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crunchy on the outside, delicious pony nougat on the inside.Related content
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Awww Derpy is so cute! But you should do one where she ordered a muffin fountain!
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorr
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WARNING! Since you have spammed this annoying thread, you will die tonight unless you send this to 1047302830174839 people in the next -7 seconds!
(Also, what if you're not interested in getting kissed or asked out, no matter how unbelievable that sounds?)
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But what if getting kissed and/or asked out would be a bad thing to me? What then? Does that make this any less fake?
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I've ignored these tons of times and nothing bad ever happend, so stop spamming
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This is still funny even if it is pretty old.
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an den she came out and the chocolate dryed an an derp turned into a giant chocolate derp barΒ
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die! ( DUH BECAUSE REASONS KEEP READING )
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was a ten year old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she brutally murdered her mother and father. One night, she lost all the sanity left in her, and she went to kill all theΒ staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her.They decided to use a machine, that slowly leaks gas into her room. Something malfunctioned, and she sat in her room, breathing in the fumes, in complete agony, until her heart finally gave out, and she passed away.Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, onΒ a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watches as your blood spills out from the cut. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This is fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room.
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such spam
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My freaking author in me wanted to make it sound some what more believable XD
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XD lol but still
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ib0L4β¦
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all the things i can tell you wrong with this
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Dude, I hate getting kissed romantically or asked out. Can't there be other options? Lol
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i'll be awake then so uhm
sorry totally real ghost but im not exactly easy to haunt
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YESHH WILL YOU JOIN THE BANANANA SIDE?
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lol I get this reference. Totally that parakeet that went swimming in the chocolate fountain!Β
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Derpy found her Paradise... Look at her, she's beyond happyness.
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A few minutes later, everypony starts running for their hay because there's a wandering brown liquid covered pony. #MUDPONY
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I hope she doesn't get stuck in thereΒ
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meanwile... in a distant bush lies two stallions with a camera
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