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Published: 2010-02-16 04:46:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 12194; Favourites: 307; Downloads: 83
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i'll post the edited, colored version sometime later.it's very very late and i have to go to bed.
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..and here i am tippy-toeing around the issue to not offend anyone.
yeah, i know, twilight jokes have been done a million times, but searching deviantart, i've never seen it like this.
it's pretty obvious the most hated character that haters and lovers of twilight agree with is bella- the bitch mary sue who doesn't deserve any of the guys she gets.
she's obviously evil and pussifies them, so this comic is here to fix it.
also inserted a joke on the 1st page about how much and fast integra smokes
took longer than usual since i didn't want it to look too sucky.
so i think i found the middle ground for everyone.
enjoy.
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This was amazingly magically. One of the more original and amusing Twilight comics I have read. Love it!
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in the sixth panel, did you forget to draw his glasses? or is he petting himself? (cause he's sooooooo prrreeeeetttyyy) 
thought it got better as soon as "alucard the badarse" turned up
and edward's freedom-rection was priceless
poor lestat
thanks for the 
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no, it was supposed to be him holding his head and resting it sideways.
i guess it didn't turn out right, oh well, i'll try better
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I LOVE YOU , COME TO MY HOUSE AND Have my children!.
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IN OHIO!, no I mean in the hellsing manor on the lower level basements with my husband Alucard.
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Hmm, now that I'm looking at this.... Alucard WAS a victim of code sparkle
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yes, he knows it intimately
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LOL! OMG THAT MADE MY DAY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! THANK YOU!
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That's...denying my logic...Error...dis-function...
Sorry...Mechanical glitch...it happens...a lot actually...AHAHAHAHA
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i wanted to be different from the mainstream
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yey i win- what do i win?
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You win...Gum-Gum cause i'm Dum-Dum!
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*chew's Gum-Gum*
you want it?
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i'm not into gum-gum..but thanks anyway
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*spit it out*
her take it...I don't want it anymore!
*gives you chewed Gum-Gum*
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Also, I love how you put a new spin on the whole Edward-is-gay-and-lame thing.
(CONSCIENCE: Did that even make sense?...
ME: No. No, conscience, it didn't.
CONSCIENCE: You're an idiot, y'know that?
ME: And I will happily live on in my idiocy, thank you very much (skips away)
CONSCIENCE: (sigh) How did I get stuck with this moron?...(walks after me)
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maybe your conscience needs a new partner
you don't need a conscience anyway, it's useless..take it from me
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Kind of makes you wonder...If Edward could be a good vampire?...Hm...Probably not, but I love this cartoon!
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well he could be (at best) an anne rice vampire..which si still better, right?
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hope so, that was the point
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ROFLOL
Oh, one of the bests Hellsing jokes I ever seen!
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cool i've done a lot of them anyway
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I'm curious now, I'll check them.^^
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who would've though? ow alucard should go kill meyers she's the one who had the idea
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biggest mary sue basement dweller ever
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I love this!
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i used the sparkly joke as a code to not talk about it again..i think all the other comics and comments on the movie have said enough about sparkling vampires
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Ha! I've seen so many jokes about Twilight, but this is one of the best. We always think of Edward as such a pussy, but maybe Bella is really the one to blame? Maybe Edward is secretly a badass and Bella's Mary-Sue powers have defeated him?
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well look no further than fanfiction.
if they can pussify every major villain in every series,and twilight IS a blatant mary-sue fanfic, then maybe edward would, IRL, be a badass killer vampire ruined for the sake of fantasy porn with the author.
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Hahahah oh god this is amazing! The facial expressions crack me up! <3
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i wanted it to be "EXTREME!!1" since it's funnier
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