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CobaltTheFox — FANART: 'Why is the rum ALWAYS gone!?'
Published: 2013-08-01 23:59:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 869; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
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"WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE!?""Captain, you've got to realize, the entire crew drinks it. But, no one aboard drinks nearly as much as you."
"Ye callin' me a drunk, boy!?"
"To port it is, Captain. .3."
I've been watching the Pirates of the Caribbean movies lately...
This is definitely something Illusionary would say. xDHope you guys like. c:
Note: I intentionally left out her hat. I was too lazy to mess with it.
-Wallpaper size for those who'd like to use it. Ask me for the download link, and if I trust you, I'll send you a sta.sh link. c:
Captain Illusionary (c) Me
3 hours in Microsoft Paint and GIMP
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Ferocity: Uh...*hides empty rum bottle an puts on an innocent face*
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Hahah. Johnny Depp plays that character so well. He plays all of them well for that matter, he's an awesome actor! My fav is Edward Scissorhands.
cool fanart w/ an MLP twist
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Lol, thank you.
And I definitely agree. c:
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XDD
Because someone drinks until they die
...litterally
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Autumn:Captain,'yer a wee bit drunk...maybe ye should sit down and rest for a sec.Ye May have drank all of the rum we have in the barrels and bottles.
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Illusionary: It may be the case, lass.. *hic* But, ye can rest assured we got enough bounty saved to buy the whole crew a barrel apiece! So, go.. Rest awhile, like I need to, lass. We're due to make port in the morn. *stumbles toward her cabin, bottle falling from her hoof. She slams the door behind her*
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Hahahahahaha!!! I like this! Now tell me Illusionary...do you have a jar of dirt? And if so...can you tell me what's inside it? 
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Illusionary: Oh, aye! I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, And guess what's inside it! *holds a jar of dirt up with her magic and prances about drunkenly, stumbling every which way* www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nXSX3…
xD Thank you. Also, I bet you didn't know that scene was unscripted? ;3 pirates.wikia.com/wiki/Jar_of_…
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Oh YEAH! 
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Winter: Captain, I believe you should lay down the Rum. The crew are giving me pressure on illegal drinking.
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Illusionary: *puts a hoof onto your shoulder* Tell me, my wee little sister... *hic* When, in the blue blazes, have pirates ever given a shit about the rules?
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Winter: I see your point, but I'm a FILLY.
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Illusionary: Well, if ye're so aware of yeself, ye shouldn't do it. Gimme that. *grabs the last remaining bottle from her hoof* None of this for ye, then.
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Illusionary: Don't ye blame me for this, I didn't say ye could drink. *take a deep swig from the bottle*
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Winter: *Peers over* COLT OVERBOARD! (Ask who for the joke xP)
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Illusionary: Who? *stops drinking and peers uninterestedly towards the edge of the ship*
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Winter: Me. I've absolutely had it. *Her disappointed expression as she climbed over the edge of the ship was hilarious.*
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Illusionary: *takes off her hat and curtsies* Have fun swimmin' to shore, lass.
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Winter: *swims to an island*
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Aweeeesome!
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