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Published: 2008-06-23 10:50:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 5414; Favourites: 46; Downloads: 50
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Description NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallery mrcappy.deviantart.com
He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.

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Cappitron’s Short-Circuited Contest
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Lucky be the artists who look at my art first! I gotta couple ideas for drawings, and I need my fellow art buddies to let me use their bodies as public domain!

Lemme use your sexy brain! Do you have a Transformers fembot fancharacter? I’m doing up—surprise—another Transformer piccie, and I need a female Transformer. Link to the picture of your gigagirl in the comments and I’ll pick one in a very biased contest; it all depends on how many “I LOVE YOUR ARTS” you type up before the link to your AutoBooty or DeceptiCans.

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The Lowdown On The Download
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Whatever, it’s my gallery and I’ll upload retarded Transformer pictures if I wanna! Fun fact: did you know hentai was created solely for philosophical reasons? It’s true, because it makes everyone ponder how a nation full of the most conservative and polite people could create some of the MEANEST, ANGRIEST porn I have ever come across. I COULD cut-n-paste my description from a drawing I did that’s dedicated to the creepy industry of animating crying Sailor Moons being romanced by faceless octopuses.

Instead, lemme direct you to the picture itself! Com’mon, you know you wanna look! As an added bonus, you’ll get to read my infamous rant about soap.
I RANT ABOUT SOAP, PEOPLE!!
[link]

Now that you’re back and up-to-date on my opinion on hentai because you definitely followed that link, let’s talk Transformers Animated. They still haven’t done much with token ninja Prowl on the show to make him likeable. In fact the only reason I’ve been interested in him is because I’m 99.98% sure that the voice actor also did Johnny Bravo.

About the art: I tried creating some type of futuristic telecomputer device that Bumblebee’s jamming on…but it came out really confusing. Just believe me when I say it’s a telecomputer and they’re surfing the Interwebs with it.

Also! I tried to do something a little more literal with my ransom note lettering. I don’t know if the checkerboarding is better than alternately coloring every other word (like in the linked picture above). It definitely saves ink in my Prismacolor markers this way, but it may be confusing and you need time to decipher the words. Tell me if this is okay.

I know this description isn’t my usual level of funny; since I linked to a previous drawing of mine with an already bandwidth bashing rant, I figured I could be lazy today.
…Okay, you talked me into it! Since the theme is kinda pornish, how about I come up with smut titles only Cappitron could conspire?

A super hero themed flick, with the ultimate mutant…from the waist down, it’s
THE PORNADO
“Baby, I’m gonna blow you…away!”
“When I walk into a trailer park, the governor calls it a state of emergency with all the white trash I’m about to devastate!”

A caveman themed hanky-panky film, take a sexy trip to Jurassic Pork with
TYRANNOSAURUS SEX
“If you take off that tricera-tube-top then you’re about to become stego-sore!”
“You thought seeing a bone this size would be extinct by now, huh?”
“Where I’m gonna be drilling, we’re gonna need some crude oil!”

-The “His Comments Transform Into Bad Taste” Cappitron

For the copycats: micron pigma pen 04, 03 (linework), prismacolor markers, colored pencils, uniball 207 gel pens.
References: google image search for Bumblebee and Prowl. No porn results, hooray!!
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Comments: 20

blurr14 [2012-09-02 06:45:41 +0000 UTC]

this is going to be in my fav list oh and i think i can tell whet there looking at and talking about

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FlyingLimes [2010-11-26 04:39:36 +0000 UTC]

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kuroneko-luna [2008-07-11 05:41:14 +0000 UTC]

for some reason, this reminds me of this: [link] ...might be the "maybe i should've wiki-ed what 'insertwordhere' meant FIRST >_> "

about the color-highlight text, i kinda like the every-other-word better... less... ah, psychedelic. :3

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Cappitron In reply to kuroneko-luna [2008-07-12 22:30:09 +0000 UTC]

Oddly enough, I believe that artist watches me on my other account. I'm surprised she didn't tell me she thought of it first.
-The "Maybe She Was Honored To Be Ripped Off By The Likes Of Me!" Cappy

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G1BabyFirefly [2008-06-25 08:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh Cappy! I totally love you, [ in a nonsexual way! ]

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Deadeye221 [2008-06-25 06:00:28 +0000 UTC]

Dude, they make the MEANEST, ANGRIEST porn ever BECAUSE they're so conservative and polite! Have you ever noticed our porn is relatively tame and we're mostly total dicks?

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Ty-Chou [2008-06-25 03:22:12 +0000 UTC]

I DO love your artz. But I love reading your comments even more. So if you want to use my (fictional, cartoon robot) body, feel free.

[link]

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greenangel [2008-06-24 05:21:56 +0000 UTC]

LAWLZ

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Jessie44 [2008-06-24 04:24:40 +0000 UTC]

i personally love prowl. he's entertaining because he wants to be taken seriously, but he's so goofy in an ironic, unintentional way that one can't help but chuckle at him.

also, yep. jeff bennett, the genius that gave life to the bravo is also the roboninja.

i loved your sick rant about soap. it changed my life somehow.

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ShebaKoby [2008-06-23 23:14:27 +0000 UTC]

Muahahaha poor Prowl and B-bee!

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Illucien [2008-06-23 20:14:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear! The soap rant was the most amusing thing ever. The checkered look is a bit distracting and harder to read, for me anyway. But it does look very cool.

You do animated style very well. The tentacle girl type stuff is very disturbing, oh those silly japanese. >👍: 0 ⏩: 0

sasoriza-chan [2008-06-23 19:08:46 +0000 UTC]

So it's the same for Transformers too when you find out what Hentai is! Though Bumblebee and Prowl's faces are priceless!

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coraxonyx [2008-06-23 13:48:34 +0000 UTC]

Yes, Prowl's VA, Jeff Glenn Bennett also voices Johnny Bravo. Good catch.

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ArchangelXAmy [2008-06-23 12:38:00 +0000 UTC]

Were the japanese the one's who created yaoi/yuri or did we just steal the name?

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Cappitron In reply to ArchangelXAmy [2008-06-24 12:41:01 +0000 UTC]

If you're asking about the concept of homosexuality, good news, gay people are found EVERYWHERE!!

Cappitron's Weeaboo School:
Hentai pretty much translates to ' pervert', and has come to mean their porn. Awful, crime against your soul porn.
I believe yuri/yaoi are Japanese porn terms, yuri=girl love yaoi=boy love.
Not so fun fact: the ones you definitely wanna stay clear from are loli and shota. These are also Japanese porn terms, loli=underage girls shota=underage boys.

-The "Found Out The Hard Way" Cappy

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ArchangelXAmy In reply to Cappitron [2008-06-24 12:42:51 +0000 UTC]

No, I'm not asking about Homosexuality.

I knew what yuri and yaoi was. I was just wondering if we stole the terms or if japan crapped that one out themselves.

Thanks for the warning!

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Starscreamer07 [2008-06-23 11:43:13 +0000 UTC]

hmm...I did make up a female transformer character one time - but i don't think i ever actually took the time to sketch it out (besides she wouldn't really be what you would call attractive anyway, more along the lines of 'treacherous', 'manipulative' and 'deceitful' - characteristics of any woman really )

but yes, on to my point!

creepy Japaneses porn.
wow...just when you think theres a lot of weird shit in the world...you stumble across that -
and suddenly its like a portal to a whole other world of "oh god WHY?!" suddenly springs forth and envelops you in its dirtiness.

you make an interesting point cappy.

and yes - the soap IS sacred - along with the luffa and the razor.

last thing you want to do is pick up your razor and realize that the last time you shaved, your leg hair was not only not that dark - but not that curly either

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smizu [2008-06-23 10:59:37 +0000 UTC]

When I read the title of this one, I was so very, very reluctant to look. And then relieved when I did. That's right, Mr Cappy, you've found a title which surpasses the tastelessness of your art. Lift your game, man! This isn't like you at all!

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Cappitron In reply to smizu [2008-06-24 21:47:03 +0000 UTC]

I like the fact that, despite all your reluctancy...
Sigmund Freud would like to point out YOU STILL CLICKED THE LINK HAHA!
Oh you girls and your Transformer Slash. ...Or should it be Transformer Clang?
-The "Clang Clang Clang Went The Astrotrollyyyyyy" Cappy

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smizu In reply to Cappitron [2008-06-25 01:15:59 +0000 UTC]

Of course I clicked the link. I watch you, and you have the megadong symbol thingy next to your name. I think this says a lot about the kind of things I find funny.

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