhood And Stepping On My House" Cappy
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Minosayia In reply to Cappitron [2009-01-06 17:19:03 +0000 UTC]
Oh yes I forgot that the do us...I may be naive but how is the touch of metal against flesh,and the sound of computerized voice(G1 I mean)against a human voice,gives pleasure to both a robot and a human?
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KatieWings [2008-12-06 00:51:01 +0000 UTC]
Finally! Someone sees the light!
Robot sex is imaginary. It never happens. Ever.
I'm so glad you make these comics. Also--I love your rants, man.
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MalaPokusa [2008-08-15 08:25:21 +0000 UTC]
Lovely, and God, no, never change your thinking on those examples of those comics, fanservice is sometimes just bad xD
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rustygiraffe [2008-07-21 17:55:20 +0000 UTC]
Is it wrong that I love immature humor like this? Because if it is, I NEVER WANT TO BE RIGHT.
And lets face it, do they really need to have sex to be cool and blow things up?
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Nika-hime [2008-07-19 15:02:28 +0000 UTC]
Haha that was great. I love reading your comments :3
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Cappitron In reply to Nika-hime [2008-07-21 09:00:23 +0000 UTC]
And I love reading comments that someone read my comments!
-The "You're Reading A Comment Commenting On You Commenting On My Comments" Cappy
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Starscreamer07 [2008-07-19 10:20:12 +0000 UTC]
no wonder none of them ever really look happy...
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CommonlyBefuddled [2008-07-19 09:29:19 +0000 UTC]
Last line was a zinger! Well played Cappitron, well played.
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