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Description ..another one in the "reasons why walter hates alucard", part 243

this one is kinda sick even for me..
(i saw the idea of walter falling in love with girlycard in a fanfic too..didn't end mcuh differently)

played around with the fact that in english you can't tell genders apart untill you use "he" or "she" so keeping alucards' sex a secret is pretty easy..

this also solves the age-old problem of girlycard's gender..
yeah, alucard has a huge penis (for this comic only, i guess), but i didn't use the word since it's funnier this way..

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i had problems with the text in photoshop so i couldn't finish this earlier..also now i'll have to color it, will take a while..

will try to get more stuff done,. but i'm a very lazy person -_-

ENJOY!
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Comments: 213

Claudia-C18 In reply to ??? [2009-01-01 16:50:15 +0000 UTC]

well then write a paragraph where you state "there is no exit"

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HyrAyl In reply to Claudia-C18 [2009-01-01 20:28:10 +0000 UTC]

...considering what i write, it's probable that wouldn't be enough to save me.

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Claudia-C18 In reply to HyrAyl [2009-01-03 21:55:29 +0000 UTC]

oh well then make one which starts with a popular show and ends with people cheering when the fans fall are launched into deep space..

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HyrAyl In reply to Claudia-C18 [2009-01-03 22:27:14 +0000 UTC]

Not violent enough, i'd risk not to earn a "mature content" alert.

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Claudia-C18 In reply to HyrAyl [2009-01-04 18:06:55 +0000 UTC]

then have them all naked and showing their boobs..

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HyrAyl In reply to Claudia-C18 [2009-01-04 23:30:38 +0000 UTC]

...i think i forgot what was this all about....

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Claudia-C18 In reply to HyrAyl [2009-01-05 19:34:34 +0000 UTC]

killing fangirls..

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HyrAyl In reply to Claudia-C18 [2009-01-05 20:04:49 +0000 UTC]

Ah, right. The rpoblem is that while you're killing one generation the next one is already being spawned.

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Claudia-C18 In reply to HyrAyl [2009-01-06 22:21:57 +0000 UTC]

that is exactly why i'm pro-abortion, pro-education and anti-drugs..

remember, stay in school kids!if you don't stay in school and do drugs, you will have retarded children that spam fanfiction.net with their awesome harry potter x legolas fanfics!

please, think of the books! *overly-emotional face*

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HyrAyl In reply to Claudia-C18 [2009-01-06 22:24:47 +0000 UTC]

The problem is, some of them might see HPxLegolas fics more as a prize than a penalty.

Oh gods..... do HPxLegolas fictions EXIST? TELL ME THEY DON'T!!!!

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Claudia-C18 In reply to HyrAyl [2009-01-09 18:39:15 +0000 UTC]

i've seen yu-gi-oh (or even hellsing) x harry potter fanfics, so that one must be VERY common..

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HyrAyl In reply to Claudia-C18 [2009-01-09 21:09:22 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Claudia-C18 In reply to HyrAyl [2009-01-10 16:10:08 +0000 UTC]

sometimes it's a good thing to put some people out fo their misery..

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HyrAyl In reply to Claudia-C18 [2009-01-10 18:01:06 +0000 UTC]

Hm... i might track down who doest that kind of stuff and put them to some use... hm.... there surely is some uranium mine for them to work in....

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Claudia-C18 In reply to HyrAyl [2009-01-11 16:47:48 +0000 UTC]

ok, just make sure you light a dynamite stick and throw it in after they enter..

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HyrAyl In reply to Claudia-C18 [2009-01-11 17:25:32 +0000 UTC]

No, let's just let them work without anti-radiation suits, they'll do something useful as they are annilhilated.

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Claudia-C18 In reply to HyrAyl [2009-01-16 14:51:51 +0000 UTC]

hmm..good point

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NotedStrangePerson In reply to ??? [2008-10-10 04:46:27 +0000 UTC]

You're filthy ()

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Claudia-C18 In reply to NotedStrangePerson [2008-10-12 17:11:17 +0000 UTC]

filthy in a good sense, right?

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NotedStrangePerson In reply to Claudia-C18 [2008-10-13 15:04:16 +0000 UTC]

Of course. I wouldn't have 'd it otherwise.
If we were getting technical there is no 'good' filthiness. The fact that filth is bad is what makes it fun . . .

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Claudia-C18 In reply to NotedStrangePerson [2008-10-13 20:19:07 +0000 UTC]

heh yeah i suppose

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Ether101 In reply to ??? [2008-08-22 18:50:35 +0000 UTC]

It's been stated that Girlycard is in fact female.

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Claudia-C18 In reply to Ether101 [2008-08-22 22:46:15 +0000 UTC]

i tend toi think alu's a hermaphrodite with a sick mind..

but this isn't supposed to fit into the series(though if hirano did put this one in, i'd be very happy)

more like for teh sake of having fun..

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Ether101 In reply to Claudia-C18 [2008-08-23 20:10:27 +0000 UTC]

The creator of the series said that he takes on the form of a girl because Arthur ordered him to. The reason why he would do such a thing has never been stated but some believe that it was because he's a perv. But it would be funny if it was done in an effort to her bread with Walter.

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Claudia-C18 In reply to Ether101 [2008-08-28 19:15:25 +0000 UTC]

i dunno but reading "dawn" , alucard's first lines suggest it's the 1st time he's taken the girlycard form which would contradict my comic and everything hirano said

but i dunno, hirano is very self-contradicting so i stopped taking him seriously when holy-thorn monster anderson had a touching speech about humanity and orphans with alucard the tentacle rape vampire while being stepped on by emo youth walter..

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Ether101 In reply to Claudia-C18 [2008-10-05 08:32:03 +0000 UTC]

Huh.

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zoromask In reply to ??? [2008-08-14 19:12:17 +0000 UTC]

You win at life. Poor poor Walter, I pray that he is gentle with you

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Claudia-C18 In reply to zoromask [2008-08-28 19:00:03 +0000 UTC]

that is how the evil side reels you in , buttsex always demands revenge (lol)

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RyuIcefox In reply to ??? [2008-07-20 01:35:26 +0000 UTC]

I think his a very lovely young man

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annieray221 In reply to ??? [2008-07-18 05:22:06 +0000 UTC]

omg I laughed so hard when he said "I love you"

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Claudia-C18 In reply to annieray221 [2008-07-24 23:51:40 +0000 UTC]

i'm glad to hear that

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EA-Stull In reply to ??? [2008-07-16 21:21:52 +0000 UTC]

*falls off her chair laughing*

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Claudia-C18 In reply to EA-Stull [2008-07-24 23:53:10 +0000 UTC]

too bad i can't color it, my photoshop glitches when i open it -_-

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EA-Stull In reply to Claudia-C18 [2008-07-25 02:00:28 +0000 UTC]

Aww 8(

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ewelinakrawczynska In reply to ??? [2008-06-25 07:15:14 +0000 UTC]

hahahahah XDD omg

that is great xD "She's He!!" XD

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Claudia-C18 In reply to ewelinakrawczynska [2008-06-25 13:55:46 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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Vapour-Dreams In reply to ??? [2008-06-23 18:33:22 +0000 UTC]

OMG,HAH,HA, FUNNEH!!!XD

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SOsweet-thatIt-HURTS In reply to ??? [2008-06-22 18:12:04 +0000 UTC]

OHHHH MYYY GODDD that's good!!! it might be growing but it has to stop eventually.

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Angelia-Dark In reply to ??? [2008-06-20 02:35:33 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD!!! *gets up from falling off my chair* YES!!!

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Allaeriel In reply to ??? [2008-06-19 05:01:30 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! Run walter run! XD

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Claudia-C18 In reply to Allaeriel [2008-06-19 12:29:56 +0000 UTC]

i hope he can escape ultra-rape

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Allaeriel In reply to Claudia-C18 [2008-06-20 02:21:18 +0000 UTC]

Nobody likes ultra rape o.o

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AJF-chan In reply to ??? [2008-06-17 02:25:28 +0000 UTC]

This is SOOOO hilarious!
It's so true! Walter, in his pubescent days, would fall head over heels for the beautiful Girlycard
And now we can see the beginning of their rivalry, lol.

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Claudia-C18 In reply to AJF-chan [2008-06-17 02:34:39 +0000 UTC]

yup..poor walter got his feelings crushed..

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AnnaStrife0211 In reply to ??? [2008-06-16 00:45:28 +0000 UTC]

I love your Walter, heΒ΄s awesome

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Claudia-C18 In reply to AnnaStrife0211 [2008-06-16 00:51:40 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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AnnaStrife0211 In reply to Claudia-C18 [2008-06-16 01:10:27 +0000 UTC]

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Alu-Fraulein In reply to ??? [2008-06-15 19:08:59 +0000 UTC]

Lol, yes XD
But Hirano spoke in one of his interviews, that Girlycard nevertheless is the GIRL...

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Claudia-C18 In reply to Alu-Fraulein [2008-06-15 21:22:29 +0000 UTC]

lol hirano has no idea what he's doing either -_-

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Alu-Fraulein In reply to Claudia-C18 [2008-06-16 11:07:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes, you are right

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