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chaiiro03 — Why you really watch Labyrinth
Published: 2013-05-22 04:39:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 4145; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 0
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So I've been wanting to make this for a while, and it came out so much better haha. When I was younger (5yrs old to be exact) I found David Bowie very attractive. I could never figure out why, maybe his face? His voice? The dance movies? I wanted to be Sarah so badly. Then I revisited the movie when I was older, (this past year really) and I realized why I found him so attractive. It was all those things...plus...the...BULGE! I could not keep my eyes off it the whole time, it was sooooooo distracting!!! Although other have the same problem luckily and so I thought all you other Labyrinth fans will enjoy this
Look into the crystal....it will show you your dreams.
I see your bulge in the crystal.
Well I can make that dream a reality...
REALLY?!?!?!!?
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BEST....DREAM....EVER!!!!
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Comments: 127
I'm a girl, but the way Jared's pants were tight was not a big turn-on for me, sorry.
Mostly because these days, if a guy wears really tight pants, wears make-up, acts all flamboyant, and has wild hair...it means that he "swings" the other way.
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But this was made in the 80's and that was the style, also Bowie was very flamboyant and he seemed gay but he was actually as straight as a board. You can see from his two wifes, and a couple of his films. (rated R)
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And the reason Jareth (David bowie)is all costumed out and makeup'd out is because of the on screen role he had to play. he is The goblin king and the appearance was meant to please Sarah so that she would stay with him.
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I first saw the movie when I was younger and then I rewatched it a year ago and my god, the entire time I could not take my eyes off of those spandex.
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That's why girls watch it. Whereas I watch it for the muppets.
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The puppets or "muppets" it is Jim Henson, are quite amazing. The only ones I don't like are the ones that sing that whole song and take off their heads, for some strange reason I hate that scene/song. The rest of the movie I love to death.
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hehe, NOPE. and I don't think i want to if the entire movie has a guy with his junk bashing the camera in
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The movie is really quite good its musical and whimsical and all together a fun experience. David bowie does a wonderful job at portraying a lonely king of goblins.
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It's a very good movie (happens to be my fave) You should give it a chance.
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I tried watching way back when I was like, 7 maybe. I got 10 mins into it, and then something came up, and thats all I got to see of it.
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Not the WHOLE movie just a good chunk, just be thankful it's not in 3D
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There is actually something that will make you more disturbed. There is a whole website wait scratch that MANY websites and fan bases ONLY for his bulge haha crazy huh?
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you'd know, cause you visited them all haven't you?
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