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Published: 2013-09-03 04:54:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 2839; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 12
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No... Just no...Really?!
Ugh....
HURP?!
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Honestly, dear?
I don't get it.
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Lavender: Hmmmmm....was it anything about nightmares?
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Dream Vania: Ah! Tell me, were there ever any nightmares you had that involved any recognizable figures? Any monsters that you may have seen more than once?
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Lavender: HUmmmm....I dunno. I don't actually pay attention to my nightmares, I'm usually not asleep long enough. Occasionally I find myself having tea with this black octopus looking thing, but other than that nothing out of the ordinary~ Why do you ask?
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Dream Vania: Black Octopus looking thing?! *Sweatdrops* What exactly would that be?
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Lavender: Mmmmm....I dunno. I asked them once, but all that came out sounded like someone smashing a keyboard.
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Dream Vania: Huh?!? *Has a question mark over her head* That makes no sense.
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Lavender: That's what I told them. *a floating tea set appears* Oh yay! *grabs the tea pot and pours two cups, offering one to Dream Vania* Tea?
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Dream Vania: Oh! Why thank you! *Takes a sip but...* MPH!!! *Spits out black ooze* WHAH!? What... was.... *Looks up and sees the black ooze take form of * Oh fudgebars! That was NOT TEA!!!
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Lavender: Hmm? *tips over teacup* Drat! I wanted to drink that... *sees the slender-mane* ...well, that's new.
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Dream Vania: WAKE UP, LAVENDER! WAKE UP!!!
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Lavender: It's not that easy! AND NOBODY MESSES WITH TEA TIME! D8< Excuse me a moment. *disappears in a small blip of light*
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Dream Vania: Did she just leave me with a nightmarish fiend?! I need to get out! WAKE UP, LAVENDER! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I CAN'T LEAVE DREAMS UNLESS YOU WAKE UP!
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*ground begins to violently rumble and a gigantic tank rolls up out of nowhere. The top opens*
Lavender: *pops out with a helmet and war paint* Hiiiii! *waves* I'll try to make this quick~ *goes back inside the tank*
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Dream Vania: *Eyes twitching with a WTF look on her face* Uh... Lavender?! Sweety?!
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Lavender: *from inside the tank* I'd advise you to step back, miss Vania! *aims the barrel of the gun at the Slender-mane*
....*ulp*
Lavender: IMMA FIRIN' MAI LAZER! *The gun begins to load*
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Dream Vania: *Runs away* IJUSTWANTEDHERTOWAKE *Jumps from the explosion UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!! *Hits the ground* Oof!
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*Outside the dream*
Lavender: *asleep* Snrk...zzz...*snaps head up, awake* FOR NARNIAAAA!
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Dream Vania: *Flies out of her head and back into her own body* AAAAAH!!! Oof! Uuuugh.... Laaavendeeeer.... *Dizzy*
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Lavender: *Yawns* Hmmm? Oh hello miss Vania! ...are you ok?
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Dream Vania:.... No... I guess I should've thought that one through.
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Lavender: ...oooh...sorry. *Yaaaaaawn*
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Dream Vania: Hold on, Lavender! Before you fall asleep... too late. *Sigh* Never mind.
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Lavender: *snoring gently on the table, face first into a book*
???: Is Lavender giving you troubles?
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Dream Vania: No, not really. It was my fault for going into her dream without remembering my drawbacks. Wait! Who's there?!
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*A tall white alicorn steps out from behind a tall row of bookcases*
Quill: No need to fear, my name is Quill; I'm the librarian here. You're Dream Vania, yes?
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Dream Vania: We're in a library?!
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Quill: Yes, and I suppose you're wondering why?
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Dream Vania: Well we weren't here before Lavender fell asleep, so yes.
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Quill: Hmmmm...Well, where WERE you when you were with Lavender?
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Dream Vania: Why do you ask?
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Quill: *looks at her over his glasses* I am a librarian; I am good with information.
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Dream Vania: You don't say. Well, may I ask how Lavender got here?
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Quill: On rare occasions she's been known to sleep walk, but she, along with her sisters, like spending much of their free time here. But I suppose it doesn't explain why you're here too.
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Dream Vania: Oh... well... you probably wouldn't believe it if I told you that I was inside her dreams. But she didn't wake up at all when I went into her dreams before. So how did she get all the way over here? Did somepony move her sleeping body?
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Quill: Hmmm...well, it certainly is puzzling. My best guess is she either sleep walked or her sisters dragged her here.
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Quill: It's not often she does it, but it is a possibility.
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Dream Vania: Well, I'm just glad she woke up. Now I can find my body and get back to it. Er... though I don't really know which way to go. We were at the park earlier and that's where she fell asleep. Do you know where the park is?
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Quill: Hmmmm... I can't say I do. I don't often leave my library. But if it helps any, my library is located in the White Tail woods.
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Dream Vania: That's quite a distant from where we were! We were just in Ponyville. Now that I think about it, since when was there a library in these woods?
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Quill: The library is unfortunately rather hard to locate due to magical barriers placed upon it for protection and the outside of the library is rather ominous and creepy, much like that of a haunted house, though those who've actually been inside know better. And what was Lavender doing in Ponyville? She doesn't live there and she has no family residing there either.
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Dream Vania: Well she has a few friends there, myself included.
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Quill: I don't doubt that, though she hasn't elaborated much on that.
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Dream Vania: Okay. But I need to get back to Ponyville now. Where is the exit?
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Quill: It's at the front of the library; here's I'll show you, since the library is rather maze like. You can leave Lavender there to sleep, I'll come back for her.
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Dream Vania: I'd hate to leave her all alone. Perhaps I should find her mother. Ms. Zappz would wonder where she's at.
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Quill: I beg your pardon? Zephyr isn't Lavender's mother; she's too young to adopt in this world and she has other things to worry about.
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Dream Vania: I'm not talking about Zephyr in this world, though. I'm talking about the Zappz of the world that my father speaks of.
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Quill: Lavender does not leave this world and she does NOT travel to the other one. She stays here with her two sisters and mothers. What belongs in this world stays here, for the most part.
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Dream Vania: I don't think you understand.
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