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LOG DATE 2 26 8: Our team managed to subdue and capture the rebel Gem, Rose Quartz, leader of the Earth rebellion force known as the "Crystal Gems", and brought her to my facility in Facet Five to be held until further notice. We were given instructions by Yellow Diamond to determine the location of the supposed "healing fountain" that these Gems had been keeping a closely-guarded secret-- that is, until one of our previous captives let that information slip during interrogation. It seems this Rose Quartz has the unique ability to heal damaged Gems and other such things with her tears. If this is true, it would certainly prove useful to Homeworld. How she managed to fill an entire fountain with her own tears eludes me... But that was not the information I sought. I only wished to know the location of this fountain.

After trying in vain to coax an answer out of the rogue Quartz, I decided to subject her to the same torture I employed on her partner, who had revealed the fountain's existence to us in the first place. It proved effective, truly, as the captive began laughing uncontrollably shortly after first contact. So effective, in fact, that it brought the subject to tears... It took no time at all for a Gem of my intelligence to concoct a brilliant scheme. By utilizing this technique, it's entirely possible that we won't even need the location of the healing fountain. We have an unlimited source of tears right here! This interrogation technique causes the Quartz no harm, and so she is not forced to retreat to her Gem to regenerate. So not only can we start collecting tears immediately, but we can keep at this for as long as necessary! Won't Yellow Diamond be pleased with me!! Nyee-he-he-hee!!

... Ahem. Peridot out.

This was looong overdue! Believe it or not, this was not my original idea. Sure, I'd love to tickle every last one of the Gems, but this particular concept was actually a commission!! Last summer, one of my Tumblr followers approached me and stated that he would gladly pay to see me put Rose Quartz in the stocks and give her feet the business by none other than Peridot. True, these two have never actually interacted with one another... But canon be damned, he came to me at a time when I really could use the money, and honestly, the idea sounded like a lot of fun! It did take some time, though. I definitely underestimated the effort that would be going into her curls... oy, those curls. But once they were completed, the rest of the picture really just fell together! And here she is at last!! I hope he's a happy customer!

I noticed after I shared the link to my NSFW blog, Not Safe For Weasels, people seemed confused, like perhaps I was abandoning deviantART. Well, that's not true! I prefer to use dA for my completed images these days, mostly. I have my own art blog on Tumblr as it is, at WEASELWORKS, but I typically use it for sketches, doodles, and WIP images, as well as finished pieces. Meanwhile, I use NOT SAFE FOR WEASELS to share content I find from other talented artists, as well as to house my own naughty artwork. I've uploaded a few there already! If you ever want to see my NSFW stuff alone, just type "mine" (no quotes) in the search bar, and you'll see it all! I'll be posting more there in the near future, now that this is finally done! And more still to come to WEASELWORKS as well! Keep your eyes peeled!

Link to the gag variant here

Rose Quartz and Peridot © Rebecca Sugar and Cartoon Network

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LOG DATE 2 26 8: Our team managed to subdue and capture the rebel Gem, Rose Quartz, leader of the Earth rebellion force known as the "Crystal Gems", and brought her to my facility in Facet Five to be held until further notice. We were given instructions by Yellow Diamond to determine the location of the supposed "healing fountain" that these Gems had been keeping a closely-guarded secret-- that is, until one of our previous captives let that information slip during interrogation. It seems this Rose Quartz has the unique ability to heal damaged Gems and other such things with her tears. If this is true, it would certainly prove useful to Homeworld. How she managed to fill an entire fountain with her own tears eludes me... But that was not the information I sought. I only wished to know the location of this fountain.

After trying in vain to coax an answer out of the rogue Quartz, I decided to subject her to the same torture I employed on her partner, who had revealed the fountain's existence to us in the first place. It proved effective, truly, as the captive began laughing uncontrollably shortly after first contact. So effective, in fact, that it brought the subject to tears... It took no time at all for a Gem of my intelligence to concoct a brilliant scheme. By utilizing this technique, it's entirely possible that we won't even need the location of the healing fountain. We have an unlimited source of tears right here! This interrogation technique causes the Quartz no harm, and so she is not forced to retreat to her Gem to regenerate. So not only can we start collecting tears immediately, but we can keep at this for as long as necessary! Won't Yellow Diamond be pleased with me!! Nyee-he-he-hee!!

... Ahem. Peridot out.

This was looong overdue! Believe it or not, this was not my original idea. Sure, I'd love to tickle every last one of the Gems, but this particular concept was actually a commission!! Last summer, one of my Tumblr followers approached me and stated that he would gladly pay to see me put Rose Quartz in the stocks and give her feet the business by none other than Peridot. True, these two have never actually interacted with one another... But canon be damned, he came to me at a time when I really could use the money, and honestly, the idea sounded like a lot of fun! It did take some time, though. I definitely underestimated the effort that would be going into her curls... oy, those curls. But once they were completed, the rest of the picture really just fell together! And here she is at last!! I hope he's a happy customer!

I noticed after I shared the link to my NSFW blog, Not Safe For Weasels, people seemed confused, like perhaps I was abandoning deviantART. Well, that's not true! I prefer to use dA for my completed images these days, mostly. I have my own art blog on Tumblr as it is, at WEASELWORKS, but I typically use it for sketches, doodles, and WIP images, as well as finished pieces. Meanwhile, I use NOT SAFE FOR WEASELS to share content I find from other talented artists, as well as to house my own naughty artwork. I've uploaded a few there already! If you ever want to see my NSFW stuff alone, just type "mine" (no quotes) in the search bar, and you'll see it all! I'll be posting more there in the near future, now that this is finally done! And more still to come to WEASELWORKS as well! Keep your eyes peeled!

Link to the gag variant here

Rose Quartz and Peridot © Rebecca Sugar and Cartoon Network