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ClayPita β Legendary Issues 3
Published: 2012-01-03 19:04:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 14121; Favourites: 219; Downloads: 44
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After a very long pause I am proud to present you the third episode of Legendary Issues. The first two parts got pretty positive feedback, so I hope this one will, too.Anyway, I was thinking about artificial PokΓ©mon the other day and I figured that Arceus, being God and all, would be pretty pissed at mankind for making their own PokΓ©mon. Especially when they look like rubber ducks on crack... but I am glad they made Mewtwo.
That aside, this picture was drawn TERRIBLY. I don't know what ideot would dare to upload something that looks as bad as THIS....yeah.
I think I should apologize for uploading such low quality drawings, but I just couldn't make it look better...and I tried a lot. I watched some tutorials for digital drawing, but it still took me so friggin' long and the result is.... I spent four hours with just the outlines! THE OUTLINES!!!
Then again, the joke of this picture is what matters, so what the hell! Hope you like it anyway.
I do not own God Deer Arceus or drugged poligon rubber duck Porygon.
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No I didn't!
Yes you did!
No I didn't!
Yes you did!
No I didn't!
Yes you did!
They're at it again.
This could take awhile . . . happy hour?
You know it!
AH AH AH AH AH, it's happy HOUR when I say it's happy hour . . . . . . now where did I put my watch??
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I can travel through time.
I am time.
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Dragon types have a severe weekness to Ice, I don't. Guess whose top teir now?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Dad stop showing off! we hate when you do this infront of the other dragon types!
can it boys! your dad's making a name for himself.
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the f*ck is with everyone here?
Just of out pure curiosity, how many "legendary issues" stips worth of material do you think this whole conversation could amount to?
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And I'm not your dad, I'm just the undead corpse that was left when you two split up.
Sadly I wasn't struck with any ideas yet. But I'm having a little creativity block lately, so that's no surprise.
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. . . . but wouldn't that still technically make you our fath -
ENOUGH OF YOUR LIP BOYS! This is exactly why I waited to tell you two, I guess your still to young to understand.
It's okay, you can't force creativity and inspiration.
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I'm king of the sea!
Bitch please!
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Don`t think I forgot about you 
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It's okay, I've always got lots of work on my hands, too.
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Gotta pay the bills somehow. XD
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If you have bills it's best to pay them, yes.
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Porygon's my favorite Normal Type
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Actually I like the Porygon family too. But I needed a victim for this comic.
But thanks a lot for faving!
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I understand, porygon and its evolutionary family look . . . unique and rather distinctive when compared to other pokemon. I also find the insparation and basis of the porygon line interesting as well
: A papercrane as viewed through a primitive computer graphic system shown and displayed as polygons, and its evolution takes on a smoother, smaller and more refined polygon design to refference how computers become smaller and more advanced with coding and 3D visuals. Not to mention it's third evolution which defective or otherwise corrupted software :
Basically a bunch of computer progamming and hardware refferences XD
Putting aside the computer geek rant, I can understand how an omnipotent being such as Arceus would look cunfused and dissapointed at the man-made pokemon thinking it as cheap surreal imatation of its creations.
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I know. ISN'T IT GREAT? DIGITAL PAPER-BIRDS!!! AND ONE OF 'EM IS BEHEADED AND ON CRACK!!! 
Who cares if Arceus is pissed at them, the Porys rock!
I used to have a Porygon-Z, but that was before my Diamond Version crashed.
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porygon-z:*hyperbeam* *dun* windows has had a serious error. please reboot.
trainer:......F**k D:< stupid third party software.
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you know, in technical terms, porygon-z was not authorized by Silph.co because the disk was not made by them
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It wasn't? But then who made it?
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how do you expect me to know. I
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I assumed your wisdom to include that information.
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T__________________________T< pfff
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Porygon Z is my favorite of the three
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Yep, You can get one from the GTS or White Forest (upon linking with someone with a pokemon black version)
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Meh, my DS doesn't have an internet connection, so I can't get most of the old PokΓ©mon.
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which version of DS do you have?
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I've got a DS Lite, but I'm planning to buy a 3DS. By the time Paper Mario 4 is released I MUST have one!!!
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I honestly havn't thought about getting a 3DS >.>
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No? Well, everyone who bought one told me it's awesome, so I'll go for it...eventually.
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Well it's complicated. I would like to get it, but I wouldn't want to trade in my DSlite for various reasons, not only that but I don't necessarily have to money lying around to go out a get it along with games that cost $40 each.
I'd love to get it to at least play The Zelda OoT remake . . . and maybe to starfox64 remake.
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I'll keep my DS Lite around even when I have the 3DS. But if you can't afford one that's ....... well, that's not good. And sadly I can't help you either. I never earned money with a real job before.
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True, I don't have to give away my DSlite to get a 3DS . . . but It still seems alittle redundent to have two DS's even if they're used for slittly different purposes.
And don't worry about it, I wasn't wasn't asking for money, if thats what it seemed like.
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No no, it didn't seem like that, I just meant that I can't give you tips on how to earn some extra money.
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Oh. Well saving moneys all that you can really do anyway, so no big deal.
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It's funny! But so true! And what is Porygon supposed to be anyway? I think I almost died laughing at this. And the artwork is awesome! It's great. I love it!
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I believe I've read somewhere that Porygon is based on Origami...but thanks a lot for faving!
And you find the artwork satisfactory? That's nice! 
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You're very welcome.
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I like these "Legendary Issues" things you're doing. They're pretty funny and they do usually have good points. What Arceus is saying is very true in the Pokemon world since the man-made Pokemon all turn out to be the oddballs or too mechanical looking. In our world it's somewhat true that nature should take its course and humans shouldn't really tamper with evolution.
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Thanks very much! I'm glad someone likes my series.
Actually I like the man-made PokΓ©mon, and Mewtwo is my favourite PokΓ©mon (even though Porygon-Z really DOES look eccentric).
But I agree with you, evolution works best when left alone.
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Mewtwo is one of my faves too. :3
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Yay! Glory to the King of Awesome!! 
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Thanks, and thanks for faving!
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