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Published: 2015-08-30 10:14:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 1313; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 0
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Cloud: You'd think I was some sort of alien or something, judging by how people act around me--Steve: It's an alien!
Alex: Wow, it's soo cute and fluffy!
Skydoesminecraft: Maybe if we give it butter, we can like truce and not fight each other, right?
Bajancanadian: That alien is so... circle-ee...
Antvenom: Oh no, he said the 'C' word!
Inthelittlewood: It's the end of the world!
Captainsparklez: Noo, I must save Jerry's tree!
Notch: Don't worry kids, I got this. /kill entity(id: (minecraft:chicken, display: (Name: "CloudtheHen")))--
Cloud: Send help plz--
CloudtheHen fell out of the world.
Cloud: Welp, that just happened.
Yay, sorry for the long time between my recent posts, I don't have much spare time AND I'm running out of ideas. Artist block I think it's called? Anyway, this doesn't actually happen when I play Minecraft, but I like to think so. It would be so hilarious and annoying at the same time.
Sorry if your fav youtuber isn't in this. I tried to be as global as I could but if your fav isn't on, just pretend there's a mile long line-up that goes off the page.
Cloud belongs to me.
Jardon-- I mean Captainsparklez belongs to himself.
Skydoesminecraft belongs to himself.
Bajancanadian belongs to himself.
Antvenom belongs to himself.
Inthelittlewood belongs to himself.
Notch belongs to himself.
Minecraft belongs to Mojang or Microsoft, most likely Microsoft.
Enjoy?
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Yeah, pesky players... Never know when to leave a perfect normal and spherical chicken alone...
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING.........
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AS CHICKENS.
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I object against your biased logic immensely, however, if you insist in persisting with that opinion, I permit you with that decision.
Not sure if your trying to insult me, but if you haven't noticed, I'm actually not a chicken. I am actually a 'gallus gallus domesticus'. 'Chicken' is merely a pseudonym, created by mortals, for such beings like me. If you wanna know more about my species, ask Google, or my buddy Bill Cipher the dream demon. They both should know a thing or two. However, you do have a point in how things have no materialized forms that exist in the universe.
Bill says, "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold bye!!"
So if Bill insists that nothing exits entirely because everything is merely an illusion, that means what you say are 'chickens' don't exist. But there's a twist: if everything is an illusion, not only do 'chickens' don't exist, but me, you, the whole world, dA, video gaming, Youtube, Google, war, dictatorship in Pakistan, poverty and corn-flavoured bird seed also don't exist (in my personal opinion, I kinda want poverty and dictatorship to go, but not corn-flavored bird seed. THE BIRD SEED HAS TO STAY).
BOOM. Mind blown. If you're wondering how I know all this, once again, thank Bill. He's a really great guy, even if he dissects insects for a hobby.
So yeah... That's me rambling about things... Enjoy?
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Ohohoh! You think you can outramble me in the game of ramblings? Good sir, you have made a fatal mistake!
If we are playing the game of referring to things, I can take a line from a great mind.
I am of course, talking about Tommy Wiseau:
"If a lot of people love eachother, the world would be a better place to live."
He states that it doesn't matter if you are a gallus gallus mcchicken shallus or just a chicken or hen (I doubt it though since hens aren't white) but if a lot (not all, just a lot) of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.
But if you do not agree, I will refer to my list of reasons why I'm right:
-Nobody cares
-Bill Cipher is an unreliable cock (haha chicken puns)
I can confirm that %2757 people agree. To further back up my statement that I don't know if I still remember what it is, I will build a wall and make Bill pay for it.
Also Chickens aren't the only thing that doesn't exist...
my logic doesn't even exist.
*reaches out hand to accept Nobel prize for this swagical speech*
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This rambleth war shall not endeth here! I haveth a few tricks up my volumetric curves in my clothing! (Ha, Shakespeare :3)
Not exactly sure how making the world a better place has anything to do with the existence of my kind, but I would like to make the statement.
"Seeing is believing", the famous American idiom/phrasel verb is common all around the world. You probably have heard it. That's means that what ever you see is what you believe.
You may insist against this because you can't see God yet people believe in him. But that's because:
1. People see and believe in his miracles
2. People see people seeing and believing in his miracles.
So back to the topic, if you see something and you see that something DO something, that means it exists. Surely you have seen, talked about, eaten or even heard someone talk about chickens. That means you believe in chickens, therefore they exist. If you haven't, that's exceedingly depressing and therefore need to watch this multiple times: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v1wFK…
In fact, to back up my argument, you HAVE talked about chickens. You said that 'There are no such things as CHICKENS.' Why would you even say such a thing if you believe they didn't exist, hm?
And also, if you believe in dinosaurs, the theory of evolution and Charles Darwin, you believe in chickens because they are the descendants of those prehistoric beings.
According to my research, %2760 of the universal population agree, 3 percent more than your statistic. Bill Cipher also does not need to pay for that wall you built because he has the insignificant ability to steal everyone's gold.
That is why chickens exist. End of story. 
*steals back Nobel Prize because of my even more brotally swagical speech*
PS: I like our logic, even thought apparently it doesn't exist.
PPS: I told Bill you called him an unreliable cock today. You should have seen how annoyed he looked. I think he's off to delete some intergalactic universes using atomic stellar fission or something.
Enjoy?
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Hot diggety damn this is turning into a heated argument!
Now I can tell you a thing or 9000 about why you're wrong, but I'll keep it short because I don't wanna fry your brain.
Even if chickens did exist they wouldn't be circles. It would be impossible for a circle to exist in the game of Minecraft or any other game since everything is pixelated.
And who said I believed in dinosaurs? Obviously dinosaurs are not real. I mean giant reptile monsters stomping around? That's a load of boulderdash.
Also according to these statistics:
DONALD TRUMP NEEDS A HAIRCUT
%10000000000
CHICKENS ARE CHICKENS
%10000000000000000
CHICKENS ARE ABOUT AS REAL AS FLOATING TOPHAT WEARING TRIANGLES
%DEEZNUTZ
DEEZ NUTZ IS A STUPID VINE
%YOU'REGODDAMNRIGHT
CHICKENS DON'T EXIST
%INFINITY
Also "seeing is believing" is an American quote.
America can eat a bucket of nonexistent chicken.
However even if I have seen a chicken, it doesn't matter because I was most likely 420 Blazesharding it (drugs are bad don't do drugs what the hell are you doing put that blunt down you moron oh my God are you kidding me).
Now you may bring up deranged triangle man again but if we look at the illuminatis symbol we can see that he looks just like it.
Bill has 4 letters.
And so does fake.
The illuminati is fake confirmed.
But wait, there's more.
Bill Cipher is fake, or should I say NONEXISTENT.
SHOTS FIRED OOOOOOOOHHHHHH WHERE YOU AT WHERE YOU AT MOM GET THE CAMERA OOOOHOHOOOOOOOHHHHH
IN CONCLUSION I CAN SAY THAT I DON'T EXIST.
Wait.
*Blazeshard1000 has left existence*
*The Nobel prize has also left existence*
*Chickens don't have to leave because they didn't even exist*
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Yes sassy Mr Mcclassy, this battle is on a ROLL!
When did I ever say chickens were circular? If you're referring to me, like I said, I'm a gallus gallus domesticus for your information! And plus, you can always use your imagination... :3 And also, look carefully at my picture; to the point where you can't zoom in any further. Yes, blazeshard my boy/girl, I AM PIXELATED.
Believing in dinosaurs is not the question, DO YOU BELIEVE IN CHARLES DARWIN?? Here's wiki cuz wiki's a blabbermouth: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_…
Donald Trump's new haircut: photos1.blogger.com/blogger/18…
Okay, have to agree with you for this one, chickens are chickens. Lemons are lemons too, and Justin Bieber is over-rated.
Depends what parallel dimension you're in. Some dimensions don't have Bill, some do... Which probably explains why chickens don't exist in your world, but my mind is amiss of how you can even spell 'chicken'?
'DEEZ' and 'NUTS' each have 4 letters.
4+4=8
There are 8 fold paths in Buddhism.
Each of the folds start with 'right'
'Right' has 5 letters.
There are 5 vowels in the alphabet. That means there are 21 consonants in the alphabet.
21 is a viral vine.
'Viral' has 5 letters and 'vine' has 4.
5+4=9
9 is the number of heaven.
Heaven rhymes with 7.
There are 7 deadly sins.
The 7 deadly sins are located within the bible.
The 7 deadly sins are Bill's brain children, therefore he has been living since Jesus' time.
DEEZ NUTS confirms that Bill Cipher is real, which according to you means that chickens are real.
Vines look like this: vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/m…
Chickens DO exist:
%INFINITY+1
Both Obama and Kentucky would not be happy if they ever read your comment.
That's means you HAVE seen a chicken, just in your head. Okay, that's a bit creepy dreaming about chickens... WAIT WHAT YOU DO DRUGS HOLY DOOLY BATMAN
So illuminati is fake, huh? As much as I want to believe you, I bet these people would like to hear that:
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/7…
deceivinghumanity.files.wordpr…
mysteryoftheinquity.files.word…
OKAY IF YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE HOW IS THIS CONVERSATION EVEN GETTING ANYWHERE WHAT WHERE HOW
*I am confused*
*World War III begins*
*The world implodes during stellar fusion because Bill Cipher doesn't have a care in the world anymore*
*Nobel prize somehow survives*
Well that escalated quickly.
(Haha welp there goes Earth time to move to Mars)
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Bro.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR_X6PrA…
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My solemn message to you:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PDJcw…
Bill's insolent sincerity:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6sFP_…
Google's opinion on contradictory:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-mm8F…
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQYob6dp…
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You too bro, you too...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAX…
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m.youtube.com/watch?feature=yo…
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Okay, this might be getting out of hand now...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgfcTo… (Love comes in the form of inter terrestrial intelligence shooting off in pink cloudy rockets now...)
How about a truce for no more argumentative behavior?
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