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A.K.A. "No one will get this joke except for a slim amount of people... probably..."

Portal 2 Spoilers ahead, yes.

So, after the whole bit with the moon and the portals and stuff, Wheatley ends up in space along with that annoying ball of astrophilia, the Space Core (and possibly the Adventure and Fact cores, though no one can be certain...).

Sad thing about all this (other than me feeling sorry for an intelligence dampening artificial intelligence sphere ) is that I just thought of another piece of media featuring spheres with wild and unusual personalities: Terrahawks.

Terrahawks is a freaky puppet series produced by the same guy that made the Thunderbirds series; it had spheres in there called Zeroids that had artificial intelligence (and stupidity on some cases), mobility (St-roll on!), and the ability to change their density to massive(ly improbable) extents.

I thought up a scenario that put the Zeroids and the Cores in the same sector of space, with tragicomic consequences.

What they're saying:
Wheatley (left-center): "So, people think you're a moron too, huh?
Sergeant Major Zero (right-center): "That they do, lad. It's an outright conspiracy!"

Dix-huit (above Zero): "ZUT ALORS!!"
Space Core (upper-right): "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...etc."

Space Sergeant 101 (upper-left): "This is getting awkward..."

Fact Core (left of Wheatley): "Fig Newtons attract other Fig Newtons with a force directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the squ--"
Adventure Core (below Fact Core): "SHUT UP, DAMMIT! YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL DICE YOU LIKE A BLENDER!"

And then there are a bunch of other miscellaneous Zeroids, Cores, and other spheres just floating around doing nothing in particular.

This is nothing more than a doodle, so I know that there are errors! I'm not a dagnabbed computer, y'know!

Nobody will get this joke. Ever.

Terrahawks belongs to Christopher Burr and Gerry Anderson.
Portal 2 belongs to the VALVe Corporation.

Description
A.K.A. "No one will get this joke except for a slim amount of people... probably..."

Portal 2 Spoilers ahead, yes.

So, after the whole bit with the moon and the portals and stuff, Wheatley ends up in space along with that annoying ball of astrophilia, the Space Core (and possibly the Adventure and Fact cores, though no one can be certain...).

Sad thing about all this (other than me feeling sorry for an intelligence dampening artificial intelligence sphere ) is that I just thought of another piece of media featuring spheres with wild and unusual personalities: Terrahawks.

Terrahawks is a freaky puppet series produced by the same guy that made the Thunderbirds series; it had spheres in there called Zeroids that had artificial intelligence (and stupidity on some cases), mobility (St-roll on!), and the ability to change their density to massive(ly improbable) extents.

I thought up a scenario that put the Zeroids and the Cores in the same sector of space, with tragicomic consequences.

What they're saying:
Wheatley (left-center): "So, people think you're a moron too, huh?
Sergeant Major Zero (right-center): "That they do, lad. It's an outright conspiracy!"

Dix-huit (above Zero): "ZUT ALORS!!"
Space Core (upper-right): "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...etc."

Space Sergeant 101 (upper-left): "This is getting awkward..."

Fact Core (left of Wheatley): "Fig Newtons attract other Fig Newtons with a force directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the squ--"
Adventure Core (below Fact Core): "SHUT UP, DAMMIT! YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL DICE YOU LIKE A BLENDER!"

And then there are a bunch of other miscellaneous Zeroids, Cores, and other spheres just floating around doing nothing in particular.

This is nothing more than a doodle, so I know that there are errors! I'm not a dagnabbed computer, y'know!

Nobody will get this joke. Ever.

Terrahawks belongs to Christopher Burr and Gerry Anderson.
Portal 2 belongs to the VALVe Corporation.