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chaiiro03 — Why you really watch Labyrinth
Published: 2013-05-22 04:39:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 4145; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 0
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So I've been wanting to make this for a while, and it came out so much better haha. When I was younger (5yrs old to be exact) I found David Bowie very attractive. I could never figure out why, maybe his face? His voice? The dance movies? I wanted to be Sarah so badly. Then I revisited the movie when I was older, (this past year really) and I realized why I found him so attractive. It was all those things...plus...the...BULGE! I could not keep my eyes off it the whole time, it was sooooooo distracting!!! Although other have the same problem luckily and so I thought all you other Labyrinth fans will enjoy this
Look into the crystal....it will show you your dreams.
I see your bulge in the crystal.
Well I can make that dream a reality...
REALLY?!?!?!!?
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BEST....DREAM....EVER!!!!
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haha thats a good one, in my version I stay with him but he has to return the baby, and then would the honeymoon!!! 
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Nah "Forget about the baby" is in my version
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AAAA!!! its a nice version!!!! do you know that David just take out a new CD?
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Yes I pre-ordered it 4 months before it came out and received it the day it was released
I love The Next Day, such a fantastic album!
Although my mom and I both agreed the photo within the CD makes David Bowie look like Christopher Walken.
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haha nice that you have another fan in your family my friend and I are fans of Jareth we always wish for him to take us away the rainy days you know like the one in the movie but it does not work probably cause we don't have any baby so we plan to steal one and then make the wish and trade our selfs!!!!!
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You should start a conversation with
He will speak to you completely in character as if he was the Goblin King.
He promised me if we met in a convention and he's dressed as Jareth, then he'll treat me to a dance. Like in the ballroom scene.
His cosplay is very good! He is very convincing too, when you talk to him he's so formal and so Jareth like you feel like you are talking to JARETH!
haha
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haha yea I saw his cosplay are good!! I talk to him once when I review one of his parody songs!!!!! he's funny!!!!! bye the way if you dance with him dressed like Jareth you have to update the picture!!!! XD
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yea please I want to see that you know I have a friend that's blonde with green eyes and I take raiding lessons so I have britches and a riding crop, so one time I joke with her asking her if I could dresse her up like Jareth and she could do the magic dance and then update the video on youtube!!! its not necessary to say that she sed no!!! haha
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I used to be a natural blonde and I green eyes, I would've soooo done that for you! xD hahahaha I wish she would do that for you!
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naaaa!!! I didn't mean it I would never do that its not really my thing besides think about it if a woman do it how does she fit in the pants!!!! but thanks for saying that, its really sweet of you!!
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Many girls cosplay as Jareth,hey stick either men's work socks in their pants or a jumbo hotdog and they have the same look Bowie does xD
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AAA!!! I know about that I saw a lot of videos but its not the same tell me what would you chose a hotdog or the original!!!
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The original....Jareth is a freaking hunk. He's got the face, the voice, demeanor, hair, and "package"
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yea I would chose that one to, I just check your gallery good work!!!, tell me the one in the picture in one of the journals is it you? how old are you? I'm asking you because because you lock like you have my age but I know a girl who also locks like that but she's 24!!
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AAAA!!! I'm 16 but I will turn 17 in a few months I though you were 16 or 17 you lock a little older, the girl that I saw loked as young as you but she's 22!!! how lucky when she gets old that ability will be very useful you will see!!
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haha yea, my sister is 22 and married and she's actually shorter than me. People always think she's the younger sister xD
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! XD made me laugh so much!!! XD
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Glad I could make you laugh xD It is so true isn't it?
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Hahaha! of course!!! XD hahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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Yes.
Hell yes..
HELL F-CKING YES.
That.
I love that movie.
I love David Bowie.
//dies/
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YES!
A SEAL OF APPROVAL.
..WAY better than that seal of you-dun-good-but-next-time-try-a-bit-harder !!
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hahaha I like you, you seem awesome
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D'aaw, thank you!!
You're awesome too
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Hehe... There IS a reason why Jareth appreciators call him "His Royal Tightness." THOSE TIGHTS!
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HahaHahaHahaHahahahahahahaha I'm dying xD I haven't heard that one!
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I watched it for the puppetry and the creatures, but it's impossible not to notice... other aspects of the film. I'm a David Bowie fan but I can't help turning my head at certain moments.
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Turning your head? There's no need to turn your head,that bulge is in your face the whole time! XD
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Ha ha, to clarify I mean that I turn my head away from his man-parts.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?! Stare into the bulge, let it hypnotize you! Believe in the bulge! Love the bulge!
STARE INTO THE BULGE!!!
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If you don't mind my saying so, I personally believe that the time I could spend looking at Bowie's crotch would be put to much better use if I spent it looking at you.
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Hah very very smooth, flattering too I'll give you that.
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Well that was a good movie too,but we here are speaking of Labyrinth not Jim Henson's Henson's other fantastic films.
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I know but I still prefer TDC over Labyrinth. 
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Hahaha! But it's not true! Definitely more interested in his face!
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Well his face is just a nice add-on along with voice, dance moves and demeanor.
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Pfft..... hahahahaha!!!!!!! Can't breathe! 
One of the reasons....indeed. ;D heehee
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ONE of the reasons....suuurreee
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