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Description The customs bought from the vending machine, shown here.
All are referred to in the singular they/them/theirself unless pronouns preferred or specified.

Separated by black bullets, newly added ones have white bullets before the owner.


Currently owned by:


Rebelmechwolf

Rat man

Found living underground after spending most of his life in a sewer, he was brought to city attention after an ‘incident’ involving college pranks and daring someone to explore one city block of sewage lines. He has large rat-like ears and a furless, tough tail, along with his powerful feet which resemble a rat’s back legs. He can sprint much quicker than most, if not all humans, When confronted with out scientists and asked as to why he lived in the sewer he responded ‘Well, where else am I supposed to live like this?’ and then was compliant with all matter of tests and research. Inherently docile and considered to be one of the more intelligent two legged creatures that has been in the facility, he has actually graduated from living at the facility and is free to move on with his life.

    

SCP-Rose  

The nighttime herneam baby

    


poodlemoths  

The light green colored body dragger.

    


CheshireNeko-San

The light blue colored body dragger.

    


qhosty

A very tired wolf


This wolf has been bleeding from that wound on their neck for well, forever. It can only be classified as bleeding due to the liquid coming out of veins and arteries. The severed arteries seem to have no affect on brain function, as they can get up, move around, and preform eating and retrieval tasks. 

    


DeerGuts-Senpai

Electric Raptor


It's one thing to see a dinosaur, but one that has light bulbs and the ability to control them? It was found wandering Las Vegas, where it attempted light bulb communication with some of the signs. 

    

luvdarats

Land shark

At only about 3 feet tall at its fin, it is mostly not deadly, but can chase down most cats, even if it seems to be part cat.

Wailing dragon

A dragon-like creature that always has its wings around its torso, and letting out loud screeches, it may be protecting something within its wings.

Club-tail cat

A feline-type creature, but it's tail resembles that of an ankylosaurus, it periodically smacks the ground with its mighty tail to possibly lay claim to an area.

Jumbled up rabbit

With the head of a rabbit, the body of possibly a weasel, and spine spikes, this creature is a sight to behold.

    

FireBurstCat

A baby herneam just full of white speckles! 

    

Neon-Spots-Adopts

Interstellar Feline

Originally this creature, vaguely resembling a feline in skull shape, was from the planet Venus, and her body color was used as camouflage. Due to the strong winds on Venus, the spikes from her sternum and spine act as sails to allow her to move forward. Due to her long legs she can run at speeds rivaling Earth's horses. She stands approximately five feet high, and when she stretches her tail and neck out, she is approximately six feet long. The bottoms of her feet do not have paw pads, but rough, almost scaly skin, due to her life on a mostly rocky and sometimes volcanic planet. She survives mostly on CO2, and not Oxygen, due to around 95% of Venus' atmosphere being made of it. So she is basically plant-like in that way. 

NASA did not have the capabilities of keeping creatures from their space missions, and entrusted her in our hands. She has since been a large help in disposing of the extra critters that sneak in when (A certain unnamed animal manipulator) makes them come in. Before bring brought to the facility, she had never seen grass and touched it. When she finally did, she continued to do a throaty hiss-growl and attempt to leap off it, resulting in her falling onto more grass. She does not like the feel of grass. She does, however, enjoy mountainous areas and flat concrete. 

Nightmare Biped 

Associated with the Nightmare Creatures and taking the form of a mix of several animals, this creature is one of the most volatile in the spectrum. Being within the Nightmare Creatures, they are known to become manifestations of a human's nightmares, and thus they sneak around in the rooms of humans while they slumber and corrupt their dreams. This one specializes in night terrors, the absolute worst kind of dreams. If a human were to spot them, there would be no way to befriend them due to their volatile nature. While some more docile Nightmare Creatures have been found to benefit their human and ward off the dreams that truly upset them, this one in particular is nearly impossible to coax into friendship. 

This hermaphrodite biped was found back when they were haunting the dreams of one of our own researchers when they had fallen asleep in our Nightmare research building. They have been found to not be able to ingest glucose, which is one of the better staples of a Nightmare Creature's diet. And while most Nightmare Creatures go without any material possessions, this one seems to adore tuxedo vests. Attempts to befriend them through clothing has been inconclusive as we cannot tell what they do with the vests we leave. They have since caused the termination of three other human-like creatures, and driven all potential human researchers from applying to volunteer work at the building they are housed at. 

    

Starcheops

Gem-hungry Dragon

This dragon measures over twenty feet long and is usually seen in mountains saturated in gems and other minerals. When humans notice a pocket of gems or other precious substances in the mountain they currently reside at, they are quick to empty the pocket of any and all ores and minerals. The luring process of capturing this dragon-like beast included large quartz deposits being inserted into the mountain-side. Although this dragon simply dines on gems, minerals, ores, and the occasional precious metal, they have also been seen to ingest large chunks of steel girders, and has been prohibited from our areas that are currently being built. 

The colorless gemstone, not a diamond per-say but just as if it sucks the light out of the room, is located directly in the center of their sternum. The gem seems to have ingrained itself into the dragon's skeleton. Upon the mandatory X-ray, it was shown that approximately 25% of their skeleton is gem including their entire rib cage, about half of their total vertebra, and their collarbones. It seems to have no effect on their muscle structure or veins. As time goes on however, the gems seem to continually spread to new bones and cause the dragon to feed on even more gems. The saliva the dragon lets drip from its maw is toxic and should not be handled in excess amounts. 

Possessing fairly good jumping skills as well as the ability to fly, this dragon is formidably a very difficult to match opponent, toppling spires, reaching remarkably tall heights and even knocking down all gem hunters in their way. When we had first found them and captured them, we had to rescue a small group of gem hunters along with them, due to the gem hunters falling down the side of the mountain when they accidentally stumbled into our quartz trap. All of said gem hunters did however join our ranks of researchers and hold little to no grudge against the dragon. 

    

EERlETTE

Liquid controller 

A fluffy and quite powerful anthropomorphic animal. She seems to be a mix of feline and ram traits. Her appearance is unusually short of someone with so much power. She stands at about 4'8", ram horns not included. She has a medium temper but does not enjoy waiting or being handled roughly. She detests any member of our staff that has long hair, no matter the gender. It is unknown why, it may be a form of envy or jealousy. 

She was first heard about during 14th century Europe, the time of the black plague, and would use her power, which could extend to other liquids, to pop people's blood boils. She had a sick sense of humor in her younger years. We only know she was known at that time because there are depictions of a 'ram horned dog with emerald eyes' in some scripture from the time.

Her power revolves around her blood. It waterfalls out of her mouth at all times, only stopping once she enters rem cycle sleep. It comes out of a small cavity located just below her tongue. They can manipulate the shape that the blood takes upon hitting the open air. It has been used several times as projectiles upon first contact with her. She also uses it to form mundane items, such as cutlery, furniture, and reading material. As she has aged, she has taken to reading a lot. Sometimes she depletes our library department and reads the research papers of our other creatures. 

    

TheGatekeeper13

Neon Cerberus

You'd think that a large, three-headed dog with glowing claws and teeth would be easy to spot and avoid. But this creature's camouflage is top notch and took our capture and secure department the better half of a month to find. Originally spotted at a recent nuclear meltdown, and then reported to be real years later. Small groups of teens to young adults had since seen them but chalked it up to radiation warping their perception. Several movies and videos of this creature have been made, some have been taken down by the facility due to showing too much detail of their appearance and the increase in activity of people hoping to see them.

Upon full inspection, the entirety of their skeleton is glowing and radioactive. They must be kept in quarantine with other creatures such as (Name Withheld), so they will in no way be isolated due to the fact that they are actually territorial and our creature rehabilitation unit has been working with them to improve on this. It is unknown if the separate heads feel separate things, but upon touching one, the others move to also be touched and push the one one that was touched out of the way. The heads quarrel over food, although they do possess a large stomach, fit for holding approximately 8 cups of chewed foods. 

The actual bone structure of this creature amazed our researchers due to the rib-cage being elongated and enlarged to accommodate 2 extra lungs and an extra heart. There are three sets of collar bones and with only 4, 2 of the shoulder blades merge to form large, V shaped plates.


Nightmare Watcher

Associated with the Nightmare Creatures and taking the form of a quadruped featuring a lamb-like body, guinea pig front paws, a serpent's tail, a rodent's face that is littered with spikes and four eyes. This is a Night Terror level nightmare creature that is known to create dreams where one is bring watched. The sound of their front paws hitting the floor one finger at a time mimics the sound of someone drumming their fingers, as if waiting for you to pay attention to them. While that sound causes confusion as to who you are supposed to pay attention to, their back hooves sound as if someone if tapping their feet and their tail, when it swishes, it sounds as if clothing is being ruffled. Persons known to have had these dreams include most, if not all of our research department. They have all reported feeling stressed upon waking and wanting to make no eye contact with others. Their reactions to people preforming the above activities raised their blood pressure even days after said dreams.

While their body seems to mimic that of a fluffy, and inviting alpaca, safe for leaning on, upon closer inspection one would notice that their body is riddled with spikes and spines. During a study (Definitely not started because of the researchers had to attend their son's career day) on small children ages 8-9, approximately one out of every three children reported seeing the 'Spiky bunny goat' (As some liked to call them) at some point in their lives and recognized (simplified) pictures of them when shown. The children tested were 47% less likely to pick the color cyan (The color expressed in the nightmare creature's eyes and legs) as a favorite color than children who were reported to have never seen the creature.

    

Xisuu

Gaseous Stag

This stag has the ability to turn gaseous on will and uses the ability to hunt and kill other animals. Upon becoming gaseous, they enter the body of another animal, if the animal has found some way or by reflex to close off all bodily orifices, they will enter the pores of the animal to cause enough discomfort that the animal will be forced to remove the over over their orifices. They kill the animals they enter by osmosis, they initially enter the respiratory system, then, once in the lungs, they osmose across the membranes in place of oxygen. They are then pumped though the left ventricle with the now oxygenated blood and can simply return to a solid form there, or steadily deprive the body of much needed oxygen by being pumped around. Then, once their prey has been suffocated or ripped apart, the stag then unhinges its large jaw to show off huge, razor sharp teeth, some measuring several inches, and swallowing their dead prey whole. They do not discriminate and in fact choose anything that crosses their path as their next meal, be it human, dog, or another deer. 

The appearance of this creature is belittling, as it towers over all of our employees. They do not lose their antlers come early spring-time, and instead grow a spontaneous new point on their rack. Their fur in constantly in a state of pulling away from itself and vanishing into thick, dark, purple fire. The fur itself is burning to the touch and heat resistant gloves must be worn at all times when handling them, and possibly a flame retardant suit to boot. Sometimes mistaken for the Wendigo creature of lore, they have caused stirs in several new sightings over the years and in turn cause many popular television shows to re-instate the idea that Wendigos are dangerous and out there. 

The affect this creature has had on the facility has been disastrous at worst. They have entered several of our researchers and caused their demise or subsequent puppetry. Along with the ability to enter one's body and kill someone from the inside, this creature can also seize control of them by navigating to the entered organism's brain. This was actually observed being used to gain access to groups of animals and taking them all as food. Using parts of the staff as lifeless meat-puppets sure put a damper on that week. After that we required full-body air-tight suits when handling this stag. 

The stag's overall personality is brutish and unrefined, although they are 9 years of age and have had large amounts of contact with humans, they still do not cooperate when being transported or fed. Several air-locked containers within each other are used as containment for this trick creature to ensure that we do not liquidate our working department with every coming week, eventually people just wouldn't want to work for us, would they. The air-tight units also help to control the fire the stag produces, so that it doesn't go out of hand and turn into a catastrophe like it has when we kept them in a normal bunker-type room.

    

SandstormDemon

Toxic Duo

This double headed wolf-like canine is always housed in the quarantine unit. Their pores, more importantly their paws, secrete a toxic, red fluid that is known to stain, sicken, and kill. Both heads co-exist peacefully, but do not play nice with others. Their combined stare is known to drive our workers to madness and to allow them out of the quarantine unit. Their stare leaves lasting effects such as sense deprivation and destruction. They will continually howl, bark, and whine if not allowed outside for the day (Horrible during rainy season). 

    

Anya-Kulig

Obsessive eater

This fox was found starving because of one thing, himself. His own tail had been beating him out for food when a forest ranger picked him up and alerted us to his 'problem'. You see, the mouth at the end of his tail does not actually eat and merely holds food until it rots then spits it out. It possibly has its own consciousness and purposefully sabotages the foxes' hunts. The mouth on his tail needs to be tied closed when he eats or is going to hunt to avoid his starvation from happening again.

    

 TheSmileChild

Phantom Feline

A seemingly injured creature, but he does not allow for the bandages around his face to be removed. Although he is not the one not allowing help, small ghastly entities circle his head and torso, pursuing any force that gets within a foot of the creature. It is highly obvious that the creature's features have been encrusted with dry, oddly colored blood. 

He has a habit of flicking his tail to signify that he wants to be alone, or that someone is coming too close. The spirits are very protective of him and never allow people or anything else near him. He is very hard to feed, as we need to quickly distract the spirits and slide food near him. Although he does not seem to suffer from malnutrition, and is actually very stocky and full of energy, but usually loafs around.

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-more to be listed as things become bought-


(It's so big because I don't want to loose my original space dimensions)

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Comments: 27

NeverSilver [2014-06-22 16:41:54 +0000 UTC]

So.  AWESOME!!!    

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AnyatheHarpieQueen [2014-06-09 00:58:57 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh, I love him

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cherubimCatastrophy In reply to AnyatheHarpieQueen [2014-06-09 00:59:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm so glad!

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shinohar-a [2014-05-15 05:24:48 +0000 UTC]

I read about the nightmare watcher and I'm actually slightly terrified by the part with the children.

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shinohar-a [2014-05-15 02:34:57 +0000 UTC]

oh my gosh I love her!!
I was a lil grossed out but I love it<33 I love the blood boil thing omg thank you!!

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Xisuu [2014-04-29 01:38:19 +0000 UTC]

Whaaaa~ I'd love to keep one of those Stags as a pet.... But then I'd constantly have to wear air tight clothes.

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NightmareKimura [2014-04-27 20:55:40 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD THESE ARE PERFECT!!!!! EEEEE THANK YOU!!!!

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cherubimCatastrophy In reply to NightmareKimura [2014-04-27 21:15:08 +0000 UTC]

I'm so happy you like them!
Enjoy them forever, my friend! 

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NightmareKimura In reply to cherubimCatastrophy [2014-04-27 21:17:21 +0000 UTC]

i will

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poodlemoths [2014-04-07 04:52:46 +0000 UTC]

ahh thank u!! these are super cute ;0

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1-800-ADOPT [2014-04-06 21:34:05 +0000 UTC]

AHHH I LOVE HER 
THANK YOOOOOU

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cherubimCatastrophy In reply to 1-800-ADOPT [2014-04-10 21:44:54 +0000 UTC]

Your next custom is ready! 
Come see them! 

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1-800-ADOPT In reply to cherubimCatastrophy [2014-04-10 22:02:07 +0000 UTC]

AHHH SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ;u;

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cherubimCatastrophy In reply to 1-800-ADOPT [2014-04-10 22:04:50 +0000 UTC]

I'm so happy you like them! 

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cherubimCatastrophy In reply to 1-800-ADOPT [2014-04-06 21:39:00 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!
I'm so happy you like her! 

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qhosty [2014-02-19 01:55:16 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh he's gorgeous <3

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DeerGuts-Senpai [2014-02-17 18:32:18 +0000 UTC]

aaaaa i love it! i will draw him asap uvu

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cherubimCatastrophy In reply to DeerGuts-Senpai [2014-02-17 18:36:27 +0000 UTC]

I'm so happy you do! (I got stuck on your light bulb comment and ran with it)

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CheshireNeko-San [2014-02-06 02:33:52 +0000 UTC]

He's amazing! I can't wait to draw him<3 Thank you!

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Rebelmechwolf [2014-01-31 08:42:02 +0000 UTC]

He's awesome, I'll draw him later, when I get the chance

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poodlemoths [2014-01-31 02:06:19 +0000 UTC]

ahhhhh thanks bunches!!! he looks fantastic n i love the colors!!! vuv im gonna go draw him now!!!

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cherubimCatastrophy In reply to poodlemoths [2014-01-31 02:16:30 +0000 UTC]

I am so happy that you like him! (And I can't wait to see him)

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SCP-Rose [2014-01-31 01:50:32 +0000 UTC]

Ah he's so precious little creature!♥ thank ya so much

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cherubimCatastrophy In reply to SCP-Rose [2014-01-31 01:52:05 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, you're welcome!

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SCP-Rose In reply to cherubimCatastrophy [2014-01-31 01:53:28 +0000 UTC]

Seriously I love it! ;w;

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cherubimCatastrophy In reply to SCP-Rose [2014-01-31 01:56:20 +0000 UTC]

Well, if you ever need any more, you know where to find me!

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SCP-Rose In reply to cherubimCatastrophy [2014-01-31 01:58:20 +0000 UTC]

Yup that's why I watched you

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