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Published: 2010-04-23 22:46:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 4341; Favourites: 72; Downloads: 0
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[link]During my art block, I get into a Cabaret Wannabe mood because it allows me to color better for some reason
I think its because the story itself is very bright, so... yeah.Anyways, this is a part of the story in which the main child character Blanka (who grows up to be the eccentric emcee Razz Matazz) is taken off the street by a cruel rich mistress who owned a theater and saw potential in him.
She threatened to cut off his antennas if he did not work for her and so he was forced to sing "I've Got No Strings" from the Disney film Pinocchio onstage at her dining theater.
He escapes the theater by blinding the mistress, splashing alcohol into her eyes and running off.
For you readers of Decembersville: YES, this is EXTREMELY ironic.
Yes, I traditionally colored this!
The only digital coloring is the gray background.Cabaret Wannabe (c) Andi
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sssshhh baby razz
its gonna be okay
sortaΒ
kinda
...
sssshhhhh
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Faved due to the pure, awesome power of irony.
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That is...extremly ironic...
Love dhat little Razz! He's so cute!
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ya know whats REALLY ironic about what hes singing? that he was holding down the other people with strings
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lol i love how you say dahling (even though i cant hear you i can imagen it
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hehehe doesnt feel so good does it Emcee? >XD
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Oh the irony XD Maybe it built chracter and so he decided to share that chracter....with everyone
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lol poor razz, he must have gone crazy to keep a theather that gave him so many bad memories, but people are strange like that, his outfit is so cute though!!
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:3 This looks awesome, I really like it when you color stuff traditionally, but even better when it's both digital and traditional. It makes for very cool pieces, such as this one. Well done
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Ah, I Got No Strings. I'm willing to bet that that song is floating in the back of everyone's head, and somepeople are like "Gee, I need some poker money. I'll make my kid sing that."
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WOOT! WOOT!!! 
When I saw this, I started to sing the song like Razz, and my sister gave me a look! 
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This is adorable!!!
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I think it's every child's nightmare to perform this song. I don't know why.
- Kai
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Aww, this is so cute. And quite ironic as well. Which makes it even more awesome somehow! XD
Great job as always!
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Thank you so much, Shannon!
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You're very welcome!
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D'Aww~~ He's so cute. The poor thing, not his cute lil' antennas!
......
xD Love the irony. Emcee and Sophia would have quite a lot to talk about...you know, if he wasn't dead, and Sophia wasn't deathly afraid of him.
You know, all this back story makes Emcee's death even sadder. I'm gonna go sit in a corner and cry now....
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Indeed, the Emcee and Sophia would have a LOT to talk about if she was not terrified of him and if he wasn't impaled through the stomach and left stapled to a wall all alone in the cold.
Of, you think this stuff is sad? Wait till I ever submit the story itself. By the end you'll be bawling your eyes out.
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Oh, Hon.
EMCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -gasp- -pantpant- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah, his story starts off hilarious and rather colorful, but by the end things get a bit grim and that's when all the bad crap starts to happen
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Much sadness~~ D: But at least it's gonna be a fun ride, eh?
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Ohhhhhhh, you bet! A VERY fun ride full of "WTF" coincidences and gun-slinging transvestites and grand theft auto FAILS and the Emcee thinking he's a woman and even attempting to convert himself to a monastery.
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Emcee in a Monastery.
.....
...........
OHGODYES
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Yes indeed, my friend. O_O; There, he tries to get into the "Jesus Magic" and starts seeing EVERY SINGLE THING as a sign from Heaven (like a white chair. Don't ask.)
Then there's that part that he gets drugged and screws Cupid in a car thinking he's his girlfriend (and Cupid just goes along with it because that's how he is).
Then there's the part when he meets a bunch of women who said murdered their boyfriends because they treated them like toys and the Emcee gets so scared that he turns himself into a lady that sees men as devils.
And it does not end there at all.
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Ho-damn. -looks at Emcee-
...
-pulls up a couch and motions for him to sit-
Now Mister...Emcee, is it? I sense you may have some...identity issues~
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Emcee: Identity A-WHAT? O_O; The Emcee has-a not the tinge of a clue what you are-a speaking of, baby. ^_^
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ME NEITHER Can I have a hug?! :3 Pleeeeeaaaase?
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Emcee: *hops up off the chair and opens arms* LET US-A HUG INTO THE SPARKLING 70'S, BABY~!!
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Emcee: *hugging you while spinning around*
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-getting dizzy- ORGY-What?!?! GaawaaaahHHahaallll~~~~
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Emcee: *stops spinning yet is still holding you limply* OOH! LET US-A HIRE SOME PRETTY LADIES! WE CAN ALL-A PLAY "QUEEN OF THE HILL" if-a you catch-a my drift!!
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-is just kinda.....hanging there- UhhhwaaahhHHhahaooooooooullllll..........? QUeen OF thE wha-? -is nauseous- What with the drifting and the catching and ladies and whaaaaa----......
?
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Emcee: *throws you on a couch with no care* The Emcee will-a be back in a second! *spins out of the room like a yellow tornado while laughing maniacally* HEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA~!!
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-is suddenly fine- >.> <.< -gets the heck outta here before Emcee comes back with-a God-knows who/what-
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-just lying there, half dead- Ughhhhhhhh..........I think my stomach just jumped into my head......blllllllaaaaaaa...........heeeeeeeelp.........x_x
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awwww!
yeah, it is ironic....
[XD listening to repo! soundtrack]
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AWWW~! He's so cute~! I love the background~! Good job.
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I love his shoes for some reason O.O
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lol you'd think he'd know better then to do those things when he grows up! hahaha
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*sigh* Some people never ever learn
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and he's just a perfect example! haha
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I LOVE RAZZ MATAZZ!!XD He was a cute kid!X3
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it is quite ironic...
but anywho
I enjoy this.god job andi ^^
I love how be looks as a child >w<
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This. Is. Quite. Colourful. Unusual. And. Poor. Blanka. Quite.
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again, I absoloutly love the colouring in this!
...Ironical.. I think, is an understatement |D.
awwww~ he looks so cuuute~!
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It truly is quite the understatement 
Puppet strings.
A blackmailing performance.
Blinding the villain to run away.
He and Sophia share the same bad luck
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