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Cobaltoad β€” The Second Migration

Published: 2015-07-07 14:00:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 956; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 1
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Description SEQUEL TOΒ The Migration

THE CREW HAS FINALLY PASSED THROUGH THE PORTAL OF THE UNIVERSAL DEEN. EVERYONE IS SAFE ON THEIR NEW PLANET - GERMANYVILLE. EVERYONE WAS HAPPY... UNTIL HEARTMAY CAME TO WREAK HAVOC. HITLER FEARED FOR THE WELL BEING OF HIS POPULATION, SO HE USED HIS ONCE-EVER USE OF HIS COSMIC POWER BURST. HITLER CAST HER BACK INTO THE STARS. FRANKU IS WATCHING OVER THEM NOW, KEEPING THEM SAFE FROM ANOTHER INVADER. CHONG ACTS AS THE PLANET'S NATURAL ORDER, ZOOMING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. PEPE IS INDESCRIBABLY LONG AND RARE. PAULA DEEN DISCOVERED SHE WAS A LESBIAN, AND IS NOW IN AN INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH NICKI MINAJ. HITLER AND OPRAH FINALLY GOT MARRIED, AND ARE NOW HAPPILY RAISING THEIR ADOPTED DAUGHTER, MILEY CYRUS. SOMEHOW, JUSTIN BIEBER MANAGED TO SURVIVE THE TRIP, AND IS NOW MADLY IN LOVE WITH MILEY CYRUS. IGGY AZALEA IS THE MESSENGER OF THEIR KINGDOM, BRINGING VERY ILLEGAL INFANTS EVERYWHERE SHE GOES. FNWLATIAS ORBITS THEIR KINGDOM, MAKING SURE THAT ALL IS GOOD AND WELL. SQUIDWARD AND VELVET WERE THE FIRST COUPLE ON THE PLANET, BEING A COUPLE LONG BEFORE THE MIGRATION TOOK PLACE. THEY ARE ECSTATIC TO BE TOGETHER, AND THEY'RE LUCKY TO HAVE SURVIVED. GEICO IS THE LAW AND ORDER OF THE KINGDOM. IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG, HE IS USUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE. APPLEQUAD MIGRATED WHILE PREGNANT, WHICH WAS A BIG RISK TO HER CHILD'S SAFETY, BUT THANKFULLY, SHE GAVE BIRTH PERFECTLY FINE. SHE IS NOW THE MOTHER TO A BEAUTIFUL BEANBAG, A FEMALE NAMED POWERPUFF FREAK. THE PLANET HAS MANY CONSTELLATIONS, SUCH AS PUTIN WINKING, AND HITLER'S PERSONAL FAVORITE, SLUG BEER. THE KINGDOM ENJOYS MANY DELICACIES, SUCH AS OPRATEA. DESPITE THEIR LOOKS, GIANT HOT DOGS ARE NOT A FOOD ON THIS PLANET. INSTEAD, THEY ARE USED AS HOUSES, RANGING FROM ONE HOT DOG TO UP TO THREE. THERE IS NO POVERTY, AND THERE IS NO INJUSTICE.

EVERYONE IS HAPPY.
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Comments: 34

CayMuffins [2015-07-07 19:17:21 +0000 UTC]

You forgot Obama

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-07 19:24:45 +0000 UTC]

*sniff* he was the one that got away

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-08 02:25:14 +0000 UTC]

We send the military

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-09 19:25:04 +0000 UTC]

no we cant
it is too late

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-09 23:18:28 +0000 UTC]

Damn you
You ate them didn't you >:U

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-09 23:39:30 +0000 UTC]

no, space did

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-11 21:38:26 +0000 UTC]

Lies

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-11 22:59:54 +0000 UTC]

chris hansen tried to save him, but
*sniff*
they both didn't make it

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-14 00:02:20 +0000 UTC]

//heavy brEATHING//
LIESS

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-15 03:04:23 +0000 UTC]

you have no respect for the fallen

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-15 21:41:29 +0000 UTC]

But








Lies

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-15 22:37:17 +0000 UTC]

they are not

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-16 02:57:19 +0000 UTC]

T H EΒ 
L I E S

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-16 03:06:53 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW IT'S HARD TO DEAL WITH BUT

IT IS OK

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-16 18:25:29 +0000 UTC]

I DoN'T BEEF YOU

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-16 22:13:56 +0000 UTC]

you must beliiiieeeveee.

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-17 00:02:47 +0000 UTC]

i aM NOT DISNEY
I AM SIMPLY
......
WTF AM I

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-17 00:23:06 +0000 UTC]

NO CLUE

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-17 19:56:57 +0000 UTC]

>:U
DIPSHIT

I MEAN
ILY <3

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-17 20:48:55 +0000 UTC]

ILY2 <3 DIPSHIT

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-18 01:47:43 +0000 UTC]

LUFF ME
>:U

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-18 02:18:30 +0000 UTC]

I DO >:U

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-18 21:07:48 +0000 UTC]

GOOD >:U
NOW WORSHIPO ME

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Cobaltoad In reply to CayMuffins [2015-07-18 21:14:05 +0000 UTC]

NO

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CayMuffins In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-18 22:12:24 +0000 UTC]

BUT
OnO

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Pixelstarss [2015-07-07 17:28:16 +0000 UTC]

This is beautiful

see you later boy

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Cobaltoad In reply to Pixelstarss [2015-07-07 17:54:33 +0000 UTC]

he wasn't good enough for her

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Pixelstarss In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-07 18:31:29 +0000 UTC]

;;;;;^(((

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HectorEDefendi [2015-07-07 14:30:40 +0000 UTC]

Lay... off... the... LSD... lol

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Cobaltoad In reply to HectorEDefendi [2015-07-07 17:24:19 +0000 UTC]

never

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HectorEDefendi In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-07 20:18:55 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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RedFireFreak [2015-07-07 14:23:08 +0000 UTC]

I'm speechless by its beauty.

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Cobaltoad In reply to RedFireFreak [2015-07-07 17:24:15 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. They have made peace.

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RedFireFreak In reply to Cobaltoad [2015-07-07 22:36:25 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome.

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