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"One thing goddesses like to argue about is how big you should be. That’s a weird question for mortals who are bound by things like ‘the square-cube law’ and ‘the boundaries of physics,’ but for goddesses it’s a serious question. When you can change your size to be anything from tinier than an atom to larger than a universe, there's a lot of options.

When I was just starting out, I made my body big. Really big. As in, one-hair-is-larger-than-the-multiverse big. My true form is infinite, so at the time I thought just being finitely large was a good compromise. I only used that size for a second, though, because the first time I blinked with my new body the force of my eyelids moving caused the entire multiverse to collapse. One cosmic inflation later, I resized myself to be about the size of your observable universe. That was a lot smaller, but even then my sheer size caused all sorts of terrible destruction. I turned around once and my tits wiped whole superclusters from existence. The sensation of several quadrillion solar systems bouncing off my tits was quite fun, if terrifying for the mortals who happen to live in those solar systems. Poor guys. I always reverse the timeline whenever stuff like that happens. There's no harm if nobody experienced it in the first place, right?

I was still clearly too large to meaningfully interact with mortals, so I resized myself again. This time, I made myself about the size of a gas giant. This size suited me a lot better. One cool perk of being at this size is that space acts like a gigantic playground. You can do stuff like tanning yourself by a star, doing weightlifting with black holes, and collecting interesting moons to orbit around your body. One lovely discovery was a couple nebulae made of alcohol. If you go searching, you can even find nebulae that taste like rum. At this size, mortals also started to worship me. Believe it or not, at the larger sizes I was literally too large for mortals to see me, even with their most advanced technology. I guess that it just doesn’t cross their minds that their entire supercluster might be floating between a goddess’ thighs…

These days, I switch to whatever size suits my work. If I’m painting a picture, I’ll be human-sized. If I’m changing out the fundamental laws of the universe, I’ll go up to universe-sized. I think I’ve ironed most of the kinks of size-shifting, but I still occasionally cause unintended destruction. There was the time that a planet hit my glasses when I was sun-sized... The less said about that the better!”

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"One thing goddesses like to argue about is how big you should be. That’s a weird question for mortals who are bound by things like ‘the square-cube law’ and ‘the boundaries of physics,’ but for goddesses it’s a serious question. When you can change your size to be anything from tinier than an atom to larger than a universe, there's a lot of options.

When I was just starting out, I made my body big. Really big. As in, one-hair-is-larger-than-the-multiverse big. My true form is infinite, so at the time I thought just being finitely large was a good compromise. I only used that size for a second, though, because the first time I blinked with my new body the force of my eyelids moving caused the entire multiverse to collapse. One cosmic inflation later, I resized myself to be about the size of your observable universe. That was a lot smaller, but even then my sheer size caused all sorts of terrible destruction. I turned around once and my tits wiped whole superclusters from existence. The sensation of several quadrillion solar systems bouncing off my tits was quite fun, if terrifying for the mortals who happen to live in those solar systems. Poor guys. I always reverse the timeline whenever stuff like that happens. There's no harm if nobody experienced it in the first place, right?

I was still clearly too large to meaningfully interact with mortals, so I resized myself again. This time, I made myself about the size of a gas giant. This size suited me a lot better. One cool perk of being at this size is that space acts like a gigantic playground. You can do stuff like tanning yourself by a star, doing weightlifting with black holes, and collecting interesting moons to orbit around your body. One lovely discovery was a couple nebulae made of alcohol. If you go searching, you can even find nebulae that taste like rum. At this size, mortals also started to worship me. Believe it or not, at the larger sizes I was literally too large for mortals to see me, even with their most advanced technology. I guess that it just doesn’t cross their minds that their entire supercluster might be floating between a goddess’ thighs…

These days, I switch to whatever size suits my work. If I’m painting a picture, I’ll be human-sized. If I’m changing out the fundamental laws of the universe, I’ll go up to universe-sized. I think I’ve ironed most of the kinks of size-shifting, but I still occasionally cause unintended destruction. There was the time that a planet hit my glasses when I was sun-sized... The less said about that the better!”