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Published: 2011-03-18 21:16:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 8385; Favourites: 305; Downloads: 38
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Just say those wonderful words, and you too can have a life like this!----
Made the poster, but pic's not mine. Found it somewhere on google.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA XD
It's gonna be a blood bath
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If this is how it starts, the honeymoon will be FANTASTIC! XD
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Really mate?
I'd love to see where this is going
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Dam...I was about to say that
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If you wanna know how it ends, just watch mr and mrs smith.
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Suddenly, I am reminded of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
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Just as awesomely as it began.
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YES!!XD
I'm gonna use with it right now!!
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It ends in epic duels to the death followed by steamy angry sex...
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Yes because people can have sex when they're dead.
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Necrophilia's a thing and one might survive from the resulting bloodshed.
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This is how it starts.
It ends with assault rifles and rocket launchers.
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So, they're bring back the old "Shotgun Wedding", huh? XD
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The bride has a simple handgun while the groom has a much bigger and more powerful gun-a perfect example of gender inequity.
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A bullet to the head means instant sure-death regardless.
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I'll take the figures...dun wanna get married!!!
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'Tis coolness.
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"The one who thinks marriage is a 50-50 proposition either does not understand fractions or the opposite gender." - Dian Ritter.
Actually, I've heard about divorce parties where a cake like this is served. I think this is actually a divorce cake.
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How the hell'd the guy manage to hide a shotgun when the bride only has a pistol? She's wearing a dress, for pete's sake!
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The world may never know.
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Maybe I should get this cake for my wedding. XD
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