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Take it like a man, shorty!A sketch comic of sorts that I wanted to do for a while since I first saw this chart .
Engie's in trouble, now!
Darn.
As you probably have guessed by now, I have a thing for height and height variance, both of the mundane and fantastic variety. While this is nowhere near fantastic, this sort of situation still tickles me in that unique way to the point that I wanted to make a comic about it, but I never got to do so on account of... well... blah.
I tried to pack in as much of the classes as I could, and I had to use plenty of reference to get them to look decent. All nine of them are in there, it's just that a few of them are obscured by the larger classes. If any of them seem taller than they should... um... they're standing on their tippy-toes. Yeah, that should stick...
Note that the Scout is the only one actively threatening violence against the Engineer, on account of he's been called "tiny" by the others long enough, and to be called that by some squat little Texan is the straw that broke the camel's back! Heavy's just shaking his fist because that's his anger schtick.
Of course, I'm well aware of the jokes that come out of this, mainly of the Engineer having something to compensate for his shortness, but do not mention those jokes here for God's sakes!
Incidentally, since Sniper is the tallest class (second only to the Heavy, though the big guy squats and slouches from being so top-heavy), that's sorta one of the reason's he's my
All characters/classes are from Team Fortress 2 (TF2), copyright to the VALVe Corporation.
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Pootisman90 In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2021-08-16 14:58:08 +0000 UTC]
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Dreamer-In-Shadows [2012-03-17 22:40:04 +0000 UTC]
"Of course I'm well aware of the jokes that come out of this, mainly of the Engineer having something to compensate for his shortness"
I say that this somethingyou mention is his strength. Engie is maybe the smallest, but apparently he`s the strongest.
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to Dreamer-In-Shadows [2012-03-17 23:34:02 +0000 UTC]
Oh no, no, no... I was referring to his... bits...
Sure, he's a pintsized powerhouse!
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Dreamer-In-Shadows In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2012-03-18 11:19:18 +0000 UTC]
LOL I know. I saw those "bit" jokes too many times as well like he has balls of steel or something ...
LOL true. Imagine that, 6 adults were needed to move the real level 1 Sentry Gun and our little Texan just carries it on his shoulder
he`s possibly stronger than Heavy!
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to Dreamer-In-Shadows [2012-03-18 14:57:34 +0000 UTC]
EVERYTHING BELOW HIS GROIN IS STEEL.
Whoa! Now, imagine if he could use that strength properly on the battlefield!
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Dreamer-In-Shadows In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2012-03-18 15:26:27 +0000 UTC]
Ow!
Heck yea O_O owchies even more!
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to Dreamer-In-Shadows [2012-03-18 15:30:42 +0000 UTC]
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to gothicferret14 [2011-08-21 03:55:10 +0000 UTC]
I would play that one song about irony, but I won't.
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gothicferret14 In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2011-08-21 21:02:37 +0000 UTC]
Lol, what song is it?
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to RyuIcefox [2011-07-30 14:03:04 +0000 UTC]
RUN LIKE THE WIND, ENGIE!!!
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RyuIcefox In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2011-07-30 19:32:12 +0000 UTC]
Makes a car and halls ass
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RyuIcefox In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2011-07-30 19:37:06 +0000 UTC]
oh oops spelling error
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to Rotneybot [2011-07-14 00:50:01 +0000 UTC]
I hate short people.
You're gettin' too big for your britches!
Phht, whatever.
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Evil-Overlord-Laharl [2011-07-13 17:14:19 +0000 UTC]
That's so weird, seeing as in the official profiles, Engie was down as a cm taller than Scout. xD VALVE, Y U SO CONFUSING.
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to Evil-Overlord-Laharl [2011-07-13 17:16:29 +0000 UTC]
Engineer was taller in the beta version, but not in the final version.
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Evil-Overlord-Laharl In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2011-07-13 21:58:14 +0000 UTC]
8D I never knew that. This girl has actually learnt something today. 8D
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to Evil-Overlord-Laharl [2011-07-13 22:47:01 +0000 UTC]
YAY, LEARNING!
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Evil-Overlord-Laharl In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2011-07-15 20:15:30 +0000 UTC]
HURRRRAH!!
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immessedup [2011-07-13 14:10:40 +0000 UTC]
Well, take comfort in that you feel tall engie, which is what counts the most!
Great comic mate. We need more of this.
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to immessedup [2011-07-13 14:12:40 +0000 UTC]
And if all else fails, he can make his own version of elevator shoes.
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immessedup In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2011-07-13 14:18:28 +0000 UTC]
WHAT IS ELEVATOR SHOES AND WHERE CAN I GET IT?!
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to immessedup [2011-07-13 14:21:47 +0000 UTC]
[link]
I was thinking more along the lines of [link] though...
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immessedup In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2011-07-13 14:26:46 +0000 UTC]
XD
Fantastic!
Short people must unite! And pave a way to the future of short people!!
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to immessedup [2011-07-13 14:29:27 +0000 UTC]
I don't know if I can join you... I'm around Pyro's height myself...
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immessedup In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2011-07-13 14:32:24 +0000 UTC]
And how tall is that?!
I've looked at that blasted height chart a thousand times and I can't figure it out! If only they had an "Average" height guy to base it upon...
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to immessedup [2011-07-13 14:37:11 +0000 UTC]
I've been figuring this out for a LONG while and I came up with the rough guesstimate of 5'10"-5'11", which is aroundish my height.
That makes Snipes around 6'4"-6'5", and Heavy around 6'6"-6'8".
Poor Engie's only around 5'7"-5'9".
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immessedup In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2011-07-13 14:54:12 +0000 UTC]
Really? I've always had a more cartoonish approximation in my head, making heavy at least 7 feet tall and Engie a little over 5. XD
I like your approximation tho. It works!
It also kind of fits in with how I imagined my height would be in that universe. I put myself at around no taller than the spy's shoulder (probably smaller, in fact)... and in real life I'm 5'1 I think. does that work out?
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CyberneticCupcake In reply to immessedup [2011-07-13 14:58:59 +0000 UTC]
Heavy's only huge because he's a wide load.
According to my calculations, it works out precisely, and Engie'd probably feel better about his own stature.
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immessedup In reply to CyberneticCupcake [2011-07-13 15:13:20 +0000 UTC]
XD True. True.
Wow really? Hoo. Lucky guess on my part. Bloody most of the team towering over me aaahhh.
Oh yes. Definitely. Everyone feels good when they stand next to me. Except people who are shorter than me. But I'd gladly be shorter if that made them feel any better. If I could.
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