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Published: 2010-02-20 17:30:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 4471; Favourites: 99; Downloads: 0
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TW: "Now, now, now, Zero. There is one and ONLY one way to end this tremendous little calamity."
Zero: "A-and how is that?"
TW: "BY A-FIRING THE CANNON!!"
Darkchovi: "NO!! NO CANNON!! Why is it always cannon with you!?"

My original character TW Hazel, who will be in the final draft version of Decembersville and is the rebel leader, has only one solution on how to end your problems: "WITH A CANNON!!"

How do you get handcuffs off?
WITH A CANNON!!
The secret is out! What do we do!?
USE THE CANNON!!
I'm bleeding.
CANNON!!

TW is cool and everything and takes his job as a rebel fighter seriously, but... NO. ^^

ME: I'm tied up in these ropes and I need them off.
TW: THEN LET US USE THE--
ME: No! No cannon! No cannon, you dumbass!
TW: Tsk. I was going to say pocket-knife, you rude rude thing. *throws pocket knife away and skips off in the distance* Rude indeed!

Here was his first doodle -->

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Comments: 65

OldKeys [2010-02-20 18:12:59 +0000 UTC]

I think I'm in love!He's such a handsome bag of crazy~ Cannons fix /everything/. Even bullet wounds. And that tear in the Ozone. Hell, cannons can divide by zero.

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CountANDRA In reply to OldKeys [2010-02-22 03:16:57 +0000 UTC]

YES. Legend says Chuck Norris was beaten by a cannon. You got a knot in your hair? AIM THE CANNON AT IT AND ALL WILL BE FINE!! Hell, cannons can cure diseases!

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OldKeys In reply to CountANDRA [2010-02-23 00:58:48 +0000 UTC]

Cannons can cure freaking /AIDS/!

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Kyuubi-no-Kyuu [2010-02-20 17:45:22 +0000 UTC]

...I like him already! Because a cannon certainly takes care of aaaaall problems! *surprise-glomps him* ^^

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CountANDRA In reply to Kyuubi-no-Kyuu [2010-02-22 03:12:07 +0000 UTC]

A cannon most certainly solves EVERYTHING!! World hunger, war, debt, EVERYTHING!!

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Kyuubi-no-Kyuu In reply to CountANDRA [2010-02-22 06:17:24 +0000 UTC]

It certainly does! Now I know what'll solve my cold-problem! A CANNON!!!

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Ponsii [2010-02-20 17:36:07 +0000 UTC]

... Is it just me or may this guy be a little bit nuts? O_o

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CountANDRA In reply to Ponsii [2010-02-20 17:38:25 +0000 UTC]

A "little"!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA~!!

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Ponsii In reply to CountANDRA [2010-02-20 17:38:57 +0000 UTC]

... A lot then |D

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CountANDRA In reply to Ponsii [2010-02-20 17:40:05 +0000 UTC]

Indeed so, my dear ^^

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Wreven367 [2010-02-20 17:35:10 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE IT!
Man, I wish TW and Ollie were in this particular draft of Decembersville.
I have no intent on publishing any of my stories. Sue me. I have $120. *hands you fist full of cash* My mama wonders why I write if I don't want to sell. -_-

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CountANDRA In reply to Wreven367 [2010-02-20 17:37:55 +0000 UTC]

Well, sometimes artists prefer if they keep their stories in their own mind because it makes them comfortable and/or its more fun for them to maintain their imagination on the inside than on the out ^^ Like, D-ville is the only story I plan on publishing (but who know, maybe it won't be published in the end). The rest I am just like... meeehhhhhhh, I'd rather make a film ^^
There's nothing wrong about that

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Wreven367 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-02-20 17:41:09 +0000 UTC]

I just write for fun.
The Town actually kinda sucks. But its fun to write so I do it anyway.
In the future, I'm probably gonna do something in animation, and write in my spare time, and see if that gets me anywhere. *shrugs*

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jocosejoni [2010-02-20 17:34:58 +0000 UTC]

The cannon's sound effect: "FFFFFWAM."

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