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Mr. Bump sat high in a HUGE tree right outside the only connecting houses in DillyDale. He grinned as he saw the lights were on in one certain home. He then dropped down, landing perfectly on his feet. He slowly walked up to a door and knocked.

Mr. Messy was busy boiling some water in his kitchen; he then got the box of pasta he was planning to make, whistling Megalovania as he read the box’s instructions. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* Mr. Messy was caught off guard with the sudden knock being late passed dinner time. But knowing it was most likely a friend, the pink mister walked over to the door and answered. “Oh Hey Mr. P! What brings you at such a late hour?” Messy asked. “Oh nothing much Mr. Messy, my stove has seemed to stop working so I was wondering if you’d mind if I could use yours to cook some pasta?” the green mister asked in a polite yet stern matter. “That’s funny I’m actually planning on cooking pasta as well, want to join?” Messy asked, hoping his friend would agree to the offer.

“Actually yes, now that you mention it, thank you.” Persnickety replied as he walked in. Mr. Messy quickly closed the door and ran back to the kitchen to check on the water. Mr. Persnickety stayed right by the door….

The water came to a slight hot boil, still had some time to go at least. Finally the light green mister entered the kitchen; he didn’t seem bothered by the mess at all of dirty dishes and stains covering the walls. He was just focused on the bright pink mister with his poofy hair, and long thin body. He walked up behind the mister and wrapped his arms around his lower waist. He then relaxed his head on the other mister’s shoulder. Messy was caught very off guard by this…something was up…Mr. Persnickety didn’t even dare to touch the other one at times before so why now? Nor did he complain of his dirty kitchen…okay something had to be up. “Um Mr. P you feeling okay?” Messy asked, not moving from how he was being held.

“Hmm? Yes of course…it’s just that…I need to admit something to you…” Persnickety said. “Uh okay?” Messy didn’t like how this was going. “What if I told you…that I liked you? And I mean liked LIKED you…” Persnickety said in such a bored tone. Messy blushed deeply hearing this. “Persnickety you must be pulling my leg, there’s no way for you to like me!” Messy laughed out as he turned around. There he was met with two red glowing eyes. Quickly the mister felt his heart drop; he could feel his mind become clouded, and he easily lifted his head up, baring his neck. “Good work servant…” Mr. Bump stated as he entered the kitchen. “Well of course master, umm may I please do the feeding?” Persnickety asked. “Why of course, you did come up with the plan after all…and Hell keep him as your own lover, I see no point in really having him but as a snack. Now if you excuse me…I have to make some plans with my others of getting at a few enemies. But feel free to stay here with your pet…” Bump spat out as he headed out. Mr. Persnickety turned back to the dazed Mr. Messy. “Heh…this was too easy…” he laughed at himself as he slowly shown his fangs and dug deep into Messy’s neck.

Meanwhile across town Miss Scary, Whoops, and Bossy were busy looking over the property of the red miss. All making sure the big wooden crosses were up right, along with pouring holy water on the grass. “You sure we shouldn’t head back? It’s getting really dark out…and well vampires love the dark!” Whoops complained as she kept looking around. “No, we only have one last spot to check…” Miss Bossy ordered as she took the lead of the group. It was true, just one last cross to check…sadly when reaching the spot the three noticed the cross had been knocked down and broken. As Miss Scary went up to the torn up cross a familiar evil laughter could be heard loudly through the forest. “Damn it….” Miss Scary whispered.

“Oh dear, oh dear….how did that happen?” A familiar voice echoed. The three quickly stood back to back, all looking around. Suddenly Miss Naughty appeared along with Miss Sunshine and Miss Calamity. “Yesssss…looks like we got ourselves a BIG problem here…” Miss Sunshine laughed out. “BACK OFF!” Miss Bossy warned. “And what if we don’t?” Miss Calamity joked. “THIS!” Bossy yelled as she tried to splash her canteen of holy water, but nothing came out…. “F*CKING KIDDING ME!?” she suddenly yelled. Both Scary and Whoops checked theirs and yep, all three were empty... “Oh god…help us...” Miss Scary whispered. The three vampires laughed seeing the other misses’ worried faces. Luckily they had their rosaries with them, but again the vampires laughed. “Those can’t hold us off for long you realize that right?” Miss Naughty laughed.

Slowly the three vampires moved around the girls, Naughty facing Scary, Calamity facing Whoops, and Sunshine facing Bossy. “STOP!!!!!” a male voice yelled out. Suddenly in a pink flash all three vampire misses were tackled to the ground. Mr. Messy stood in front of the three other misses. “Stop…just STOP! Don’t you dare hurt our friends!” Messy warned, baring fangs. Naughty growled, eyes glowing red. “HOW DARE YOU!” she yelled. “HOW DARE YOU GO AGAINST OUR MASTER!” Miss Sunshine added. “NO HE IS NOT OUR MASTER! WE DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!” Messy begged. Of course the other misses didn’t listen; all they could think about was how this mister dare go against their loving master.

Calamity quickly shot up and charged at the pink mister, only to have him grab her and push her back on the other two. With that all three decided to attack the mister. “RUN!” Messy yelled. Without looking back Scary, Whoops, and Bossy all ran dashed for the house. Scary could hear someone right behind her, but looking back she saw Messy running right by her side. He suddenly stopped and attack the three vampires chasing them. Finally the three reached the door and Scary gave the code knock. Mr. Nosy opened the door, and four characters dashed in. Suddenly Mr. Stubborn slammed the fourth character to the wall, wolf form on. “VAMPIRE!!!” he yelled.

“WAIT NO! I MEAN YEAH BUT NO!” Messy yelled. “Wait! Stubborn stopped he saved us!” Bossy yelled as she tried catching her breath. “At least let him explain….please!” Whoops begged. Mr. Stubborn let the pink mister fall to the ground. “Okay hear me out…I am a Vamp…okay? But I have control I SWEAR to you…I want to help…as soon as I was bitten I knew I had to come to Miss Scary for help…then could sense she was in trouble…and decided to help…so please help me…” Mr. Messy begged. Miss Scary sighed as she walked up and kneeled down to him. She checked his neck, and sighed with sadness. “It’s too late; your bite wound has dried, so what I did to Miss Daredevil won’t work on you…I’m sorry…” she said as she stood up. Suddenly Mr. Messy burst into tears. “OH GOD DON’T KILL ME!” he begged. “Please I’ll do anything…just don’t kill me...I didn’t ask for this…” Messy added.

The red miss sighed…”Okay Mr. Messy start from the beginning…and don’t worry we WON’T kill you…”

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Mr. Bump came storming through the main doors and marched down a long hallway. He was pissed, very pissed. “I sensed some of my brides and a certain servant were hurt…” Bump asked Grumpy. “Yes Master Bump…Persnickety was badly hurt while three of your brides were roughed up a bit…” Grumpy answered. “Where are they?” Bump asked. “Right this way…” Grumpy said as he led the Master Vampire through the hall, into a spare room. There Persnickety laid on spare bed, right arm and shoulder wrapped up. Along with the three misses in the room as well, who all ran to their master when they saw him. “Master it was terrible! One of our own turned on us!” Sunshine cried out. “Wait what!?” Bump yelled. “Yes…Messy attacked us…right when we were about to get the other misses…” Naughty added.

Bump pushed the misses away and walked up to the injured servant. “What happened?” he asked. “Sigh…master I am sorry…but for some reason when Messy woke up…I couldn’t control him…he freaked out and took the boiling water and tossed it on me! He then ran out the back door, leaving me with a burning arm!” Persnickety cried out. Bump patted his head… “Don’t worry…I think I can fix this easily…” he growled out…

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Thank you Thank you thank you!!!! to for this, she gave the idea of Mr. Messy being bit (which she didn’t want at first) but that he actually had control over it. Kind of like how Mr. Bump was before he snapped. Messy will survive don’t worry off of animal blood. He will be right by the others’ side throughout this. Also Mr. Bump seems to have moved somewhere else with his cult…wonder where…

Au, art, and story by and belong to me E/C ©

Mr. Men and Little Misses Roger H ©

Part 1 here) fav.me/dav2stx

Part 2 here) fav.me/dawr3hu

Part 3 here) fav.me/dax3hxf

Part 4 here) fav.me/dax3imu

Different AUs here) fav.me/dauyku9

Description

Mr. Bump sat high in a HUGE tree right outside the only connecting houses in DillyDale. He grinned as he saw the lights were on in one certain home. He then dropped down, landing perfectly on his feet. He slowly walked up to a door and knocked.

Mr. Messy was busy boiling some water in his kitchen; he then got the box of pasta he was planning to make, whistling Megalovania as he read the box’s instructions. *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* Mr. Messy was caught off guard with the sudden knock being late passed dinner time. But knowing it was most likely a friend, the pink mister walked over to the door and answered. “Oh Hey Mr. P! What brings you at such a late hour?” Messy asked. “Oh nothing much Mr. Messy, my stove has seemed to stop working so I was wondering if you’d mind if I could use yours to cook some pasta?” the green mister asked in a polite yet stern matter. “That’s funny I’m actually planning on cooking pasta as well, want to join?” Messy asked, hoping his friend would agree to the offer.

“Actually yes, now that you mention it, thank you.” Persnickety replied as he walked in. Mr. Messy quickly closed the door and ran back to the kitchen to check on the water. Mr. Persnickety stayed right by the door….

The water came to a slight hot boil, still had some time to go at least. Finally the light green mister entered the kitchen; he didn’t seem bothered by the mess at all of dirty dishes and stains covering the walls. He was just focused on the bright pink mister with his poofy hair, and long thin body. He walked up behind the mister and wrapped his arms around his lower waist. He then relaxed his head on the other mister’s shoulder. Messy was caught very off guard by this…something was up…Mr. Persnickety didn’t even dare to touch the other one at times before so why now? Nor did he complain of his dirty kitchen…okay something had to be up. “Um Mr. P you feeling okay?” Messy asked, not moving from how he was being held.

“Hmm? Yes of course…it’s just that…I need to admit something to you…” Persnickety said. “Uh okay?” Messy didn’t like how this was going. “What if I told you…that I liked you? And I mean liked LIKED you…” Persnickety said in such a bored tone. Messy blushed deeply hearing this. “Persnickety you must be pulling my leg, there’s no way for you to like me!” Messy laughed out as he turned around. There he was met with two red glowing eyes. Quickly the mister felt his heart drop; he could feel his mind become clouded, and he easily lifted his head up, baring his neck. “Good work servant…” Mr. Bump stated as he entered the kitchen. “Well of course master, umm may I please do the feeding?” Persnickety asked. “Why of course, you did come up with the plan after all…and Hell keep him as your own lover, I see no point in really having him but as a snack. Now if you excuse me…I have to make some plans with my others of getting at a few enemies. But feel free to stay here with your pet…” Bump spat out as he headed out. Mr. Persnickety turned back to the dazed Mr. Messy. “Heh…this was too easy…” he laughed at himself as he slowly shown his fangs and dug deep into Messy’s neck.

Meanwhile across town Miss Scary, Whoops, and Bossy were busy looking over the property of the red miss. All making sure the big wooden crosses were up right, along with pouring holy water on the grass. “You sure we shouldn’t head back? It’s getting really dark out…and well vampires love the dark!” Whoops complained as she kept looking around. “No, we only have one last spot to check…” Miss Bossy ordered as she took the lead of the group. It was true, just one last cross to check…sadly when reaching the spot the three noticed the cross had been knocked down and broken. As Miss Scary went up to the torn up cross a familiar evil laughter could be heard loudly through the forest. “Damn it….” Miss Scary whispered.

“Oh dear, oh dear….how did that happen?” A familiar voice echoed. The three quickly stood back to back, all looking around. Suddenly Miss Naughty appeared along with Miss Sunshine and Miss Calamity. “Yesssss…looks like we got ourselves a BIG problem here…” Miss Sunshine laughed out. “BACK OFF!” Miss Bossy warned. “And what if we don’t?” Miss Calamity joked. “THIS!” Bossy yelled as she tried to splash her canteen of holy water, but nothing came out…. “F*CKING KIDDING ME!?” she suddenly yelled. Both Scary and Whoops checked theirs and yep, all three were empty... “Oh god…help us...” Miss Scary whispered. The three vampires laughed seeing the other misses’ worried faces. Luckily they had their rosaries with them, but again the vampires laughed. “Those can’t hold us off for long you realize that right?” Miss Naughty laughed.

Slowly the three vampires moved around the girls, Naughty facing Scary, Calamity facing Whoops, and Sunshine facing Bossy. “STOP!!!!!” a male voice yelled out. Suddenly in a pink flash all three vampire misses were tackled to the ground. Mr. Messy stood in front of the three other misses. “Stop…just STOP! Don’t you dare hurt our friends!” Messy warned, baring fangs. Naughty growled, eyes glowing red. “HOW DARE YOU!” she yelled. “HOW DARE YOU GO AGAINST OUR MASTER!” Miss Sunshine added. “NO HE IS NOT OUR MASTER! WE DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!” Messy begged. Of course the other misses didn’t listen; all they could think about was how this mister dare go against their loving master.

Calamity quickly shot up and charged at the pink mister, only to have him grab her and push her back on the other two. With that all three decided to attack the mister. “RUN!” Messy yelled. Without looking back Scary, Whoops, and Bossy all ran dashed for the house. Scary could hear someone right behind her, but looking back she saw Messy running right by her side. He suddenly stopped and attack the three vampires chasing them. Finally the three reached the door and Scary gave the code knock. Mr. Nosy opened the door, and four characters dashed in. Suddenly Mr. Stubborn slammed the fourth character to the wall, wolf form on. “VAMPIRE!!!” he yelled.

“WAIT NO! I MEAN YEAH BUT NO!” Messy yelled. “Wait! Stubborn stopped he saved us!” Bossy yelled as she tried catching her breath. “At least let him explain….please!” Whoops begged. Mr. Stubborn let the pink mister fall to the ground. “Okay hear me out…I am a Vamp…okay? But I have control I SWEAR to you…I want to help…as soon as I was bitten I knew I had to come to Miss Scary for help…then could sense she was in trouble…and decided to help…so please help me…” Mr. Messy begged. Miss Scary sighed as she walked up and kneeled down to him. She checked his neck, and sighed with sadness. “It’s too late; your bite wound has dried, so what I did to Miss Daredevil won’t work on you…I’m sorry…” she said as she stood up. Suddenly Mr. Messy burst into tears. “OH GOD DON’T KILL ME!” he begged. “Please I’ll do anything…just don’t kill me...I didn’t ask for this…” Messy added.

The red miss sighed…”Okay Mr. Messy start from the beginning…and don’t worry we WON’T kill you…”

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Mr. Bump came storming through the main doors and marched down a long hallway. He was pissed, very pissed. “I sensed some of my brides and a certain servant were hurt…” Bump asked Grumpy. “Yes Master Bump…Persnickety was badly hurt while three of your brides were roughed up a bit…” Grumpy answered. “Where are they?” Bump asked. “Right this way…” Grumpy said as he led the Master Vampire through the hall, into a spare room. There Persnickety laid on spare bed, right arm and shoulder wrapped up. Along with the three misses in the room as well, who all ran to their master when they saw him. “Master it was terrible! One of our own turned on us!” Sunshine cried out. “Wait what!?” Bump yelled. “Yes…Messy attacked us…right when we were about to get the other misses…” Naughty added.

Bump pushed the misses away and walked up to the injured servant. “What happened?” he asked. “Sigh…master I am sorry…but for some reason when Messy woke up…I couldn’t control him…he freaked out and took the boiling water and tossed it on me! He then ran out the back door, leaving me with a burning arm!” Persnickety cried out. Bump patted his head… “Don’t worry…I think I can fix this easily…” he growled out…

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Thank you Thank you thank you!!!! to for this, she gave the idea of Mr. Messy being bit (which she didn’t want at first) but that he actually had control over it. Kind of like how Mr. Bump was before he snapped. Messy will survive don’t worry off of animal blood. He will be right by the others’ side throughout this. Also Mr. Bump seems to have moved somewhere else with his cult…wonder where…

Au, art, and story by and belong to me E/C ©

Mr. Men and Little Misses Roger H ©

Part 1 here) fav.me/dav2stx

Part 2 here) fav.me/dawr3hu

Part 3 here) fav.me/dax3hxf

Part 4 here) fav.me/dax3imu

Different AUs here) fav.me/dauyku9