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CyberII — Insurance Doesn't Cover Shepard's Actions

Published: 2013-06-11 20:20:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 3547; Favourites: 73; Downloads: 13
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Description Since I promised, made for contest. IDK, I like the result, I think. Not sure about the characters interaction, both of the characters had too little screen time to show their full personalities.

Li's probably checking, why someone else left Port Hanshan using Qui'in's garage pass.

Mass Effect (c) Bioware.

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PoisonShallEvanesce [2018-03-27 05:36:52 +0000 UTC]

Lies and slander, Lorik! Your office had no carpeting!   

Though I do suppose that would tend to accentuate the macabre rainbows of blood... and bullet-riddled corpses...

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BigBlueStar [2013-08-13 23:42:39 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Faved!

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DigitalUnicorn [2013-07-03 20:12:53 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

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CyberII In reply to DigitalUnicorn [2013-07-03 20:48:24 +0000 UTC]

thxx

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DigitalUnicorn In reply to CyberII [2013-07-03 21:37:45 +0000 UTC]

np ^^

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MoonEcho [2013-06-16 02:17:02 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFFFFFT! I sporfled. XD Ahhh, poor Lorik! This is hysterical and spot on, great job! Thanks for entering!

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CyberII In reply to MoonEcho [2013-06-16 10:33:23 +0000 UTC]

no problem

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WhiteLynx57 [2013-06-15 01:08:39 +0000 UTC]

Quit whinin' Qui'in! It's just a little blood. Get over it. But yeah give is what we want if it means we're not fuckin' something of yours up.

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Skyward-Dreamer [2013-06-12 19:08:16 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha!

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neogoki [2013-06-12 10:45:05 +0000 UTC]

ah, Shepard-induced property-damage, there should be an insurance specifically for it

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kato42 In reply to neogoki [2013-06-12 23:22:24 +0000 UTC]

Declined under the Act of God provisions.

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neogoki In reply to kato42 [2013-06-13 05:48:17 +0000 UTC]

so Shep counts an "Act of God"? I can live with that XD

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kato42 In reply to neogoki [2013-06-13 22:41:02 +0000 UTC]

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CyberII In reply to neogoki [2013-06-12 10:51:38 +0000 UTC]

no company would take such risks, because no one in the Galaxy is safe from Shepard-induced disruption

and what if the villains used that opportunity? XD

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neogoki In reply to CyberII [2013-06-12 11:01:00 +0000 UTC]

the insurance is there to pay after the damage is done so it's fine when shep causes an explosion or two

since very few Villians (or any at all) survive Shepard-induced disruption they don't get any benefit from such an insurance

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CyberII In reply to neogoki [2013-06-12 11:51:21 +0000 UTC]

Shep does it often enough to bankrupt any insurance company

nah, like - Shepard destroyed 1000something geth, a krogan cloning factory (dealing permanent harm to Virmire ecosystem), raided the labs on Noveria Peak 15 (I guess the lawyers of that friendly bureaucratic place are squealing of happiness) - Saren would have enough credits to buy half of the Galaxy even before Shepard could get to him.

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neogoki In reply to CyberII [2013-06-12 11:53:13 +0000 UTC]

true

if he ever considered taking that insurance, it wouldn't be cheap you know XD

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CyberII In reply to neogoki [2013-06-12 12:52:29 +0000 UTC]

hm, I think it would be a rarely smart villainous move. A hero destroys everything you do - turn it into profit.

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neogoki In reply to CyberII [2013-06-12 13:07:28 +0000 UTC]

it would be smart, after Shep is confirmed "not Dead" in ME2
before that he was just the newest Spectre or dead

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CyberII In reply to neogoki [2013-06-12 13:53:18 +0000 UTC]

The Illusive Man could make quite a fortune (let alone cover his expenses on Lazarus Project) between ME2 & 3 as well

oh, shi... that's why from a bunch of unlucky losers Cerberus turned into such a powerful foe able to take Salarians' secret base by surprise or attack the Citadel

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neogoki In reply to CyberII [2013-06-12 14:36:54 +0000 UTC]

sounds pausible to me, with a payout from the Shep-Wreck-Insurance the couls finance even all these Cruisers they had at Omega

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Pusc [2013-06-12 04:29:53 +0000 UTC]

Nice!

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CyberII In reply to Pusc [2013-06-12 06:02:16 +0000 UTC]

thxx

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SciFiotica [2013-06-11 22:49:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh HAHAHAHA!

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CyberII In reply to SciFiotica [2013-06-12 06:02:24 +0000 UTC]

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grandacez [2013-06-11 22:23:25 +0000 UTC]

I remember this, did paragon route

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CyberII In reply to grandacez [2013-06-12 06:02:09 +0000 UTC]

paragon routes are rarely funny

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grandacez In reply to CyberII [2013-06-12 20:23:30 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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thetinyshiloh [2013-06-11 20:46:18 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha, this is funny! I like it, thanks for submitting, and good luck~

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CyberII In reply to thetinyshiloh [2013-06-11 20:51:13 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, glad you like it

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