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The third "eye" you incinerate, the entire theme of this one is cake. though the voice was pretty much monotone it sounded manic to me, and I envisioned the blue sphere looking a bit disheveled an twitchy, and having insomniac like circles under her eyes.All the cake sphere talks about is the same cake recipe over and over, although if you listen well you'll find some of the ingredients don't seem to belong in a cake:
"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resins. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."
(c) GLaDOS belongs to the makers of Portal
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Comments: 107
Hairyblob2 In reply to Chaos--Child [2010-01-13 22:14:56 +0000 UTC]
The Blue Core's intellegence.
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SigmatheArtist In reply to ??? [2009-12-26 10:27:03 +0000 UTC]
Brilliant!
Thoug I'm having a hard time trying to convert it's voice into a female one...
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Chaos--Child In reply to SigmatheArtist [2009-12-26 19:12:35 +0000 UTC]
Thank you Well it has the same voice as all the others just slowed waaay down.
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Seadogs-Get-Fanatic In reply to ??? [2009-09-30 22:27:07 +0000 UTC]
I recently downloaded all the voices for Portal, including the cake recipe. I only opened the cake recipe in it's own long playlist, and named the Playlist cake recipe. I beckoned my mother to the computer(because we don't have working speakers, just headphones). She nodded in agreement up until the...ahem, scary ingredients.
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Seadogs-Get-Fanatic In reply to Chaos--Child [2009-10-01 01:49:26 +0000 UTC]
That was my reaction.
Well, you know, after playing along, as if not expecting the strange ingredients.
"Uhh, I stop listening after butter, I figured you should hear the rest too."
Oh, and on a side note...
Cute picture. ^^
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Chaos--Child In reply to Seadogs-Get-Fanatic [2009-10-01 01:59:22 +0000 UTC]
thanks glad you like it.
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Seadogs-Get-Fanatic In reply to Chaos--Child [2009-10-01 02:05:16 +0000 UTC]
No problem. I agree, GLaDOS isn't a cyber hooker, and old woman, or any of that. She's really just a disgruntled little girl.
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Anonimus12 In reply to ??? [2009-09-24 02:22:08 +0000 UTC]
recipe seems 2 have alot of FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH.Also. did i mention FISH?
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Chaos--Child In reply to Anonimus12 [2009-09-24 02:31:44 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, and a lot of rhubarb too.
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Anonimus12 In reply to Chaos--Child [2009-09-24 08:35:20 +0000 UTC]
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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angel--of--music In reply to ??? [2009-04-05 12:37:29 +0000 UTC]
that cake sounded good until it started adding really random things XD
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Chaos--Child In reply to angel--of--music [2009-04-05 16:24:24 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, sadly it is no longer eatable.
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angel--of--music In reply to Chaos--Child [2009-04-05 16:52:02 +0000 UTC]
*does not give her aunt the REAL recipe for the portal cake*
I plan to have that cake for my birthday XD
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Chaos--Child In reply to angel--of--music [2009-04-05 22:57:26 +0000 UTC]
Oh I bet that will be tasty.
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DarkWitchPixy [2009-02-03 03:58:42 +0000 UTC]
She looks so cute and sad I just want to hug her. My fav from the ingredients is "An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'" lol I laughed hard on that one ^^
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Chaos--Child In reply to DarkWitchPixy [2009-02-03 04:41:07 +0000 UTC]
Thank you That recipe was funny to hear, even funnier was the person on youtube who actually made that cake, I don't know if it's still there though.
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DarkWitchPixy In reply to Chaos--Child [2009-02-03 04:50:36 +0000 UTC]
I made that cake not too long ago lol I had a cosplay party and I made the cake for it and everyone was like "WHAT THE HELL!!!" I even had a long candle in the middle lol
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scabbed-angel-16 In reply to ??? [2008-12-01 05:51:20 +0000 UTC]
My favorite line of her's: "...sediment shaped sediment, ..."
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Chaos--Child In reply to scabbed-angel-16 [2008-12-01 17:31:35 +0000 UTC]
XD Ah yes, I love that line too.
You know something interesting? Apparently on youtube someone tried making that cake. Needless to say it's not eatable.
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scabbed-angel-16 In reply to Chaos--Child [2008-12-01 20:24:22 +0000 UTC]
LULZ that's awesome XD
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mangaturtle [2008-11-08 04:13:30 +0000 UTC]
"intelligence Sphere" is blue. i'm getting more fear and apprehension than intelligence form this.
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Chaos--Child In reply to mangaturtle [2008-11-08 19:02:22 +0000 UTC]
Really? Everyone else called this one the "cake sphere"
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mangaturtle In reply to Chaos--Child [2008-11-08 21:21:49 +0000 UTC]
I'm a big enough dork that I've done research on all this stuff. and according to valve it's the Intelligence sphere/core. in game commentaries and all that jazz.
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Walkingpalmtree [2008-10-05 23:30:52 +0000 UTC]
I love the whole list of fish things that never fails to crack me up
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CameoAppearance [2008-08-20 23:52:47 +0000 UTC]
Her facial expression looks more frightened than neurotic to me. (For the record, I always figured a human Cake Sphere would be more like the way the Violet one turned out, but redundancy is bad, so... yeah.)
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Chaos--Child In reply to CameoAppearance [2008-08-25 02:02:40 +0000 UTC]
Yeah it kinda does. But you're right I didn't want two with the same expression.
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Specter-Von-Baren In reply to ??? [2008-08-02 05:50:45 +0000 UTC]
Perhaps this eye could be seen as the 'reward' side of GlaDOS? It continually talks of how to make a cake which is what is said to be the reward of the entire test. Or it could be seen as the lying part of GlaDOS sense, "The cake is a lie"?
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Chaos--Child In reply to Specter-Von-Baren [2008-08-02 17:06:48 +0000 UTC]
Could be either or perhaps both. It could be her obsessive side as well.
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SirAugustine In reply to ??? [2008-05-02 01:23:31 +0000 UTC]
You picked out the whole cake recipe using the subtitles, right? I tried to listen to the cake recipe but the blue's voice was so soft compared to GlaDOS' loud droning that I couldn't make out everything in it.
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Chaos--Child In reply to SirAugustine [2008-05-02 03:39:22 +0000 UTC]
I actualy found the whole thing on wikiquote.
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BlazeDrgn In reply to ??? [2008-04-01 07:37:03 +0000 UTC]
aw i think i like this one best... but i'm not sure if it has anything to do with the fact that i like blue best
ah well
though i think you did really well making her look look like a paranoid insomniac which fits that monotone eye very well i think
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Chaos--Child In reply to BlazeDrgn [2008-04-01 19:12:25 +0000 UTC]
Blue is my favorite color too
Then my mission was accomplished I think she needs a hug too.
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BlazeDrgn In reply to Chaos--Child [2008-04-01 21:47:55 +0000 UTC]
yay for blue! when i first started high school in CA the group of friends i was introduced to asked me what i liked better, blue or pink? i said blue and found out that there was a continuing debate on which was better, one girl said blue the other pink, it was pretty funny
yes it was and indeed, she needs a hug
probably.... lots of them
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SonOfSephiroth In reply to ??? [2008-03-31 21:43:49 +0000 UTC]
WHAT the HELL is this?
^^"?
this cake will make your insides come outside and yell at you.
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Chaos--Child In reply to SonOfSephiroth [2008-04-01 00:28:05 +0000 UTC]
You mean the cake recipe? That thing is pretty much full of anything but cake
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