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Published: 2009-09-05 01:56:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 12218; Favourites: 249; Downloads: 0
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Description Before Darkside Chronicles comes out and messes up Resident Evil: Code Veronica X, for ill or awesome, I felt compelled to create a true and accurate summary of the game we all love and remember.

...*cough*

I get the feeling I'm going to have to defend one of the jokes in here, so I present to you, my evidence. Listen carefully:

Exhibit A
Exhibit B. (Skip to near the end, about 2:30 or so.)

Minor edit: Forgot the Count's goatee. Fixed.

Resident Evil (c) capcom
Count von Count (c) whoever owns Sesame Street
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Comments: 75

Naoanastas [2013-03-03 08:08:13 +0000 UTC]

cv is so full of madness :3

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DJ-Sky-Storm-117 [2012-12-04 21:25:07 +0000 UTC]

I understand everything! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Although, Alfreds is the coolest. Sorry Wesker!!!

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alybabyy [2012-11-16 20:26:25 +0000 UTC]

Im dead xD

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FayeTattoo [2012-07-27 05:24:57 +0000 UTC]

steve: ...what? everyone else was doing it?
peer presure steve!

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roller323 [2012-01-03 17:38:21 +0000 UTC]

panel 3, Wesker with Count Von Count LOL!

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kadajs-kitsune [2011-12-06 11:38:46 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you drew this, I don't think the Chronicle games did the RE games ANY justice at all. T_T

sure, they're a fun arcade game, but too many people judge the series off of them and don't really get the
amazing storyline out of it. X_X

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Chrystalis In reply to kadajs-kitsune [2011-12-08 07:02:27 +0000 UTC]

Happy to be of service?

I know, there wasn't nearly enough random maniacal laughter in Chronicles. Such a disappointment.

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K--e--l--e--t--h [2011-08-15 13:31:29 +0000 UTC]

ROFL!! I burst out laughing when Chris was like, "Ma am your on fire" XD that was so funny! ^__^

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Chrystalis In reply to K--e--l--e--t--h [2011-08-15 22:59:09 +0000 UTC]

Chris is such a kind soul, isn't he.
Stupid. But kind.

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K--e--l--e--t--h In reply to Chrystalis [2011-08-17 12:52:21 +0000 UTC]

LOL XD

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Wesker712 [2011-02-23 13:14:39 +0000 UTC]

can i join ?? HAhahahahahah Buahahahahahha Mwahahahahahahahaha

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Chrystalis In reply to Wesker712 [2011-02-23 18:50:50 +0000 UTC]

Yes, let's all laugh together!
MWahahahahaha!

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Wesker712 In reply to Chrystalis [2011-02-24 09:04:30 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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SeedfallXHawkfrost In reply to Wesker712 [2014-07-02 21:27:06 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWUAHAHAHAHAHA MWAHA!HA!HA!HAAAAAAAAA!!!

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ririsama666 [2011-02-22 03:19:54 +0000 UTC]

haha lol Steve will never be cool, it just isn't meant to be... super stereotypical canadian accent activate!

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Chrystalis In reply to ririsama666 [2011-02-22 05:35:05 +0000 UTC]

Fff I never even thought of Steve as having a stereotypical accent. He's just...I don't know what he is, but he sounds incredibly silly.

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ririsama666 In reply to Chrystalis [2011-02-22 07:48:32 +0000 UTC]

I know, capcom failed...
Capcome Staff: "I know lets make him the cool troubled guy that all the girls will go gaga for cause he's so cool and has awesome brooding powers..."

Mayhaps you should have given him the voce to go with then, eh Capcom?-_-

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Chrystalis In reply to ririsama666 [2011-02-22 19:26:51 +0000 UTC]

I think they were actually going for "let's make him like Claire's annoying younger brother." And then they succeeded all too well.

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ririsama666 In reply to Chrystalis [2011-02-22 22:52:54 +0000 UTC]

"Soooorrrryyyyy aboot that Cleeeeaaaiiirrreee!"

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Chrystalis In reply to ririsama666 [2011-02-23 18:51:56 +0000 UTC]

Haha that emote is perfect for him.

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ririsama666 In reply to Chrystalis [2011-02-23 22:22:56 +0000 UTC]

haha, its name is now Steve

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Swimmingferret [2010-11-07 06:06:29 +0000 UTC]

Go the EVIL LAUGH

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Chrystalis In reply to Swimmingferret [2010-11-07 09:27:07 +0000 UTC]

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Resident-Evil-Gamer [2010-07-14 17:45:51 +0000 UTC]

XD Poor Steve! I will laugh with you steve....now that I think about there was a lot of laughing in it

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Cheresy-chan [2010-06-07 06:39:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh my, you people sure know how to make my day xD
Havn't played it.... But now it's a must

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Chrystalis In reply to Cheresy-chan [2010-06-07 07:38:24 +0000 UTC]



If you play it, I promise you won't be disappointed. ...well, as long as collecting all those emblems doesn't drive you insane.

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x87xCherryxGirLx87x [2010-01-23 15:37:38 +0000 UTC]

LoLz
kekekeyaa hahaha xD
ah ha hahaha xD
^-^-^ these are my favs!
wesker and dracula ?! lolz
poor claire xD
and i liked wesker's last panel
ha-ha ~
xD

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generallolz [2010-01-18 08:33:09 +0000 UTC]

GENIUS!!!

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Leon50ae [2009-12-26 19:00:02 +0000 UTC]

Wow.... Uhm... I have... Never really finished CV because when I first got it, my TV was... Horrible... But now, after seeing this and watching Exhibit A... I just... HAVE to play this game, if only to see the cutscenes.

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LuffyxZolo26 [2009-10-25 01:50:24 +0000 UTC]

*dies of laughter* I love it!

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Half-a-heart [2009-10-09 19:56:23 +0000 UTC]

Aha!! Cute!

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RECaptain [2009-09-30 21:55:19 +0000 UTC]

It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so TRUE! *cue maniacal laughter*

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randomania [2009-09-12 01:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that's awesome! My friend and I are always making fun of Wesker's laugh!

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Chrystalis In reply to randomania [2009-09-12 05:07:43 +0000 UTC]

Yes, It's just too easy to make fun of

I guess Mr. Waugh just didn't have Wesker's voice down yet...his laughter sounds a lot better in RE4.

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marikimaru [2009-09-07 14:21:45 +0000 UTC]

this is hilarious XDDDDDDD that remains me RECV, and especially how I laughed so hard when Alfie laughs or Wesker
I find RECV is the most hilarious by this side XDDDDD
excellent work my dear I truly appreciate all the panels, especially Alfie's panel with the crazy face
Steve makes me laugh too, but he is right

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Chrystalis In reply to marikimaru [2009-09-07 20:37:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

Whenever I need a good laugh, I always go play RECV. It's great, I laugh at almost every other line, but especially when one of the villains is talking.

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marikimaru In reply to Chrystalis [2009-09-19 07:05:02 +0000 UTC]

you're really welcome

lol I do the same thing with RECV I feel obliged to laugh, the characters are really so funny (especially Wesker, he has a laugh... very hilarious but the laugh of Alfie is excellent too )

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therichnobody [2009-09-07 12:32:46 +0000 UTC]

XDDD That's so horrible. The voice acting back then...Man oh man, that's all I can say (grins)

And WTF is up with the first panel?! XDD Instantly my fav, and fav laugh! Kekekekehehehee~

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Chrystalis In reply to therichnobody [2009-09-07 15:17:31 +0000 UTC]

The first panel is my attempt to give Alfred as crazy and maniacal an expression as possible. Personally, I find it a bit frightening

Oh how I miss the old voice acting. There was something magical about its atrociousness.

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therichnobody In reply to Chrystalis [2009-09-07 20:03:12 +0000 UTC]

XDDD Well you succeeded! (grins)
I find it lovely 8D But I'm weird like that~

Ha ha! Man, or man, old games can be a hoot, huh?

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aszeryudiko [2009-09-06 20:03:45 +0000 UTC]

Wesker's last panel really just made my day ^___^

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PracticalAl [2009-09-06 15:41:39 +0000 UTC]

So true, so very true!

Excellent comic!

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Chrystalis In reply to PracticalAl [2009-09-06 17:01:33 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! And thanks for faving it!

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MantisN1nja [2009-09-05 20:31:17 +0000 UTC]

Great comic. Got me reminded that I haven't finished RE:CV yet. Got stuck in a bossfight with the Tyrant onboard the plane. Real funny that one... not.

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Sandhand02 In reply to MantisN1nja [2009-09-06 03:08:22 +0000 UTC]

lol, same

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Chrystalis In reply to MantisN1nja [2009-09-05 23:21:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

Ooh, I know what fight you're talking about. I hate that one. I used to have trouble with it too until I found a good strategy online.

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MantisN1nja In reply to Chrystalis [2009-09-06 00:34:10 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I might have to look after some sort of strategy too. I would really like to finish that game because it's a really nice game. I started playing RE:CV after i have played RE5 for a while and it felt nice to be back to the roots off Resident Evil. I really loved it.

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Chrystalis In reply to MantisN1nja [2009-09-07 21:31:25 +0000 UTC]

It was the same way with me for RE4. As soon as I got tired of it I went back to playing REmake and loved it. Yay classics.

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MantisN1nja In reply to Chrystalis [2009-09-07 21:58:10 +0000 UTC]

I can't decide which one I like the most; REmake or RE2. I mean, the atmosphere in RE2 is just... awesome. But REmake has atmosphere AND graphic, and I like the characters in REmake more. But RE2 is just... awesome. Maybe it's the little things that I like about RE2, I don't know

It's a constant battle inside my head to decide which I like the most. One that will not see an ending for a while Or something, I don't.

I like my brain. It never seems to know stuff.

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Chrystalis In reply to MantisN1nja [2009-09-07 23:12:21 +0000 UTC]

I've come to this truce point where I love RE2 and REmake equally, but I play REmake a bit more because the graphics are pretty and I am shallow.

Pffft, knowing stuff is for nerds. ....oh wait, I am a nerd.

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