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TW: "Now, now, now, Zero. There is one and ONLY one way to end this tremendous little calamity."
Zero: "A-and how is that?"
TW: "BY A-FIRING THE CANNON!!"
Darkchovi: "NO!! NO CANNON!! Why is it always cannon with you!?"

My original character TW Hazel, who will be in the final draft version of Decembersville and is the rebel leader, has only one solution on how to end your problems: "WITH A CANNON!!"

How do you get handcuffs off?
WITH A CANNON!!
The secret is out! What do we do!?
USE THE CANNON!!
I'm bleeding.
CANNON!!

TW is cool and everything and takes his job as a rebel fighter seriously, but... NO. ^^

ME: I'm tied up in these ropes and I need them off.
TW: THEN LET US USE THE--
ME: No! No cannon! No cannon, you dumbass!
TW: Tsk. I was going to say pocket-knife, you rude rude thing. *throws pocket knife away and skips off in the distance* Rude indeed!

Here was his first doodle -->

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Comments: 65

Crooked-Cosmonaut [2014-02-28 16:21:06 +0000 UTC]

when life gives you lemons...blow them up...with a cannon.



that's a good way to make pulp less fruit juice ^^

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NuttyJimmyFan [2013-10-09 06:33:24 +0000 UTC]

I read this. Then this is what happened.

 

My little brother: The bully pushed me. What do I do tomorrow?

Mental me: USE A CANNON!!!

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CountPencil [2013-06-30 03:43:12 +0000 UTC]

USE THE CANNON!!!!!!

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tharailwaydra [2011-12-09 04:45:52 +0000 UTC]

FFFFFF!- this reminds me of a parady i watched. prob would go like this:
TW:u like bannanas?
me: wha- er yea?
TW: well u aint gonna find any bannanas- ON THE MOOOOOOOON! *blasts me off by cannon* BEE-YEEETCH! HAHAA,-send me the next freak! X'p

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4r4chn4phobi4 [2011-09-07 09:45:03 +0000 UTC]

LMAOOO

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Lost-the-Sky [2011-08-27 23:45:03 +0000 UTC]

So it is cannon in Decembersville that Mister TW, whom I shall call the cannon man, uses the cannon to the cannons greatest effect as said cannon?

Besides the fact that I wanted to see how many times I could use the word cannon in one sentence, well done, I like it!

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Spastic-Clapping [2011-07-18 02:26:42 +0000 UTC]

I didn't know the answer to one of the questions on my World Studies unit test, so I wrote 'CANNON'.

My teacher still gave me half credit. He's the coolest teacher.

Hazel would've been really helpful in Harry Potter.
'Oh no, a basilisk! Whatever should I do?'
CANNON.
'Oh no, how am I supposed to defeat a dragon?'
CANNON.
'Oh no, we can't figure out how to destroy these horcruxes!'
CANNON.

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CountANDRA In reply to Spastic-Clapping [2011-07-20 18:10:17 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFFFFFFFFT!! What wonderful madness has TW Hazel corrupted you with!! XDD

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Spastic-Clapping In reply to CountANDRA [2011-07-20 20:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes, such wonderful CANNON. I mean madness.

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TragicRewrite [2011-06-28 20:33:54 +0000 UTC]

The answer to everything is no longer 42, it is now CANNON.

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pokeartperson [2011-02-17 01:47:27 +0000 UTC]

CANNON! XD

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raynexsunny [2011-01-13 14:35:25 +0000 UTC]

I used this at school and everybody gave me a weird look XD "Aw damn I broke my pencil"
CANNON!
XDDDD

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princessroadkamelot [2010-11-15 15:44:49 +0000 UTC]

looks like he knows how to solve ALL my problems. I should really follow in his footsteps XD

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LeafItAllBehind [2010-11-15 04:06:38 +0000 UTC]

... He sounds a tad... trigger happy XDDD

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CountANDRA In reply to LeafItAllBehind [2010-11-15 04:08:02 +0000 UTC]

Nobody said he was a mentally-healthy man! XD

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LeafItAllBehind In reply to CountANDRA [2010-11-15 04:49:35 +0000 UTC]

XDD That is so very true. If someone did, they were lying.

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ahtnamaseed [2010-11-15 04:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Seems like a reasonable answer to everything.

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CountANDRA In reply to ahtnamaseed [2010-11-15 04:02:59 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't it just? XD

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ahtnamaseed In reply to CountANDRA [2010-11-15 04:11:22 +0000 UTC]

We can just carry em around everywhere and use them to fix everyday problems. Like if someone cuts in front of you, you can be all *BOOM* "no cutsies!"

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CountANDRA In reply to ahtnamaseed [2010-11-15 04:13:11 +0000 UTC]

Precisely! Just be like "I DON'T THINK SO~" Or you could do that if your teacher gives you a failing grade. Oh jeez, you'd be the most epic young gun on campus. XD

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ahtnamaseed In reply to CountANDRA [2010-11-15 04:40:28 +0000 UTC]

YEAH! It'd be awesome! I wouldn't go to jail or anything!

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FelineAficionada [2010-10-24 14:41:24 +0000 UTC]

I love this idea! Nothing can go wrong when you have a cannon!
I thought this was funny when I first saw it a few weeks ago, but apparently it had more of an impression on me than I first realized; I've nearly answered my family's questions of "How are you going to do that?" or "How is that possible?" with "With a cannon!"

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RemedyForYourDisease [2010-08-16 18:04:25 +0000 UTC]

I think I love this man. <3

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KwartzKitten [2010-08-04 16:05:48 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I had to this one. Cannon! Hehehehehee...

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CountANDRA In reply to KwartzKitten [2010-08-05 20:05:40 +0000 UTC]

Gotta love cannon-obsessed crazies.

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Pleasently-Morbid [2010-06-13 14:48:56 +0000 UTC]

I dig his cannon. It matches his pants so perfectely XD

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Nyeeh [2010-06-13 01:58:06 +0000 UTC]

Omfg I love this @_@ Must read your story!
T'is like... Dr. Seuss on shrooms.
Well... More shrooms than normal >.>"

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AliceHigurashi [2010-04-17 23:02:01 +0000 UTC]

I got 5 in geograpy, how can I level up? I know! I`ll use a CANNON!

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Ideosyncrasy [2010-03-21 17:55:18 +0000 UTC]

8D

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gothica-maru [2010-02-28 22:34:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh man...this HAS to be one of my favorites from you. I love his teeth lol, and all the little bits and pieces in there! I dunno, I just really really really like this one! if I could fav it a hundered times I would XDDD

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WhiteFlameNuntis [2010-02-27 03:16:03 +0000 UTC]

He's got to be my favorite XD
You make such awsome characters with the most creative personality's!

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slight-obstruction [2010-02-26 22:10:23 +0000 UTC]

is it just me, or has the art block fallen away and left you EVEN MORE TALENTED THAN BEFORE? i love the compositions and your details in clothes and.... cannons. and everything else. in the other recent uploads, too.

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ShadowInTheHall [2010-02-23 00:12:43 +0000 UTC]

O.O .......is it possible to love your twisted people any more? Because I just did. *is very proud of herself* I'm addin' that to my signature!

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books-are-my-life [2010-02-22 19:31:08 +0000 UTC]

Um... interesting way of getting free! I like it!
The cannons shall rule once more!

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Gigibell [2010-02-22 13:54:57 +0000 UTC]

cannon!! hahha thats so awesome! but if I had a cool, super duper, nifty looking cannon like that, I would want to use it a lot too

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frisca-freak [2010-02-22 11:41:09 +0000 UTC]

...FIRE THE CANNON!!!

That guy has the right idea. XD

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froggirl123 [2010-02-21 16:55:59 +0000 UTC]

pfffffft

i'm bleeding!

CANNON! XD

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CountANDRA In reply to froggirl123 [2010-02-24 23:16:02 +0000 UTC]

CANNONS ARE THE ANSWER TO ALL!!!

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froggirl123 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-02-28 05:09:26 +0000 UTC]

lol maybe it's the answer to the bonus question on my next test~!

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torriaa-42 [2010-02-21 03:45:32 +0000 UTC]

EPIC!
Cannon is the answer to all questions!

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CountANDRA In reply to torriaa-42 [2010-02-22 03:24:22 +0000 UTC]

NO KIDDING!!!! ^^ Cannons know ALL!!

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FuzzyxPanda [2010-02-20 23:39:34 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahaha best idea I've ever heard. Hey I'm out a job, what do I do? CANNON.

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Spasm101 [2010-02-20 21:37:01 +0000 UTC]

my sister and I are having so much fun with this joke.. Hey, Cat, I need help with my math homework! --Cannon!-- Crud the DVD player's busted! --CANNON-- so..yeah.. Look what you've started!

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CountANDRA In reply to Spasm101 [2010-02-22 03:18:57 +0000 UTC]

rofl I'm so glad to have made the two of you enjoy yourselves with the GREAT CANNON!! lol We would not shut up about it in art class ^^
Do you get what I'm telling you!? CANNONS ARE THE ANSWERS TO ALL!!!

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Spasm101 In reply to CountANDRA [2010-02-22 04:45:35 +0000 UTC]

you know what? It's better than the Magic 8 Ball..

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WinterSorceress [2010-02-20 18:35:31 +0000 UTC]

So awesome. I'm starting to really like him. Ollie's still my favorite out of the two of them though.

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CountANDRA In reply to WinterSorceress [2010-02-21 02:38:53 +0000 UTC]

lol I gotta draw a picture of Ollie kicking her brother while he's crying like a big baby

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WinterSorceress In reply to CountANDRA [2010-02-21 02:40:31 +0000 UTC]

That would be amusingly awesome.

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CountANDRA In reply to WinterSorceress [2010-02-21 02:44:43 +0000 UTC]

Yet so terribly cruel ^^

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WinterSorceress In reply to CountANDRA [2010-02-21 03:49:19 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. Unfortunetely, being cruel is just so much fun.

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