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Cokomon β Full Spectrum Krogan
Published: 2010-03-14 13:46:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 21996; Favourites: 104; Downloads: 1457
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Mass Effect 2 is a great game, it was just missing that one upgrade to dump all that Element Zero into. The one that would spice up all the end game sex scenes. Bioware, I hope youβre taking notes for Mass Effect 3, Shepard will need all the help he can get taking on the Reapers. Of course, someone should remind Shepard about the genophage...Related content
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Uh, Shepard you do realize that if those are genuine Krogan testicles that the odds of you ever having children are exponentially slim to non-existent. Yeah, just remembering the genophage now aren't you?
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But, but... I cured the genophage...
...and then died saving the galaxy.
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who's got the biggest balls, shepard gots the bigest balls!
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Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine, I mean two sets of testicals, so divine!
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Oh hell, know I know why Bioware didnt want to show much in the Romancescenes
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This...I just died a little inside XD
Thank you. <3
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BWUHAHAHAHAA X'DDDD
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I'm just just leaving it there in air...
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Ah, that explain why he can do what he does.
Thank you for providing me with my daily dosage of lulz.
(Why can't we actaully have a bromance with Garrus? That would be awesome!)
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Glad I could help out your day.
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Fem Shepard was like "You guys couldn't have thrown in some extra credits to up my breast size a bit?"
Gawd, having Samara and Miranda standing next to my Shepard is depressing. At least my Shepard has the prettier face.
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i understand i would complain to myself all day about that
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At least my Fem Shepard wasn't as bitchy as Miranda.
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That too. Ever since Jack said that she isn't' a girls club sorta girl, I've invented a girls club between my Shepard, Tali, Gabby, and Kelly. Samara isn't interested and Miranda is not allowed in cause she's ubber bitch.
Donnelly has to suffer listening to them talk about sexy male body parts because they use the Engine room for their meetings.
8D If he speaks of their secrets to anyone outside the club, Shepard will kick his ass.
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That and he sucks at playing poker.
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Kasumi has joined the club and the new meeting place is in her room. 8D
Donnelly has been saved.
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No he can go back to working on his Scotty impression.
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Jokes on him when he finds out he's about infertile as, oh I don't know, ALL krogan.
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Yeah, I mentioned the genophage in the comments. Oh well, I guess this Shepard is more about the killing and less about the loving.
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seeing as their Krogan, i'm guessing their made of steel XD and now he's just going to have the urge to tackle everyone
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Ripping apart Reapers with his bar hands.
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She'll be a little sick at first but then she'll feel better.
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The last panel ties it all together. lol.
*fist bump*
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In Mass Effect 3, he'll have 8 balls.
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OH SNAP!
He's got quad bawlz, *Bro fist bump*.
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He's gonna need a bigger cup.
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Damnit, you made me lol.
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