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..another one in the "reasons why walter hates alucard", part 243
this one is kinda sick even for me..
(i saw the idea of walter falling in love with girlycard in a fanfic too..didn't end mcuh differently)
played around with the fact that in english you can't tell genders apart untill you use "he" or "she" so keeping alucards' sex a secret is pretty easy..
this also solves the age-old problem of girlycard's gender..
yeah, alucard has a huge penis (for this comic only, i guess), but i didn't use the word since it's funnier this way..
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i had problems with the text in photoshop so i couldn't finish this earlier..also now i'll have to color it, will take a while..
will try to get more stuff done,. but i'm a very lazy person -_-
ENJOY!
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You are welcome! You make the funniest comics!!
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hope you brace yourself next time then
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I say this because it is what it is and what it is
GAY LOVE.
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yep, GAY-LOVE @ 1st sight!
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thanks..will color it ASAP
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good think i haven't drink anything...it would be bad to have my juice spilled over my keyboard. goddamn,you're genious. and psychic. this is EXACTLY how i imagined their meeting. well,little less funny,but still. you have no idea how amused i am right now,thank you~
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omg I love it xDDD what a way to kill your hope, finding out the girl of your dreams is a he. xDD priceless.
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walter always ends up with the short end of the stick.
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I know, the poor guy...
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Although in this case it would be the long end of the dick.
God, I can't believe I wrote that. Such a lame joke...
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is it wrong that i laughed?
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yeah, another reason to think as a nail in the coffin to switch sides.
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Walter knows all there is to know about the crying game. XD
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oh yes he's experienced in it
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Oh my god, that's great! So true.
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Yes, because not only would Alucard turn out to be a guy, but better hung than Walter. How's that for insulting the fragile teenage male ego?
Also, I wanted to say your expressions are great. Walter's shock and Alucard's glee are especially well done, though all of your faces are nice. And your detail! Things like Walter's gloves, or Alucard's coat... I'm so jealous.
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hah thanks..it could've been better, but meh, i'm improving i guess
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AHAHAHAHAHA! 
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sorry, i'll make some comics with girlycard (not young walter much)soon, i think it'll count as a doujin..
though it'll be a humor one, not yaoi..
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see, humor can have yaoi in there too and be a-ok and canon since it's just a joke , while at the same time making you laugh.
so you have a 2-in-1 deal..
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it's even better than icecream..it's i-SCREAM ..
yeah, lame pun..
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Now, this is terribly creepy. But it could get worse. Imagine a horny Girlycard in WWII, with someone a bit younger than her at her disposal.... someone who happens to have cat ears.....
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o.0 that would be borderline zoophilia imo..
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That would be borderline YAOI zoophilia. Much more morbid.
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the only way it could get worse was if he cut off schros head, continued yiffing him and had young walter join in..that'd be almost every sexual deviancy that can happen at one time..
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Urgh- i think the world would collapse much before they complete the.....hm....thing.
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the apocalypse would seem like bliss then..
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Well, i think sacrificing the world in order to avoid that could be a very fair deal.
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agreed..i'll get the firewood, you get the gas..and the fangirls..
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Don't forget the lighter and the fanboys.
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the fanboys are tied up and doused in gasoline and balancing a lit match between their lips..
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While the fangirls are hanging over a pit of lava, atop a pile of yaoi-filled magazines.... as soon as they take one, the pile falls down and they roll into the fire pit.... i just wonder how lomg will they resist....
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from my internet experience, it'd be about 2-3 chapters of fanfics or 30 seconds of real life..
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The Ankh-Morpork university of fan sciences has calculated that the average real time which would take is actually 27.5 seconds.
Just for you to know, in a fanfic written by me they would take probably one phrase to fall and a page to die....MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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*phew* for a min i read it'd take 1 phrase for them to fuck..just 1 page death? then you're not very imaginative about it
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Well, they're just sliding into a fire pit. There are much better ways to die.... like.... hm.... sharks, for example. Or being cut in two parts by a laser. Or sucked out of a plane by prssure. Or having to work at my orders..... well, the last one is reall cruel.... MWHAHAHAHAH!
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oh yeah do that one..
frankly, i was thinking of them being locked up in their own fanfiction and having a taste of the hot smex they've been putting the characters through..
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Well, it could be an automatical judgement... the lesser their skill in writing, the worse the world they'll end in.
I would be GLaD to enter some of my fanfic, even though the chances of getting out alive are few.
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