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A Shoggoth in its last moments. People don't often consider what happens if a monster has a health emergency. Say, a Shoggoth devours a poor soul, leaving his body and viscera and bones scattered throughout the landscape. Where does a Shoggoth go when it's, say, constipated? Where does a werewolf go when it has psoriasis, Gamora when he has gonorrhea, Freddy when he has a overhung fingernail, or Jason when he has jaundice?

Oh, sure you think you or the world has enough problems. "I lost my job and have nothing to eat". "My girlfriend left me for another guy". "My brother has cancer". "The Turks are massacring the Kurds in Syria". Bah. When you think about your selfish problems, just think of all the poor human crushing monsters that have nowhere to go when they suffer life's difficulties.

Think about it. Juuuuuust think about it.

Description
A Shoggoth in its last moments. People don't often consider what happens if a monster has a health emergency. Say, a Shoggoth devours a poor soul, leaving his body and viscera and bones scattered throughout the landscape. Where does a Shoggoth go when it's, say, constipated? Where does a werewolf go when it has psoriasis, Gamora when he has gonorrhea, Freddy when he has a overhung fingernail, or Jason when he has jaundice?

Oh, sure you think you or the world has enough problems. "I lost my job and have nothing to eat". "My girlfriend left me for another guy". "My brother has cancer". "The Turks are massacring the Kurds in Syria". Bah. When you think about your selfish problems, just think of all the poor human crushing monsters that have nowhere to go when they suffer life's difficulties.

Think about it. Juuuuuust think about it.