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CSImadmax — Let the Games Begin
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that hairdo style was banned in almost all Equestria for a reason.Related content
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Ahh. Your dark humor never ceases.
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That's what you get for dissing Cloudsdale, Shining.
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Well, Cloudsdale probably couldn't have the Games or 2/3 of the competitors would probably just fall through the clouds... unless Celestia put a spell on all of them, but she may be too lazy.
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"That's a lovely, lovely mane"
"Let the games begin"
And the ground collapses...
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That's one dangerous hairstyle.
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Yeah, I'm glad that we write in text because writing with broken pencils is pointless.
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Oh, we've got a sharp one over here...
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Go ahead, I'm pretty sure you have something punny to say.
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I cant think of anything at this point.
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A fellow pun enthusiast? Knife to meet you.
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There's nothing like a little slice of life.
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I'm not one to mince words; I really do love puns.
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Yes, puns are the on the cutting edge of comedy nowadays. Best not to leave any on the cutting room floor.
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I agree with you completely. I'd rather be flayed alive than with an opportunity for a good pun!
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You want to be flayed alive? I can help you with that!
Uh I mean yay for puns! Heh heh.
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You know what's the only thing I love more than puns?
...CUPCAKES.
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I love cupcakes too!
Cupcakes are just muffins with frosting!
What?
No, Derpy.
Cupcakes are much more than that!
Now come here and I'll show you why.
Um no thanks, Pinkie. I've got some mail to deliver. *flies off*
But...cupcakes.
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I would hug you, Pinkie, but I'm allergic to knives being repeatedly shoved into my vital arteries.
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Me too!
Want to know what I'm not allergic to?
Popcorn!
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Well then lets eat some! *shoves face into popcorn*
Plot twist: the popcorn was actually a pile of RAZOR-SHARP KNIVES
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Hmm, this tastes funny.
Not how popcorn usually tastes.
Too many un-popped kernels, maybe?
Unless...
Knives.
Hey popcorn vendor! I paid for popcorn! Not knives!
I think it's time to make a new batch of cupcakes.
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*Doesn't say anything because he has KNIVES IN HIS FACE*
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Well, that's one way to get facial piercings.
Um, don't you think he should be taken to the hospital? He's losing alot of blood.
What, you don't think I'm funny?
Of course, because your humor is so much more important than someone dying from blood loss.
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I would totally laugh if I wasn't bleeding out right now, celestia.
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Do you want me to heal you? All you have to do is ask.
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I wish I could hear what you were saying, but unfortunately I have a steak knife and a unfortunately sharp cheese spreader lodged in my right and left inner ear, respectively.
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PERHAPS THOU CAN HEAR US IF WE USE THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!! WE SHALL NOW PERFORM A HEALING SPELL!!
WE COMMAND THOU TO BE FREED FROM ALL INSTRUMENTS OF DEATH AND TO RECOVER FROM ALL THE INJURIES THEY HAVE INFLICTED UPON THEE!! *insert healing spell here*
Feel better now?
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Excellent. Glad to help.
^Performs healing spells like a boss
Isn't my little sister just the coolest?! I'm so proud!
Aw come on, sis. You're embarrassing me.
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*whispers* "Princess Cadence is best princess."
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Yes! Now this guy knows what he's talking about!
Cadence? Cadence didn't save your life.
This is why I just made jokes instead of helping. I knew better.
Don't be silly, you three. Everypony knows that I'm best princess now.
You're kidding, right?
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*Snort* I think I landed in somepony's coke stash. *Bigger snort* ...Yep, definately coke.
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And what, pray tell, is this "coke" you speak of?
I believe it's a soft drink.
Open...closed...open...closed...
Pinkie, what in tarnation are you doin'?
I'm in a band!
Me too!
Huh? Since when?
Yeah! Coolest costume ever!
Rainbow? Where'd you come from?
Can somepony please tell me what the hay is goin' on?!
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I don't know. Here, have some of my coke.
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Sorry, but ah'm more of an...herbal pony if ya know what ah mean.
Applejack, are you high?
What?! How'd ya find out!? Who told ya?!
Looks like somepony's got some explaining to do.
Well...uh...ya see...
Okay somepony is definitely burning some grass.
Pardon me? "Burning some grass"? Is that the way all the cool ponies are saying it these days?
Are you saying I'm not cool?
Just kidding!
Lyra? How do you know what "burning some grass" means?
Well this is awkward.
Why hello there, Spitfire. I see you're not wearing your costume.
Okay, scratch that. NOW it's awkward.
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