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chaiiro03 — Why you really watch Labyrinth
Published: 2013-05-22 04:39:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 4144; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 0
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So I've been wanting to make this for a while, and it came out so much better haha. When I was younger (5yrs old to be exact) I found David Bowie very attractive. I could never figure out why, maybe his face? His voice? The dance movies? I wanted to be Sarah so badly. Then I revisited the movie when I was older, (this past year really) and I realized why I found him so attractive. It was all those things...plus...the...BULGE! I could not keep my eyes off it the whole time, it was sooooooo distracting!!! Although other have the same problem luckily and so I thought all you other Labyrinth fans will enjoy this
Look into the crystal....it will show you your dreams.
I see your bulge in the crystal.
Well I can make that dream a reality...
REALLY?!?!?!!?
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BEST....DREAM....EVER!!!!
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Ok, yeah. Everybody noticed it. That's really not why I watch it though. I'm a huge fan of puppets. The puppets are really my favorite part still, honest.
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It's a joke. Don't be so negative.
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That response was less playful than the responses you gave to most people. Was I really that negative? Are you just not a cat person?
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They are nice, but I don't wish to own one. The poop stinks to high heaven. Plus they can't love you like a dog, I know I pet sit 3 of them frequently. Also I'm allergic if they happen to scratch or bite me, I get extremely sick.
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Ok. I was just making a joke anyway, to show that my feelings weren't hurt, since tone is hard to express over the internet.
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What part was the joke? I am so confused...
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The "not a cat person" part.
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Okay...so you made a joke that was related to nothing we were talking about. By doing that it made it more of a question not a joke, made my response less positive, and brought us completely off topic.
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You're taking this all too seriously. I had no intention of causing a snowball effect. Just forget I said anything at all.
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lol even when i was young it was hard to ignore
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When I was little I just thought "Oh okay, it's a boy for sure!"
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lol deff. no problem figuring that out 
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of course I was always obsessing over his wicked jackets too...i think that's part of the reason i have a thing for bad boys or bikers. His brown leather jacket looked so hot on him.
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I know 
he just looked so sexyy
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Did you mean: I never really actually watched Labyrinth...
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WHOOPS. I meant 'I never actually watched Labyrinth'... Sorry 'bout that...
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Hehehe... that's what I thought during the time I've watched Labyrinth for the very first time last year.
Finally my sister, who watched it with me said something like "Man, he's got a veeery big package!" And I just burst out into laughter because, well.. that was what I had been thinking for the last approximately 40 minutes..
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GAWDD
I've only watched that movie with my sister (she showed it to me when I was 5 and hasn't watched it with me since) And every kid I babysit I make them watch it.
I only once watched it with my gay best friend but he fell asleep during the film, but the last thing he said before falling asleep was " Hey Katrina? He has really tight pants. You can almost *yawn* see his penis.*yawn*" and he fell asleep on my lap the WHOLE movie. He woke up as soon as the credits started and said "That was a really good movie, thanks 
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I say Jareth and the buldge are both reasons I watch Labyrinth.
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hahah so true it;s all about his crystal balls
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for me, it's the reverse. the reason why i DON'T watch labyrinth is because david bowie bulge is waaaaaaaaay too distracting...which sucks because it's a cool movie
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WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THE BULGE?!
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it's distracting! i can't enjoy the movie when david bowie bulge keeps drawing my attention!
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ENJOY THE BULGE!! looovee the bulgeee
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AAAA!!! not fair I also want that dream to come true!!!!! or be toby so I can seat in that lap for 13 hours!!!
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Yes, if I was Toby I'd get to sit on that bulge alllllll dayyyy
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haha yea, you know I didin't notice that when I was 10 but when I watched again when I was 15 that was another story, I wonder how David felt when he saw his movie he must have felt like god!!!! XD
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I know right?!?! I always love the scene when
He says "so Sarah, how are you enjoying my Labyrinth?"
Sarah Looks Down at the Bulge
"It's a piece of cake!"
Jareth then conjures a crystal ball right in front of his bulge
then says " Well lets see how you like this slice!"
My thoughts: "Wow that must have seriously put dirty thoughts in both David's and Jennifer's minds."
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yea!!! but I always wonder in that scene he's with an actor dressed up like a male dwarf and a 14 year old girl why was he so "happy" hum!!!
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Oh ma gawd....what did you just insert into my mind???!?!?!!?!?!??
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AAAAA!!!!! come on!!!, my head is now a 50% of that kind of ideas thanks to your deviation and comments
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Now all I can think of is a Sarah, Jareth and ..... Hoggle three-some.....
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WOW!!!! sorry I didn't mean to make you think that haha, sorry...but don't worry we both know that Jareth wouldn't do such thing at least NOT WITH HOGGLE and more important he would NEVER share his sarah with someone else!!! I mean you saw what happend when she kissed him!!
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Lol now all I think of is Hoggle and Sarah getting dirty in the Bog of Eternal Stench xD THANKS A LOT!! ahahahahahahahahaha
Oh god, ahhhh I'm dying of laughter!
Read this Fan Fiction it is the best one I have found and there is no Hoggle sex xD [link]
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well thanks I will read it, but really in the bog? I told you think about this do you think that Jareth will let any man near sarah? hum I would like to be sarah XD
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If I was Sarah I would wish Toby away, Jareth would appear in his sexy sparkly manner in my bedroom through the window. I would say:
"Your him aren't you? You are the Goblin King!"
Jareth smirks
"Wanna forget about my brother and just go straight to me letting you rule me?"
Then the movie would be rated R and all children will be scarred for life from seeing whats under Bowie's tight tight pants. The end
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