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Chilidogs7442 — A Robot's Digestive System

Published: 2013-02-17 01:49:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 781; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 15
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Description So yeah, I was thinking of how in the world a robot (in this case uncle Chuck from the Satam series) could digest a chilidog! So, I went ahead and created my own simple digestive system sketch.

Let me explain how it works in my theory:
(LOL. I feel like a nerd trying to explain this shit!XD)

First Step:
Obviously they stuff food in their mouths but the thing is it all goes down through some elastic "tubes" that goes towards the first stage, scanning the food in the so-called machine of mine "The FS187".

Second step:
The food goes through the "FS187", Which stands for Food Scanner, and while its there that little box scans the whole object and turns it into tinier bits so it could pass through the other stage, Storage.

Third Step:
The tiny bits coming from the food scanner are stored for other uses in the robotic system and it'll be completely gone after 24 hours.

Fourth Step:
Sometimes some of that food wasn't completely digested or used, so that's why the robot or Robian in this case has another stage called the BFPVP; which stands for the common exits of food or other unnecessary parts; burping,farting,pooping, peeing, and vomiting.

Digestion Complete!


OMG!! I laughed so hard when I typed poop and pee, although I don't know what they'll pee...hmmm... Maybe, oil?
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Comments: 10

SpiderTrekfan616 [2013-11-06 04:07:54 +0000 UTC]

You got me tearing up with laughter!!! This is a definite win in my book!!!
You win

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Chilidogs7442 In reply to SpiderTrekfan616 [2013-11-06 10:41:07 +0000 UTC]

XD Yay!~
I got free Internet! XD

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SpiderTrekfan616 In reply to Chilidogs7442 [2013-11-06 17:51:28 +0000 UTC]

As for peeing, I recommend he Pee used oil.

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Chilidogs7442 In reply to SpiderTrekfan616 [2013-11-06 23:48:50 +0000 UTC]

XD NIce!

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mjponso [2013-02-23 05:10:21 +0000 UTC]

To my knowledge, making the rounds in modern art museums is this large mechanical contraption that serves to mimic the natural process of digestion. You'd have to look it up...I forget its name.

Now that you mention a robot peeing...I remember that scene from Transformers where one of the robots "leaks coolant" on some guy.

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Chilidogs7442 In reply to mjponso [2013-03-07 22:09:07 +0000 UTC]

Ok!

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MakerofChaos117 [2013-02-17 01:51:15 +0000 UTC]

nice hypnosis

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Chilidogs7442 In reply to MakerofChaos117 [2013-02-17 01:53:14 +0000 UTC]

XD Thanks!

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MakerofChaos117 In reply to Chilidogs7442 [2013-02-17 01:53:52 +0000 UTC]

no problem

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Chilidogs7442 In reply to MakerofChaos117 [2013-02-17 01:54:34 +0000 UTC]

^^

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