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Published: 2011-06-22 15:17:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 1772; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 17
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kozispoon [2014-06-03 03:00:24 +0000 UTC]
Beware the ostrich! Now I'm curious what kinda job had you mending animal fences
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carcadann In reply to kozispoon [2014-06-04 00:01:36 +0000 UTC]
Srsly that ostrich. I was working a safari park one summer. It was a lot of fun and I got a lot of good stories out of it.
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celestialstarz [2011-07-08 04:12:51 +0000 UTC]
Please let Abby know she is always allowed over to my house...to wash mah dishes and make me sammiches.
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izitmee [2011-06-23 18:09:03 +0000 UTC]
This is so... tender. I mean, I never used this word for anything here, because I usually don't like tender things. But this one made me lose my composure
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carcadann In reply to izitmee [2011-06-26 02:12:57 +0000 UTC]
I'm not sure how you mean they are tender but thank you?
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izitmee In reply to carcadann [2011-06-26 10:09:54 +0000 UTC]
Uh, sorry I'm not English, and maybe I mis-worded. I meant these are - uhm - cute, and I like them
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carcadann In reply to izitmee [2011-06-29 18:09:01 +0000 UTC]
Cute I understand. Thanks for saying so.
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TotallyOdd [2011-06-23 12:40:36 +0000 UTC]
I love your life comics, I get so excited when I see them pop up in my message center. I know number three far too well, I always end up feeling like a horrid host >.<
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carcadann In reply to TotallyOdd [2011-06-26 01:50:53 +0000 UTC]
:3 Thanks! I'm glad you like them. Yeah and she did like A BILLION DISHES. Not just the few from the dinner we ate together.
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haius [2011-06-22 22:59:56 +0000 UTC]
You dad looks like Santa Claus.
Why was this ostrich so attracted to you....?
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carcadann In reply to haius [2011-06-26 01:49:09 +0000 UTC]
He does. Little kids run up to him when we go grocery shopping and hug him. He's so embarrassed and it's so funny.
Ah the ostrich isn't attracted to -me- per say. She doesn't have a male to breed with and is constantly trying to breed with anything that gets within ten feet of her. :/ I feel bad for her but am in no position to do anything about it.
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haius In reply to carcadann [2011-08-24 02:03:21 +0000 UTC]
Poor horny ostrich.
Well, I love your dad already and I have never even met him. Because seriously, who couldn't love Santa? That must be really entertaining to watch, gotta say.
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carcadann In reply to haius [2011-08-24 20:13:02 +0000 UTC]
XD Yes my dad is the best. Little kids run up to him in the grocery store and hug him and yell "Santa!" which embarrasses the hell out of him.
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AbigailLarson [2011-06-22 20:15:50 +0000 UTC]
Haha! You would make a way better Batman than Christian Bale. At least we could understand what you were saying. Also, I <3 the comic with me in it!
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carcadann In reply to AbigailLarson [2011-06-26 01:55:44 +0000 UTC]
What IS with Bale's voice? And how come he gets so many Batman movies? I'd rather see another George Clooney Batman than Bale.
lol We have to hang out more, then you can be in more comics!
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AbigailLarson In reply to carcadann [2011-06-26 11:34:23 +0000 UTC]
Haha! I know! I miss you <3
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carcadann In reply to uialwen [2011-06-26 01:56:20 +0000 UTC]
Do you think it's Seth Rogan's voice or those GIANT AMAZING eyes? Hmm.
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uialwen In reply to carcadann [2011-06-26 14:59:34 +0000 UTC]
maybe a mix between attitude, Seth, the belly, and those big eyes!
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JaneDautant [2011-06-22 18:01:46 +0000 UTC]
I look forward to your comics so much. Every time they pop up in my feed I squeak a little.
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carcadann In reply to JaneDautant [2011-06-26 01:56:41 +0000 UTC]
lol I'm glad I made you squeak.
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carcadann In reply to Chalk-heart [2011-06-26 01:57:37 +0000 UTC]
It's a mixed blessing. On one hand you don't have to do those horrible dishes. On the other hand you loose host points for having a guest do work.
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Chalk-heart In reply to carcadann [2011-06-26 02:14:35 +0000 UTC]
But as a guest you are relieved of any niggling worries that you are being a burden to your host. In short, people are weird :/
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Digi-Shaman-of-Fire [2011-06-22 16:09:32 +0000 UTC]
Oh god yes I know that third one too well.
GUESTS AREN'T MEANT TO HELP >.<
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carcadann In reply to Digi-Shaman-of-Fire [2011-06-26 01:58:56 +0000 UTC]
Hah yes exactly. I always give points for people who offer but try not to let anybody do anything.
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