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Published: 2014-07-06 04:06:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 132957; Favourites: 3073; Downloads: 635
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Description you'll never find me...
also I blatantly copypasted the book in the last panel. whatcha' gonna do about it? call the internet police? I doubt it!
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Tzryylon5 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 06:15:41 +0000 UTC]

Twilight: Mom! I came as soon as I heard - what happened?!
Mother: I d-don't know, darling... I was just settling down for the evening, then I woke up here with a black eye!
Twilight: It's okay, Mom. The doctors say you're going to be fine, but... h-how are you?
Mother: I'm fine, dear. I'll just... rest here a bit.
Twilight: Alright. You tell me if you need anything.
Mother: Where's Shining? Did he come with you?
Twilight: Uh...

*flashback*

Shining: ... so I got her this book, "The Art of Subtlety", by I.C. Wit.
Twilight: I've heard about that one. It's a great guide for unicorns looking to control their magic with finesse-
Shining: No, no - this one was the "Mothers of Frustrated Adult Foals" edition.
Twilight: ... wait, I heard that was a pop-up - book... oh no no no no nO NONONONONONONONONO-

*flashforward*

Twilight: He's busy with Crystal Empire business.
Mother: Isn't he still Captain of the Royal Guard?
Twilight: Oh, you poor thing! Just rest and relax and I'm sure everything will be fine (once I've unsealed him from the Moon).
Mother: Dear? What was that?
Twilight: Love you Mom bye!!!

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WENDIGO-666 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 06:12:58 +0000 UTC]

XD omg !

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Sire-Sword In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 06:09:22 +0000 UTC]

Those are really specific book titles.

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HighRollerHydra In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 06:07:24 +0000 UTC]

Hoo boy...

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springheel In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 06:04:25 +0000 UTC]

Can do something worst: Tell King Sombra and Discord you dedicate the book to them!

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iamthejam In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 06:01:05 +0000 UTC]

My aunt used to do that to me, until she got grandkids of her own.
My parents never did because they already have quite a number of grandkids.

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Snomelette In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 06:00:19 +0000 UTC]

That's right folks! For LIMITED time only you can buy "Upper Class White Male Privileged Unicorns With No Foals?: How to deal with your impotency" for HALF the price, comes with two Blu-ray discs and a free trial! Get Started today!

TheirΒ Mom: I'll take it! He just has to have it!


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animegx43 In reply to Snomelette [2014-07-06 21:47:11 +0000 UTC]

I read that using the Flim Flam Brother's voices.

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Snomelette In reply to animegx43 [2014-07-06 22:38:28 +0000 UTC]

I did now too lol XD

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WordLife316 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:57:27 +0000 UTC]

Sentry! RUN!

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caballero-nocturno In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Ouch,Β just at the pride lol

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Fundz64 In reply to caballero-nocturno [2014-07-06 07:55:56 +0000 UTC]

"liquid pride? lol, what's that?"

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theroyalpain79 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:47:25 +0000 UTC]

Wow just too funny! Gee Shining, that's like a limp peter you just can't beat it. LOL

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queencreeper13 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:29:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh.Β 

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DaiGuard78 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of my parents

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Anomaly10 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:22:35 +0000 UTC]

Maybe it's a good thing Twilight's mom never got dialog on the show. Turns out, she's kind of a...well, you know...

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ShonenJump4eva In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:22:24 +0000 UTC]

Are the discs porn? Β Because odds are that would help.

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Bensaret In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:21:01 +0000 UTC]

I felt they left out a lot of crucial sub-plots in the movie adaptation :/.

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ata64 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:19:31 +0000 UTC]

Missed the chance to call it a Blu-Neigh Disc

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Jose-Ramiro In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:04:12 +0000 UTC]

Heh. Genius.

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AngriestAngryArtist In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 05:00:20 +0000 UTC]

original book cover do not steal D:

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Hordaks-Pupil In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:58:31 +0000 UTC]

Even royalty isn't safe from nosy relatives

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angusyoung3 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:53:50 +0000 UTC]

No worries, the internet police cant do anything to you.
"Theyll never catch us!! We're on a mission from god"

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KrazyKatt11 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:44:13 +0000 UTC]

Ordinarily I'm against book-burning, but in this case...

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Ziblink In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Hello? Internet police?

I have a report of copypasting art.

Yes sir, I know you get over 9'000 reports a day.

Why do I think you should care?

Because this is a famous artist which will cause scandal!


Be there in five minutes? excellent!

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xX-DJWolfieGirl-Xx In reply to Ziblink [2014-07-06 04:57:55 +0000 UTC]

best comment ever

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DragonNOOB In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:41:53 +0000 UTC]

This is brilliant.

Β 

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Tenkage In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:38:14 +0000 UTC]

Wait their mom is a SJW?

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gonzo22 In reply to Tenkage [2014-07-06 05:08:29 +0000 UTC]

SJW? what that

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Tenkage In reply to gonzo22 [2014-07-06 05:23:19 +0000 UTC]

social justice warrior

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Robo-Diglet In reply to Tenkage [2014-07-06 04:42:44 +0000 UTC]

*cringes* let's hope not, for Shiny's sake...

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DoomRoomZoom In reply to Robo-Diglet [2014-07-06 05:14:16 +0000 UTC]

Β B1.Harsh...
Β B2.Ouch!!

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FiMStargazer In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:38:08 +0000 UTC]

In other words "I want grand kids" lol.

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loverofmythology In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:37:53 +0000 UTC]

OH
MY
GOD
XDDDDDDD

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nukefox1 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:36:53 +0000 UTC]

Whale whale whale, I like the joke butt the internet police... THEY SCARE MEH

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ULTRADJ4EVER In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:35:11 +0000 UTC]

They should give the mother "Stop nagging me I'm not a little kid anymore!" book with the movie and sound track

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HaruTotetsu In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:34:29 +0000 UTC]

I called the internet police...they said thanks for the virtual donuts.

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TarriPup In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:33:56 +0000 UTC]

How OLD is she even? xD

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Tsuukiyomi In reply to TarriPup [2014-07-06 04:41:50 +0000 UTC]

20-something, since the Mane Six are all almost the same age, and Rarity was in Cheerilee's class as kids, so around that age range.

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TarriPup In reply to Tsuukiyomi [2014-07-06 08:52:34 +0000 UTC]

I would assume Pinkie Pie is likely the youngest of the bunch probably, at least in my opinion. I know she is a year younger than Fluttershy, after all.

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Tsuukiyomi In reply to TarriPup [2014-07-06 17:05:11 +0000 UTC]

Most likely she is the youngest, since she acts like such a kid.

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TarriPup In reply to Tsuukiyomi [2014-07-26 02:45:26 +0000 UTC]

True, however I act like such a kid so often so my very existence could technically blow that theory out of the water...

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Acuario1602 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Jeje XD.Β 

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BoneSatellite In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:26:41 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to see the title of the book she gives Spike.

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FanaticArtistNr1 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:26:17 +0000 UTC]

oh sure just Assume its his fault, it couldn't possibly be cadence!

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AKALink In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:21:06 +0000 UTC]

My grandma sent me both of those books

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Mr-Scarlet-Nokitsune In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:20:35 +0000 UTC]

She's afterΒ  them babehs, surprised she doesn't just tel them where to adopt some.

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Riu-sama In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:19:08 +0000 UTC]

this wowan wants grandchilds run you fools RUN

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Mr-Dusk14 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:18:15 +0000 UTC]

Those pegasi wings tend to get in the way...

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gonzo22 In reply to ??? [2014-07-06 04:18:04 +0000 UTC]

Those parents

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