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Published: 2009-08-04 00:02:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 1671; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 6
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Description i spelt your name out in dominos, but my clumsy elbow kept knocking you over.  they were all as blank as this page before i started filling it with gunpowder verses, but you know a thing or two about ‘blank’ don’t you ?  you like filling blanks with mad-lib-nonsense.  i emptied my word bank because they all reminded me of you; tricky words, foreign words, four-letter words, words i don’t mean, words you don’t mean, words i made up, words i foolishly thought would evolve into sentences, words with no consonants, words with no vowels, words with no letters at all.  you’ve always had a fetish for mispronouncing diphthongs like i’ve had a tendency to look past the spelling errors, but our crossword puzzle was never completely finished.  probably because you never started.

(you never had the attention span)

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I ____ you, but _______ just aren’t _________ anymore.
  (verb)           (pronoun)              (adjective)

Believe me when I ______ say this, but _____________.
                         (adverb)                (cliche quotation)

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i confuse magic markers for veins,
and vanity for attention,
and attention for love,
and love for you.

but your paintbrush temper uglified my awkward canvas with vacuum tantrums, and i’d rather not irritate your jigsaw ego with my automatic writhing carpal.

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the tourguide crayons are coloring over your empty domino pages, and my sharpie knows something you don’t know: your feather limbs and decimal hips taste like the ancient encyclopedias i use for romantic references.  if i could, i’d erase your permanent ink and tear out the delicate pages in its misleading binding; i’d rewrite the story of your life, but your textbook is dull without my name in it, and my attention span is weaker than yours.

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dear You,
you won’t read this, but writing ghostletters turns graphite into catharsis and printerpaper into chronic melancholia.  my cramped hands and charcoal arms have a mind of their own, but they’re both stumped on the crossword conundrum that is you and me.
sincerely yours, me(ss)
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Comments: 308

Awasteof-paint In reply to ??? [2009-08-04 00:29:25 +0000 UTC]

ohhai, i just spilled my tea alllll over my keyboard. go me!

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 01:04:22 +0000 UTC]

lol, messages arwe working again ! YAY

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 01:23:04 +0000 UTC]

awesome!

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 01:23:24 +0000 UTC]

but htey STILL say moments ago ?

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 01:26:18 +0000 UTC]

oh well, at least it tells you now.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 01:30:09 +0000 UTC]

woah, i actually drove WELL for once D:

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 01:37:08 +0000 UTC]

lol, i fail at driving.
when i drive, i always overthink everything about driving and it makes me nervous.
or i get bored and i stop thinking about driving and my mind wanders
and i almost get in accidents.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 01:40:54 +0000 UTC]

so do i haha

i hope we dont' get into hideous car wrecks

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 01:43:10 +0000 UTC]

but love rhymes with it

YOUKNOWWHAT
maybe ive become bitter,
but i see so many relationships on facebook ending
and i'm like "hah. knew it."
or "hah. this is why i'm never starting another relationship."
seriouslyyyy, whats the point.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 01:45:11 +0000 UTC]

haha, facebook is lame because everyone flaunts their relatinships in your face

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 01:50:02 +0000 UTC]

lol so true.
i hardly go on anymore.
everyone so freaking fake on there.
theyre just like, WOO PARTY, WOO BOOZE.
and thats it.
fuckerz.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 01:52:37 +0000 UTC]

yeah, i hate that too
(t)it's like WTF noobdoy cares haha

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 01:54:43 +0000 UTC]

LOLLLL,
noo kidding.
people always have the st000pidest statuses too.
it's like, ksrsly, get a life.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 01:55:20 +0000 UTC]

my myspace statuses [stati ?] are alwyas just song lyrics haha

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 01:56:49 +0000 UTC]

same! haha

eww, and i was creeping on my ex's profile
and one of his statuses was like, "insert shitty indie band lyric that nobody listens to here"
and i thought it was about me for a second because he's dick like that.
i was just like, wtf loser. hessogay.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 01:57:43 +0000 UTC]

ah, wtf !
punchhisvirtualass

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 01:58:55 +0000 UTC]

lol, i would.

his statuses: "new phone, same number. this is just an excuse to get yo numbas, babez"

:\

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 02:01:04 +0000 UTC]

yeah, wtf
bchange your status too "new phone, same asshole"

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 02:04:51 +0000 UTC]

hahah! yesyesyes. you win at life for saying that. hahahaha.

kayso, on one of my pieces you know how we were talking about how i hated my writing now
and that it sucked and stuff.
well, someone read that, and was like, guilt tripping me because "at least i have so many pageviews and watchers and faves" and stuff and that people look at my work. i feel bad...

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 02:56:54 +0000 UTC]

yeah, you have wayyy more thna me haha

oh, and whow on the porestry contest ? did it end yet ?

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 22:43:28 +0000 UTC]

i have no idea!
i noticed megan/ corina90 entered it.
i bet she's going to win. heh

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 22:44:16 +0000 UTC]

yeah, probably
but there's still 2nd and 3rd !
[yo'll get second]

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 22:46:05 +0000 UTC]

no i wont.
i didnt use capitalization

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 22:46:25 +0000 UTC]

is that a rule ?

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 22:55:00 +0000 UTC]

well, i dont know. probably.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 22:55:55 +0000 UTC]

there's only 48 entires,

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 23:03:55 +0000 UTC]

not too many

omg, last night, i think i got like only 2 hours of sleep. :\

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 23:05:45 +0000 UTC]

ha, and i just woke up only at 2

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 23:08:08 +0000 UTC]

i work

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 23:09:23 +0000 UTC]

i don't heh

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 23:10:45 +0000 UTC]

OH and i just remembered.
i had the most fucked dream ever.
i had a dream i got a daily deviation, like the one that shows on the bottom of the home page, you know?
but i had to go underground to look at it?
and it was underwater with like, sea animals?
...it made so much sense in my dream. loooool.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 23:12:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL, oh wow
wtf haha xD
you had to dig a hole in the computer ? whatttttt

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 23:13:14 +0000 UTC]

nooo. i dont even know.
nevermind actually.
it was soooo facking weirdddd.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 23:14:36 +0000 UTC]

hah, oh goondess
some of the contest entries, like 5 of em, i've faved already. so that's lik D:

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 23:21:58 +0000 UTC]

pooooo.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 23:24:48 +0000 UTC]

yeah, but there's sitll SMOE CHANCE. ugh, i wonder how long it'll take to judge

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-04 23:50:20 +0000 UTC]

me too.
i'm quite the eager child.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-04 23:50:58 +0000 UTC]

yahh, so impatient

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-05 00:00:21 +0000 UTC]

i still feel like the biggest tool for ACTUALLY saying thanks for faving.
WOOOOOW.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-05 00:01:21 +0000 UTC]

haha lol, tis okayy
i still am cuirous as to how bdaly i'll lose heh

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-05 00:02:26 +0000 UTC]

pft SHET AP!

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-05 00:03:04 +0000 UTC]

whaha ?

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-05 00:03:29 +0000 UTC]

it means shut up (:

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-05 00:04:28 +0000 UTC]

how

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-05 00:05:18 +0000 UTC]

WELL, you pretty much kick arse at writing,
so i dont see how you can lose so terribly like you say?
or even lose at all actually heh.

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-05 00:06:46 +0000 UTC]

beacause there are BETTER WRITERS than mne -_-

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-05 00:07:54 +0000 UTC]

THEYRE NOT CREATIVE LIKE YOU THOUGHHHHHH

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-05 00:08:31 +0000 UTC]

ehh, idk
reight now im triyng to make a poem-story like in a silent, black and white movie

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Awasteof-paint In reply to ChloroformBoy [2009-08-05 00:10:20 +0000 UTC]

i dont think i have time to type up what i wrote last night

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ChloroformBoy In reply to Awasteof-paint [2009-08-05 00:12:42 +0000 UTC]

DO IT

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