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NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallery
mrcappy.deviantart.com
He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.

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Cappitron’s Short-Circuited Rant
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You know what?
Screw it!
I’m tired of buying crappy presents for people. Since people know of my love of Transformers, I’ve begun a tradition of spreading the love like mechanical syphilis! I’ve bought Transformers for people these past few birthdays, and I’ve yet to get a negative reaction. Quick, send some voyager classes to North Korea, stat!

But my dad’s birthday was a few days ago, and so I got him Animated Grimlock since it reminded me of him (an old dinosaur). He told me that when I was a youngin, he would play with my Transformers before mom told him to give ‘em back. These aren’t your daddy’s Transformers! I enjoyed watching my father’s befuddlement when he tried to get thru more tripwires than a ‘Rambo’ movie. “Who got pissed off at the twist tie factory?”

He only needed help on two parts, otherwise he survived the ordeal. Family and friends can look forward to many more birthdays…THAT ARE MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE HAHA HURKA DURKA!! Even my mom won’t be safe when they release the Animated Arcee toy that’s been rumored to be in production. And speaking of Arcee…

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The Lowdown On The Download
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I guess I’ll rate this (im)mature because I really don’t want kids to imagine hooker boots on their toys.

This picture was inspired by the surprising amount of transfans that participated in my contest. I needed a female robot for a few jokes, and they volunteered their custom chassis to my operation (I have two left to illustrate…whose fembot will make the grade?!). One thing I noticed, however, was that almost all these ruff ‘n tuff chicks had high heels on.

OPTIMUS WILL SCOUR THE UNIVERSE TO END VIOLENT TYRANNY, BUT NOT VELVET THONGS!

Even the toyline isn’t safe from being dolled up. I’m secure enough to own girl Transformers. I have Energon Omnicon Arcee (I believe the first toy made of her), Animated Blackarachnia (I believe the first time her chest doesn’t have its own zip code), and movie Arcee (I believe, and pray, those things aren’t her boobs). Every one of them has pumps on.

About the art. Remember kiddies, if you’ve never drawn robot chibis before…you may wanna practice on a separate piece of paper! The last panel instead looks like I have serious anatomy issues. But whatever, I now leave to the transfan community the idea of an ‘Auto-Booty’ strip club somewhere on Cybertron.
Show us your protoform, you wrench!
Get it…wrench, instead of wench, because she’s a robot.
But the lion-looking thing on the bottom right is Ironhide.
-The “You Can Look At The Dancers But Don’t Scan Them” Cappitron

For the copycats: micron pigma pen, prismacolor markers, sharpie marker.
References: Fast Action Battler Ironhide and deluxe Arcee toys.

Description
NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallery
mrcappy.deviantart.com
He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.

====================
Cappitron’s Short-Circuited Rant
====================
You know what?
Screw it!
I’m tired of buying crappy presents for people. Since people know of my love of Transformers, I’ve begun a tradition of spreading the love like mechanical syphilis! I’ve bought Transformers for people these past few birthdays, and I’ve yet to get a negative reaction. Quick, send some voyager classes to North Korea, stat!

But my dad’s birthday was a few days ago, and so I got him Animated Grimlock since it reminded me of him (an old dinosaur). He told me that when I was a youngin, he would play with my Transformers before mom told him to give ‘em back. These aren’t your daddy’s Transformers! I enjoyed watching my father’s befuddlement when he tried to get thru more tripwires than a ‘Rambo’ movie. “Who got pissed off at the twist tie factory?”

He only needed help on two parts, otherwise he survived the ordeal. Family and friends can look forward to many more birthdays…THAT ARE MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE HAHA HURKA DURKA!! Even my mom won’t be safe when they release the Animated Arcee toy that’s been rumored to be in production. And speaking of Arcee…

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The Lowdown On The Download
====================
I guess I’ll rate this (im)mature because I really don’t want kids to imagine hooker boots on their toys.

This picture was inspired by the surprising amount of transfans that participated in my contest. I needed a female robot for a few jokes, and they volunteered their custom chassis to my operation (I have two left to illustrate…whose fembot will make the grade?!). One thing I noticed, however, was that almost all these ruff ‘n tuff chicks had high heels on.

OPTIMUS WILL SCOUR THE UNIVERSE TO END VIOLENT TYRANNY, BUT NOT VELVET THONGS!

Even the toyline isn’t safe from being dolled up. I’m secure enough to own girl Transformers. I have Energon Omnicon Arcee (I believe the first toy made of her), Animated Blackarachnia (I believe the first time her chest doesn’t have its own zip code), and movie Arcee (I believe, and pray, those things aren’t her boobs). Every one of them has pumps on.

About the art. Remember kiddies, if you’ve never drawn robot chibis before…you may wanna practice on a separate piece of paper! The last panel instead looks like I have serious anatomy issues. But whatever, I now leave to the transfan community the idea of an ‘Auto-Booty’ strip club somewhere on Cybertron.
Show us your protoform, you wrench!
Get it…wrench, instead of wench, because she’s a robot.
But the lion-looking thing on the bottom right is Ironhide.
-The “You Can Look At The Dancers But Don’t Scan Them” Cappitron

For the copycats: micron pigma pen, prismacolor markers, sharpie marker.
References: Fast Action Battler Ironhide and deluxe Arcee toys.