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Published: 2012-01-03 19:04:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 14065; Favourites: 220; Downloads: 44
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After a very long pause I am proud to present you the third episode of Legendary Issues. The first two parts got pretty positive feedback, so I hope this one will, too.Anyway, I was thinking about artificial PokΓ©mon the other day and I figured that Arceus, being God and all, would be pretty pissed at mankind for making their own PokΓ©mon. Especially when they look like rubber ducks on crack... but I am glad they made Mewtwo.
That aside, this picture was drawn TERRIBLY. I don't know what ideot would dare to upload something that looks as bad as THIS....yeah.
I think I should apologize for uploading such low quality drawings, but I just couldn't make it look better...and I tried a lot. I watched some tutorials for digital drawing, but it still took me so friggin' long and the result is.... I spent four hours with just the outlines! THE OUTLINES!!!
Then again, the joke of this picture is what matters, so what the hell! Hope you like it anyway.
I do not own God Deer Arceus or drugged poligon rubber duck Porygon.
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Comments: 191
MasterPerryMartin [2018-09-05 20:10:35 +0000 UTC]
And then, of course, there's Type: Null...
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Articuno32 [2017-06-12 00:37:13 +0000 UTC]
That drawing was not bad at all. There are much worse drawings out there.
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ClayPita In reply to Articuno32 [2017-08-07 19:29:45 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, but people tend to compare themselves with people who are better than them. And in this case I knew I could do better, so it was extra frustrating.
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leontinees [2015-07-20 16:49:52 +0000 UTC]
Now thisΒ makes me wonder if Mew also has Porygon's DNA...
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AnthonyC12 [2015-03-03 20:52:24 +0000 UTC]
How the heck does Arceus make that?? I understand Voltorb (just take a pokeball, give it eyes, and make it explode) and Magnemite (which is simply a magnet).Β
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Dewani90 [2014-11-16 18:21:14 +0000 UTC]
nah, arceus came with even weirder designs... come on, voltorb and magnemite?
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pastapiggypiggy [2014-01-11 00:59:32 +0000 UTC]
porygon: best pokemon design in the world (sarcasm)
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Obsidiandovah [2013-08-15 21:43:26 +0000 UTC]
Porygon: I know right?! Humans are just- *eyes turn green* the best people's ever far none! They treat their friends with respect and love! Also I'm a complete tool. *eyes turn back to normal* WITH A RUSTY SALAD FORK!!!
Arceus:........(what)
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Necris37 [2013-07-11 12:41:40 +0000 UTC]
Arceus is extremely precocious and self-important, hilarious!
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ClayPita In reply to Necris37 [2013-07-16 23:02:51 +0000 UTC]
Well, he's god so I'm pretty sure he would be.
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Berden-Khaz In reply to ClayPita [2016-08-09 20:26:08 +0000 UTC]
He is, Arceus and the Jewel of life, He's a vain, egotistical Asshole.
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GoldenMew [2013-07-07 13:49:58 +0000 UTC]
but but but
porygon is an epic classic ;__;
(xDDDD)
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ClayPita In reply to GoldenMew [2013-07-07 15:41:59 +0000 UTC]
It is, but apparently humans creating their own PokΓ©mon does not find Arceus' approval.
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GoldenMew In reply to ClayPita [2013-07-08 12:10:05 +0000 UTC]
yea that might be true. a god doesn't want other gods being there exept himself
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ClayPita In reply to GoldenMew [2013-07-16 23:34:08 +0000 UTC]
Well, Arceus did create Dialga and Palkia, so I guess he's fine with other gods.
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GoldenMew In reply to ClayPita [2013-07-17 14:33:16 +0000 UTC]
I wouldn't call dialga and palkia gods
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ClayPita In reply to magoichi75 [2013-05-13 16:30:02 +0000 UTC]
Guess you can't prevent that.
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magoichi75 In reply to ClayPita [2013-05-13 22:37:12 +0000 UTC]
Indeed...also great job on the artwork lD
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Ada-Erika [2013-01-07 14:52:04 +0000 UTC]
Yeah XD (I can't understand why Japanese didn't use porygon after that episode that had people hospitalized. Come on! It's second and third from are cool!)
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Ouroboros-Armageddon In reply to Ada-Erika [2013-05-15 15:55:20 +0000 UTC]
The fact that it was Pikachu who caused the seizure is even more hurtful to Porygon's reputation.
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Deidara-Clone In reply to ClayPita [2012-12-24 15:21:09 +0000 UTC]
It still has some pretty good evolutions though.
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ClayPita In reply to Deidara-Clone [2012-12-27 12:35:45 +0000 UTC]
It sure has, I really like them too!
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M-A-F-R-A [2012-07-06 05:21:59 +0000 UTC]
Then after creating one of the derpiest Pokemon in existence, someone had the idea: "HEY! WHY DON'T WE ADD TWO MORE EVOLUTIONS TO THIS THING?!"
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ClayPita In reply to M-A-F-R-A [2012-07-10 15:45:48 +0000 UTC]
I actually like the Porygon family. But you're right, they are derpy.
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greg11922 In reply to ClayPita [2012-09-03 04:49:16 +0000 UTC]
derpy but still it's a drugged,cracked out, polygon duck I love for some odd reason.....beep boop son. beep boop.......
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M-A-F-R-A In reply to ClayPita [2012-07-10 17:26:36 +0000 UTC]
Porygon always irks me, because for some reason, I thought it was Psychic type for most of my childhood. Suffice to say, my Gengar did not like it one bit.
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SpinAttaxx In reply to M-A-F-R-A [2012-12-20 11:04:57 +0000 UTC]
I thought it was an evolution of Eevee.
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M-A-F-R-A In reply to SpinAttaxx [2012-12-21 03:38:40 +0000 UTC]
... I can't say anything about that. As much as Porygon irks me, I can't ever see it being a evolution of eevee.
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SpinAttaxx In reply to M-A-F-R-A [2012-12-21 10:51:29 +0000 UTC]
Well, the fact that it came after Eevee-Flareon and that it had a similar name structure like the Eeveelutions kinda confused me into thinking that.
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M-A-F-R-A In reply to SpinAttaxx [2012-12-22 02:43:46 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry, I can't see how it has a similar name structure. Eevee turns into FlarEON JoltEON and VaporEON. All the eeveelutions end in EON.
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SpinAttaxx In reply to M-A-F-R-A [2012-12-22 11:59:13 +0000 UTC]
Well, I was a kid back then, and I know better than that now. I guess I thought that because of the fact that it had 3 syllables.
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