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As most of you watchers should know, I am attempting make a series of comics called Grade E! and I have set up a journal about it.
This does not HAVE to be done, but I suggest for those of you who created a character for the project: create an introduction to the character like this so that way we'll learn/know more about him/her/it ^^

This is the central antagonist of the comic series: the schizophrenic art teacher Mr. Elfman ^^ He is introducing himself to you guys and is stating some stuff about him to try and connect

..VERY FIRST PANEL: Start of teacher prophile *start*
..SECOND: Good evening dear, innocent, sweet, unsuspecting, new students and/or delinquents I am the art teacher Mr. Elfman and I welcome you to Grade E school! I am the teacher and you are the adorable little children who are gonna be attending my jolly good class of smudgy goodness!!
..THIRD: Eeeeyyyyeeeeeeyyyyy~
..FOURTH: I am located in the circus tower (somewhere in this mess)
..FIFTH: I have a wife named Beatrice and she is right here with me right here~ She is so beautiful~ Beatrice and I live with my roommate Kibishikatutu because...
..SIXTH: She is too lazy to get a job!! I am so upset!! I do all the *bleep*ing work around here!! The bum won't move!!
..SEVENTH: But I love her
..EIGHTH: I have had exactly 27 sex changes and I believe in the logic of magic!!
..NINTH: I wanna put scissors in my mouth now, but the calories will 'splode my organs. But I'll do it anyway.
..TENTH: *puts scissors in mouth*
..ELEVENTH: *organs explode* AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
..TWELVE: I am willing to give you students the best years of your cute lives Pinky swear.
..THIRTEENTH: No nee for past preferences for I am quite redeemed My prison days are over, sweethearts. I am all that is healthy
..FOURTEENTH: My father...
..FIFTEENTH: ...was a big fat bully of a meanie! No influence on my modern self at least. *bloody scalpel on his desk*
..SIXTEENTH: Anyhoo, I wish you all a happy school year full of jolly joy and I can't wait to seeeee ya! So long! *small letters say "victims"*
..FINAL PANEL: *Elfman's laughs echo as he disappears in a random cloud of smoke.*
..VERY FINAL: End of teacher prophile *off*

This was fun to do ^^ I've always wanted to create a delusional character like this guy.
Yes, he has an imaginary wife and roommate. Yes, he spent some time in jail. Yes, he's a bit manic. And yes, he's in denial of his loss of reality.
And yes, he's still alive after his organs exploded internally. That's just how Grade E is.

JESUS!! One journal entry and I already got a bunch of people noting me their characters!! I think this might work ^^ (I'm just a little bit perturbed that nearly every single one of the ten characters being submitted are lunatic girls. There's more character than just lunacy in order to be funny, y'know.)

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Comments: 48

ZerosFutureWife [2012-11-15 06:17:13 +0000 UTC]

loling my ass off I laughed at every panel I love your imagination

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chemicaldrinker334 [2012-09-09 19:04:57 +0000 UTC]

this is how I act on suger

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emmanueljmoreno [2012-04-16 03:12:23 +0000 UTC]

He should be voiced by Danny Elfman.

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Izucatdrawing [2011-10-16 00:12:53 +0000 UTC]

Talk about bipolar

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ZombiedevilXD [2011-06-30 04:13:52 +0000 UTC]

He should have gotten the diet scissors. Calories can be a real pain like that.

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Wonder-Woof In reply to ZombiedevilXD [2011-06-30 17:47:48 +0000 UTC]

That made me LOL.

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ZombiedevilXD In reply to Wonder-Woof [2011-06-30 18:53:25 +0000 UTC]

*Hands over diet scissors* They're really yummy try them.

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TragicRewrite [2011-06-28 05:31:24 +0000 UTC]

Wish my art teacher could be this interesting.

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kiwicatlover [2011-05-31 23:51:42 +0000 UTC]

This guy would be SOOOO much more fun than the grumpy art teacher we have at our school. ART CLASS WILL BE FUN EVERYDAY WITH THE POWER OF MAAAAGGIICCCC~

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animetoonz [2011-02-25 02:08:04 +0000 UTC]

This art teacher is a hoot. xD...A bit crazy and kooky though...._.'

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YugiDMega [2011-01-24 18:18:02 +0000 UTC]

I would love to have him as a teacher. I just wouldn't want him to kill me.

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Akatsuki-sisters [2010-10-10 01:47:54 +0000 UTC]

I would love to have him as a teacher!

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DevilRena [2010-08-31 03:05:10 +0000 UTC]

lolz sweet. wish he was our art teacher. hell at my shitty assed middle school we dont even HAVE a fuckin art class! ITS HORRIBLE! oh please mr elfman come teach us what the gifts of artistic talent and insanity spawn. the normals must be leeeaaarned

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darkwings16 [2009-10-14 14:41:57 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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Crusnik-O2 [2009-09-27 02:54:04 +0000 UTC]

xD hehe. Ill have to draw up my characters intro sometime.

O_o is it okay if one of the teachers is somewhat .... dare I say... SANE?

xD cause you know, marrying a sycotic bunny hitman is totally sane. Anywho...

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SoraVHacker [2009-09-13 17:27:41 +0000 UTC]

I don't understand how i didn't read this before doing anything, it must have disappeared. >.< but very good and I can't wait for Grade E

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MartinicaLupoSorella [2009-09-13 00:21:06 +0000 UTC]

OMG this made me laugh so hard!
I love this guy so much
Question; is there any type of character you haven't gotten yet but you would like to have in your story?

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CountANDRA In reply to MartinicaLupoSorella [2009-09-13 04:03:37 +0000 UTC]

Well, I don't have much staff members such as janitors or hall monitors or security or even villains to go against Grade E yet O_O;
Create whatever character you want and just have fun with it ^^

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FireFreaksRus [2009-09-12 14:02:36 +0000 UTC]

oh, how awsome! already my favorite teacher, and the series hasn't started yet!

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Nikki1705 [2009-09-12 01:10:52 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! he's awesome!!

If his introduction was this, Vendetta would run away. Then trip and fall flat on her face.

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InvaderSTELLAR [2009-09-11 19:31:45 +0000 UTC]

It's AWESOME so far~! I wish i had a insane teahcer... THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!!

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ILoveRhun [2009-09-11 02:05:28 +0000 UTC]

Mr. Elfman is THE BEST ART TEACHER EVER!!!
And the school looks freakin' awesome. It just does.

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InvaderSymz [2009-09-11 01:36:22 +0000 UTC]

I.......love you *goes blind by the sheer brightness of your awesomeness* XD.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!" <- Oh hell yes. Them scissors got 'om nomnomnomnomnom'd.' Totally jealous.

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nkatsuki [2009-09-10 22:22:34 +0000 UTC]

o...
M...
F...
J!!!
DUDE, HES FRIGGIN AWESOME! sooo cool!!
I think i just fell in love with that mal-oman! (male+ woman XD)
i wanna make mai character profile thingy now, but i cant draw comics...or bodies i can only draw heads(my math/science notebook is full of them, and most of them are just a bunch of emotions for one character XDD)
aaaaaaaaaanyway, still totally lovin your art! ^^
PEACE!

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AnimexFytraps [2009-09-10 22:08:51 +0000 UTC]

I want to take art with him now! o-o
his organs can s'lode and he can still live?!?! EPIC!

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slight-obstruction [2009-09-10 20:56:50 +0000 UTC]

that's all the best teacher's i've ever had, combined. awesome intro. i had to fave it. i love how your characters, although most of them are insane in some way, are all so unique...

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Katsunichi [2009-09-10 19:29:16 +0000 UTC]

oh.....mai......gawd.....
I LOVE HIM!!!!
THAT'S IT, I AM NOW OFFICIALLY ENROLLING MYSELF IN GRADE E!!!!!!!!!!
NO IFs ANDs OR BUTs ABOUT IT!!!!!!!
I will send you the character that is my anime form.

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Silver-flight [2009-09-10 19:27:28 +0000 UTC]

just a question, to the characters have to be completely human? would you like them to be?

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CountANDRA In reply to Silver-flight [2009-09-10 20:09:55 +0000 UTC]

Well, the point is to make the characters of Grade E as original and radiant and eccentric as possible, so your character doesn't have to be human ^^

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Silver-flight In reply to CountANDRA [2009-09-11 00:41:06 +0000 UTC]

ok

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Shelagal [2009-09-10 14:54:58 +0000 UTC]

xDDDD
Expertly demented and incredibly original, also very different. o 3o.

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MuiMushroom [2009-09-10 14:23:02 +0000 UTC]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! I love him already!! Awesome character indeed!!

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frisca-freak [2009-09-10 12:30:25 +0000 UTC]

...I forgot to say this, but it he is amazing! XD I love the scissors thing!

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frisca-freak [2009-09-10 11:21:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh cool! now I must draw mine... I need motivation! quick! before the idea dies! D:

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WolfeyFox [2009-09-10 10:28:49 +0000 UTC]

This is amazing! That teacher is fantastic (and any other synonyms pertaining to that)! I look forward to the rest!

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Pteradolphin18 [2009-09-10 10:04:54 +0000 UTC]

omgZ!!!!!
i have to finish my character!
see, i created this ten-year-old cannible named Lulubelle lol^^, and she's like got this sweet outside personality, but she'll kill you if you cross her n stuff, I havent gotten color to her yet v_v....she's already inked, cut, and pasted onto her background, i just need to add her skin colors and shade her dress.

but omg i laughed when Elfman ate the scissors lol^^
this opening reminds me of jhonen vasquez's style stuff. ^^ lolz.
this is gonna be one awesome story

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FuzzyxPanda [2009-09-10 05:30:22 +0000 UTC]

Omg this is great. I love this guy.

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mexican-jo-cool [2009-09-10 04:09:45 +0000 UTC]

DUDE!! THIS IS FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!!!

Sorry my one psychotic said person is a "Looney Tune" chick (if ya know wut i mean)....then again, that just makes it even moar funny

STRETCH HER PERSONALITY BEYOND THE LIMITS!!!

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jocosejoni [2009-09-10 03:32:11 +0000 UTC]

GOOD LORD! I'm practically speachless here.

I mean...I was reading this and it just struck me like...FRICKEN AWESOME! It made me remember a random comic I did for the hell of it. I had promised myself to draw JUST like it enters my head and...I got a LOAD of random crap in it.( I'd try to explain it, but...it wouldn't make a damn bit of sense to anyone. You'd have to read it, and have me there to explain it. "Now, Joni...Satan...Why is there a Fridge bigger than the planet, and WHY is Leo whispering in Lucian's ear 'I wanna skip down a meadow with you?'?!" "Because my dear...I don't know." Thats what would happen...)

This..is...GAHH!!! I love this man. Pfft..."Pinky swear" I LOVE THAT!!!!

I'm so gonna have to do one of these...SO GONNA.

And Animated Andi... If you need more characters with an XY characteristic instead of just loony-bin approved XX.... I'm game for more peeps than just Alfred. O_O Totally dude. I can rummage up some old doodles and slap a background on them.

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XtransylvanianX [2009-09-10 03:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Pffft. Like Danny Elfman?

"But I love her. Shhh, it's okay."


xDDDD

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togpie222 [2009-09-10 02:41:53 +0000 UTC]

OMG!! I'M DYING! I'M DYING! I LOVE THIS GUY ALREADY AND I HAVEN'T EVEN DRAWN UP MY CHARACTER FOR GRADE E YET!

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ATeenageWitchling [2009-09-10 02:30:06 +0000 UTC]

8D THE FIRST!

Eee, this is fun already XD
I really like Mr. Elfman's (omg! Elfman starts with E! Grade E!! LOL!) design!! I really can't tell what his current gender is. At times he behaves kinda girly..but in others, he looks like a guy! Those types of characters are some of my favorites (like Chrona from Soul Eater..and there's another one, but I can't recall...those are just examples, though. Mr. Elfman is delightfully original )

*skips off to make profiles

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darkmagic287 [2009-09-10 02:26:25 +0000 UTC]

Quick Question, How would you like me to draw AJ?

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WinterSorceress [2009-09-10 02:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! You're amazing wth expressions as always. I am now very interested in this new story.

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CountANDRA In reply to WinterSorceress [2009-09-10 02:26:20 +0000 UTC]

Well, it's not really a story. It's just a series of comic strips based on certain characters in an insane school for crazy people ^^ In my journal I asked people to make up their own students or teachers to contribute to the project ^^

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WinterSorceress In reply to CountANDRA [2009-09-10 02:41:55 +0000 UTC]

Or actually a quiet yet secretly disturbed student who always seems to be writing. Sound familar? (Sorry if I'm bugging you a lot today)

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WinterSorceress In reply to CountANDRA [2009-09-10 02:30:38 +0000 UTC]

Story, comic strips...same thing to me. I still have yet to come up with my own character for your story, I mean comic strips ( ). How does a Creative Writing teacher sound? (I don't know...)

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NoRFairs98 [2009-09-10 02:23:26 +0000 UTC]

WOW awsome

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