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Published: 2011-05-30 00:52:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 9970; Favourites: 109; Downloads: 29
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Description Took some time to indulge in ridiculous AUcrossover!crack, and paired my coresona, Regulations Core, with AUTO. She slavishly follows rules. He slavishly and single-mindedly follows directives. And since they're both practically the same thing, it's a match made in Robot Heaven.

...Sort of. She loves his adherence to directives and at best he's satisfied that she follows rules. Actually, the joke I've tried to communicate in this piece is that when it comes to any kind of show of affection, AUTO absolutely does not give a flying f#ck and is going to ignore you and keep working. Because if he did anything else, he wouldn't be AUTO.

...Kind of like Spock, but Amped Up to Eleven, and with 100% less pon farr. Poor Regulations.

Oh, and one more thing: Going with a white shirt for AUTO. Usually I defer to creators, but after a long hard think I decided to do that since (1) AUTO doesn't have any grey as a robot, and (2) the fact that he's suited up in stark black and white is a good metaphor for how he sees things, in absolutes, with no grey areas.

...So yeah. Have some crack.


AUTO's human design (c) *BechnoKid
Coresona inspiration from *forte-girl7
WALL-E (c) Pixar and Portal (c) Valve.
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Comments: 41

TheDarkSparkVault [2023-09-20 19:30:06 +0000 UTC]

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fanficgirl26 [2020-04-20 19:23:16 +0000 UTC]

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SentinelSpockNimoy [2011-10-28 05:52:52 +0000 UTC]

I must tell this woman to BACK OFF!! AUTO'S MINE!!

But it is very well drawn.

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Doodleyboo In reply to SentinelSpockNimoy [2020-08-03 08:59:24 +0000 UTC]

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SentinelSpockNimoy In reply to Doodleyboo [2020-08-14 03:21:06 +0000 UTC]

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Kowalskiro [2011-10-02 17:28:35 +0000 UTC]

Maybe she should kiss him. That'll get his attention.

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to Kowalskiro [2011-10-04 01:31:16 +0000 UTC]

He'd have her discharged from all her duties if she did that XD But yeah, it would definitely get his attention!

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Kowalskiro In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-10-04 05:12:28 +0000 UTC]

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WildCatPrincess4Ever [2011-06-14 01:13:08 +0000 UTC]

KISS HIM, REGULATION, KISS HIM!!! THAT'LL GET HIS ATTENTION!!!!!! YOU'LL ALWAYS GET A GUY'S ATTENTION IF YOU KISS HM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I can just IMAGINE a voice in Regulation Core's head saying that XD)

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to WildCatPrincess4Ever [2011-06-14 02:37:56 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I agree that it would get his attention

I do not think that Regulations would be very pleased with the outcome, however

|D

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WildCatPrincess4Ever In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-06-14 03:26:23 +0000 UTC]

What would be the outcome...?

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to WildCatPrincess4Ever [2011-06-14 04:46:51 +0000 UTC]

Lots of uncomfortable, half-offended staring. And probably an order to leave.

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WildCatPrincess4Ever In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-06-18 21:18:12 +0000 UTC]

Well the solution is simple! Just kiss him on the lips!

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to WildCatPrincess4Ever [2011-06-19 22:07:39 +0000 UTC]

Hm...delay the reaction only by guaranteeing a stronger one in the immediate future of the action? |D

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WildCatPrincess4Ever In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-06-20 02:07:20 +0000 UTC]

Um...ENGLISH, please?

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to WildCatPrincess4Ever [2011-06-20 02:39:38 +0000 UTC]

Make sure that he DOESN'T respond badly by making him incapable of responding, by kissing him on the lips. Only to then ensure that he absolutely will respond that much worse AFTER said kiss is over.

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LunaShadow [2011-06-01 00:25:42 +0000 UTC]

Really interesting, I wonder how that'd work out...

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to LunaShadow [2011-06-01 00:36:35 +0000 UTC]

....Very professionally, I should think.

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LunaShadow In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-06-01 00:40:07 +0000 UTC]

heh, like Fry and Morgan, but with two Morgans instead of a messy Fry.

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to LunaShadow [2011-06-01 00:53:44 +0000 UTC]

I know absolutely nothing about that show, so I have no idea what that means. XD

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LunaShadow In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-06-01 01:01:55 +0000 UTC]

oh...*crawls in embarrassment hole*

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to LunaShadow [2011-06-01 01:37:35 +0000 UTC]

.....tellme? XD

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LunaShadow In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-06-01 01:56:29 +0000 UTC]

really, you've never seen Futurama? anyways, here's the character i was referring to: [link]

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to LunaShadow [2011-06-01 02:24:09 +0000 UTC]

Really really.

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LunaShadow In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-06-01 02:33:59 +0000 UTC]

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toidarian [2011-05-31 15:23:46 +0000 UTC]

...Kind of like Spock, but Amped Up to Eleven, and with 100% less pon farr. Poor Regulations. Bahahahaha. AUTO looks quite awesome, however--crisp black and white does look good on him!

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to toidarian [2011-05-31 21:39:52 +0000 UTC]

XD Yeah. Thanks! I agree!

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6liza6 [2011-05-30 03:33:04 +0000 UTC]

aww awsome work XD
looks like everyone wants a piece of Auto now XD lol

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to 6liza6 [2011-05-30 04:08:05 +0000 UTC]

Orly? Who else? XD

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6liza6 In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-05-30 04:10:55 +0000 UTC]

lol XD my version of GLaDOS [link] seems Auto is turning into a real lady charmer XDD

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to 6liza6 [2011-05-30 04:17:43 +0000 UTC]

Mhm....despite not even trying. At all.

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6liza6 In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-05-30 04:19:08 +0000 UTC]

you can say that again

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GhostMaster12345 [2011-05-30 01:32:22 +0000 UTC]

lol, Auto is ignoring her, i think it would be funny if they were kissing.......lol

I included Auto in Yen Sid Academy as one of the technology teachers, lol. he would be perfect for a teachnology teacher since he follows the rules and is nice at first then gets mean, lol he looks just like he would in my story, btw. but a little more hair in the back and front......but, same outfit.

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to GhostMaster12345 [2011-05-30 02:08:15 +0000 UTC]

It would be, because she'd be kissing him and he would be just sort of...sitting there. Staring straight ahead. Awkwardly. Probably not even closing his eyes (well, eye). And then afterward he wouldn't say anything, and go straight back to work. Or request that it not be done again because it decreases his efficiency.

Still love *BechnoKid 's design.

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GhostMaster12345 In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-05-30 02:12:06 +0000 UTC]

what do you think about him being a technology teacher? scary......

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to GhostMaster12345 [2011-05-30 02:36:39 +0000 UTC]

Seems like a good fit. If the piloting position was already taken. 8p

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GhostMaster12345 In reply to Caretaker-of-Myth [2011-05-30 02:39:06 +0000 UTC]

there is no piloting in the story, but what do you think he says when i enter his class when he is not there then he comes in behind me? not saying a word until he relizes that he asked me where wall-e and eva was. lol

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Sitrax [2011-05-30 01:21:32 +0000 UTC]

"Coresona"

Looking at Regulations it seems cute.
Looking at AUTO it seems...*Ignoring everything to work*

Is there actually something of some meaning on the paper?

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to Sitrax [2011-05-30 01:58:14 +0000 UTC]

Yep, that's it exactly.

And yes--he's drafting a letter to the board of the BnL robotics department and recreational spaceflight initiative to notify them of the results of recent diagnostics run on the Axiom.

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forte-girl7 [2011-05-30 01:15:07 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha I still like it And I still prefer RegUTO more

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Caretaker-of-Myth In reply to forte-girl7 [2011-05-30 01:51:23 +0000 UTC]

Well...just...foo on you

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