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Published: 2014-04-30 22:00:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 5749; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 31
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Description It was a beautiful summer's day and Purple Vixen thought it would be a perfect opportunity to take some of her hench girls to  Metro City's favorite amusement parks - Funland - and get into some profitable mischief!

She and six of her newer and less experienced hench girls snuck through an opening in the chain link fence that surrounded Funland.  As she helped the others through the opening, Purple Vixen cheerily crowed, "See girls, there's always an alternate route.  Paying admission is for suckers!"  The hench girls laughed at their first crime of the day, trespassing.

Vixen then began barking orders.  "Now, you two go over there and shake down that cotton candy stand.  They pull in the bucks!  And you two, I want you to infiltrate the house of mirrors and pick some pockets, then you two ... "

Purple Vixen paused as one of the hench girls raised her hand.  "Yes, Shirley," Vixen said with some annoyance in her tone.  "What's your question?"  "Um, Vixen, ma'am ... we were wondering ... um ... if maybe ... ummm ... before we take care of business ... ummm ... we might ... ummm ... be able to go on some rides?"  Purple Vixen stared at Shirley, blinking her eyes.  "Are you serious?"  Shirley sheepishly responded, "Yes, ma'am."  And the other hench girls all nodded with hopeful looks on their faces.  Vixen rolled her eyes.  "What do you think we are here for?"  "Please, Vixen?  We promise we'll do a good job, but we never get to go out anywhere, and it's such a nice day, and it would be so good for our morale, and ... " Shirley went on.  "Enough!"  Vixen said with a wave of her hand. "One hour!  You have exactly ONE hour!  Then it's back to the job!"  The hench girls all jumped a little, clapping their hands and squealing with delight.  "Quiet!" Vixen interrupted.  "Stop drawing attention to yourselves.  Remember ... one hour!"  Shirley stage whispered "Thank yooou!" to Vixen as the hench girls skipped toward the fairway.  Purple Vixen was fuming, but understood.  She looked around with her hands on her hips.  "Well, somebody can get some work done today!"  And she began to sneak in the back lots and areas behind the games and concessions, looking for a good mark.

 Meanwhile, Candygirl and her mother Megan were also at Funland.  They were playing the High Striker game.  But neither Megan nor Candygirl found it much of a challenge - they were just too strong for the game.  "This is getting boring, mom," Candygirl said, as she easily hit the bell again.  But then something caught Megan's eye.  "Hey Candace, isn't that that villainess you've clobbered a dozen times?  Purple ... purple ... purple ... ummm ..."  "Purple Vixen!!??" Candygirl piped in.  "Yeah, that's the one!"  "Where is she?" Candace asked.  "I thought I saw her purple and yellow headgear over there behind the fried dough stand."  "I got a plan, mom.  You go to the left and I'll go to the right!" Candygirl said with a tone of excitement.

Vixen couldn't see the cash register at the fried dough stand.  But the delicious aroma tempted Vixen even more than money.  "Mmmmmmm," she said as she closed her eyes and reached over the edge of the stand to grab a fresh from the fryer hunk.  She put it under her nose to savor the aroma and opened her mouth to bite into the tasty treat.  "Drop that dough, doofus!" a girl's voice called out.  Purple Vixen's eyes went wide and the fried treat dropped from her hand.  "Candygirl?!!"  Vixen shouted.  Vixen turned toward Candygirl, rage on her face.  "It's YOU again, you little twerp!"  Vixen ranted.  "THIS time you aren't getting away from me!"  Candygirl just smiled, her arms crossed over chest.  "Getting away?  Usually it's YOU running away from ME!  But whatever!"  Enraged, Purple Vixen pulled her fist back, about to send it to Candygirl's face.  "Whaaaaa .... ????" Vixen cried out as two strong arms wrapped around her midsection from behind.  "NOBODY threatens my little girl!" Megan said as she held Vixen from behind.  Then in one smooth, flawless motion, Megan dropped backward on her toes, hurling Vixen back in a German suplex.  WHUMP!!  Purple Vixen's head hit the ground hard as her body slumped to the dirt.  "WOW!  That was great, mom!" Candygirl said breathlessly.  "Just a little something I picked up watching WWE." Megan said, winking her eye.

"Well, it's off to the security office with you, Vixen," Candygirl said as they marched the still groggy Vixen away.  They had used a piece of cord to keep her hands tied behind her back.  As they were walking, they heard voices calling out - "Hey!  Let her go!  Stop!  You can't take her away!"  Candygirl and Megan looked around and saw six of Vixen's hench girls riding in  the Ferris wheel.  They had kicked all the kids out so they could have the ride for themselves.  Candygirl looked at Megan: "Mom, I'll take care of this.  Don't let Vixen get away."  "No chance of that, Candace.  You take care of those bad girls." 

Candygirl ran up to the Ferris wheel just as the operator was starting to slow it down to let the hench girls off.  "Sir, don't do that!  Those are bad girls up to no good.  Can you speed this up double speed?" Candygirl asked.  "Why yes, but at that speed they will all get sick to their stomachs." the operator replied. "Just what I want!"  So the operator sped the wheel up.  The hench girls started screaming - "Stop!  Stop this thing you idiot! We're getting sick!"  Some of them started hurling over the sides of the cars.  "Gross!" Candygirl exclaimed.  Then speaking to the operator, Candygirl said, "Does this lever start and stop this?"  "Why yes it does,"  the man replied.  Candygirl then pushed the lever all the way into the 'ON' position and, gritting her teeth, wrenched the lever off of the machinery. "Oh no," the operator yelled, "now we won't be able to stop the wheel!"  Candygirl smiled and said "Precisely!"  Handing the man the lever, she added, "I'm sure the funds we confiscate from Purple Vixen will pay for a new lever."    

As Candygirl approached Megan, holding Vixen, she brushed her hands together.  "I took care of those goons.  They won't want to even SEE another Ferris wheel for the rest of their lives."  Megan laughed.  "Hey daughter, while I was waiting for you, I got an idea about how we can make the High Striker game a little more challenging."  "Oh?" said Candygirl, "Tell me how!"

... a few minutes later ...

   
 WHAM!  DING!  WHAM!  DING!  WHAM!  DING!

Candygirl jumped up and down as she clapped. "34!  35!  36!" she counted each time the bell was rung.  "Adding 150 pounds of dead weight sure made this a better game!" Megan said as she wiped her sweaty brow with her hand.  "Are you getting tired, mom?  Let me have a go at her!"  Candygirl chimed in.  "Oh no, Candace.  I'm not even close to being tired!  Maybe when I reach 100, I'll let you have a try,"  Megan replied.  "I just hope she holds up that long!" Candygirl said as she winked at Megan.



This amazingly awesome artwork was done by which I commissioned as a gift to my good friend , to whom Candygirl and Megan Ritchey belong.  I'm always happy to add to the saga of Purple Vixen's encounters with the teenage heroine!
              
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Comments: 49

Sevennationarmy777 [2023-11-06 21:22:55 +0000 UTC]

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Kmon13 [2015-02-02 18:21:41 +0000 UTC]

That looks bloody painful! 

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dangerfan In reply to Kmon13 [2015-02-17 21:16:57 +0000 UTC]

It's sure to give her a beastly headache!

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Kmon13 In reply to dangerfan [2015-02-17 23:19:43 +0000 UTC]

Great story it make me wonder how She would feel about a team up.

 Regent    Me as well young scribe however I think she needs more training to work with me but I know just the young girl who is just dying to help her out with your candy girl problem provided you speak at Dark Academy as a Guest speaker.    

Hey that up to and Purple Vixen to decide and I think you should hold off on handing someone like her Mina's skills now get back to training . 

 Regent   Who said it was Mina we have a school of young villains just eager to learn from a pro like Purple Vixen. 

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dangerfan In reply to Kmon13 [2015-04-20 04:02:59 +0000 UTC]

Mina looks like she would make a good partner for Purple Vixen.  Vixen would be delighted to speak at the Dark Academy.  For a speaker's fee, of course!

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TheLadyLilac [2014-05-05 02:52:58 +0000 UTC]

This type of misbehavior by that brat and her busybody mother has to end!  Purple Vixen and her henchgirls are already plotting revenge!

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dangerfan In reply to TheLadyLilac [2014-05-06 02:29:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh, we are ALWAYS plotting!

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CheeseburgerTom [2014-05-03 13:55:25 +0000 UTC]

You know Candygirl was a bit out of line.  As far as she knew the henchgirls hadn't broken the law, but I guess when you're a superheroine you get all the breaks.

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dangerfan In reply to CheeseburgerTom [2014-05-03 15:11:47 +0000 UTC]

Candygirl is a 'shoot first, ask questions later' kinda gal!

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Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-03 12:23:27 +0000 UTC]

And now we've learned something new about Purple Vixen... 150 pounds! I guess we should knock a little off for the helmet and boots though.

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-03 15:12:38 +0000 UTC]

Vixdex is a very lightweight material, so don't knock off more than 5 pounds. She's also 5'8"!

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shadono [2014-05-01 14:20:32 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha! PV increasingly reminds me of Wiley E Coyote or Tom the cat. 

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dangerfan In reply to shadono [2014-05-01 19:39:58 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm.  do ya think?

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shadono In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-01 20:53:12 +0000 UTC]

Violence, humiliation... and here - humour (I'm English! ) 

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dangerfan In reply to shadono [2014-05-01 20:56:23 +0000 UTC]

That's so they can all have a laugh about it in hospital.  (There's some 'English' for ya, mate!)

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Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-01 02:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Love the story! So cute that the henchies were allowed  to have a bit of fun-time... Quite a long bit!
Er,  How long before that ferris wheel runs out of power?

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-01 02:51:24 +0000 UTC]

I suppose when the generator runs out of fuel!

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-01 03:08:51 +0000 UTC]

Given that the mothers of the kids that the henchies kicked off the wheel are now enthusiatically bringing fuel cans over, that may be quite a while.. Even with its present extremely high rate of revolutions! I'm sure the moms will be looking forward to a 'wee chat' with the disorientated ladies after their little ride.

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-01 03:44:15 +0000 UTC]

Probably fit soccer moms in yoga pants! 

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-01 03:58:29 +0000 UTC]

It could prove to be an animated discussion between the angry moms and the discombobulated henchgirls... if a bit one-sided.

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-01 04:02:37 +0000 UTC]

QUITE one-sided!

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-01 04:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Well yes! Those poor girls may get the ass-licking of their lives. It may be tricky for the moms to coax some of the most terrified ones to come down to play.

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-01 04:45:08 +0000 UTC]

Those mama bears can be vicious!

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-01 10:57:36 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure the moms will give the henchies lots of time and reasons to apologise for the incident.
Better tell the nurses back at Purple Vixen HQ to expect a busier week than usual.

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-01 19:38:47 +0000 UTC]

Tennis shoe covered kicks and black spandex covered knee lifts will take their toll. 

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TheLadyLilac In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-02 04:15:47 +0000 UTC]

If that brat and her mother hadn't shown up, none of this would have happened!

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dangerfan In reply to TheLadyLilac [2014-05-03 15:23:14 +0000 UTC]

It's so unfair!  A nice day at the park ruined!

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-02 02:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Ah! I see the moms are stuffing the groaning and pleading henchgirls into the trunks of their cars. Maybe they're taking them to the hospital for medical attention... maybe?

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-03 15:24:20 +0000 UTC]

No.  They are taking them to a punishment worse than death: forcing them to watch their children play slow pitch softball!

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-04 02:03:51 +0000 UTC]

The horror!

Henchie: "Please! can't you just beat us into unconsciousness, as usual? We beg you? "

Mom: "Well sure! We will after the tournament. That's my little girl out there. What do you think of her  batting?"

Henchie: "Just kill me please! Mercy!"

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-04 03:35:59 +0000 UTC]

Mom:  "Then we go to the dance recital!"

Henchie:  *looking for tin can lid to slit her wrists with*

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-04 13:17:17 +0000 UTC]

Henchie: "Tap-dance! Noooo! You're inhuman!"

The henchie kneels with her head on the ground and her bottom in the air.

Henchie: "There! I've done all the hard work for you. Please just give me the usual customery ass-kicking instead!"

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dangerfan In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-04 21:10:59 +0000 UTC]

It's less painful that way!

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-05 00:59:23 +0000 UTC]

Mom: "Ok! A few kicks in your vixdexed-bottoms and then it's off to choir practice."

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TheLadyLilac In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-04 14:50:51 +0000 UTC]

or, better yet.... just let us go, we've been tortured enough!

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to TheLadyLilac [2014-05-05 01:27:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh I'm sure they'll drop them off at the city dump soon. It's certainly a day out the henchies will remember for a while.

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TheLadyLilac In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-01 04:30:46 +0000 UTC]

"ass-licking?"  they wish!  No one licks our vixdex bottoms!    

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to TheLadyLilac [2014-05-02 02:31:58 +0000 UTC]

Whoops! Sorry, I did a typo. Meant to be ass-kicking instead.

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TheLadyLilac In reply to Henchies-and-hose [2014-05-02 10:37:24 +0000 UTC]

I thought it was a typo.  I was taking out my frustration with those soccer moms.  What is an honest, hardworking henchgirl to do when people like that keep spoiling our fun?

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Henchies-and-hose In reply to TheLadyLilac [2014-05-02 14:35:19 +0000 UTC]

Well at the moment, the honest hardworking henchgirls seem to be adopting the  classic bottoms-in-the-air defensive position while the soccer moms are practising their golf swings!

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TheLadyLilac [2014-05-01 01:01:08 +0000 UTC]

how are the henchgirls supposed to get out of the ferris wheel if the handle is broken off?  

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dangerfan In reply to TheLadyLilac [2014-05-01 01:06:07 +0000 UTC]

Very carefully!

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TheLadyLilac In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-01 01:09:22 +0000 UTC]

but it is spinning!  how will it stop??  

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dangerfan In reply to TheLadyLilac [2014-05-01 01:41:23 +0000 UTC]

When the cars reach the lowest point, the hench girls will have to open the doors, jump, drop and roll.  It might hurt!

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TheLadyLilac In reply to dangerfan [2014-05-01 01:46:31 +0000 UTC]

OK.... We'll give it a try...

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dangerfan In reply to TheLadyLilac [2014-05-01 02:51:35 +0000 UTC]

That's the spirit!

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DJWill [2014-05-01 00:24:57 +0000 UTC]

Candygirl do reference to Hit Girl from Kick-Ass? x)

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garageman45 [2014-05-01 00:17:53 +0000 UTC]

that alson explains that ferris wheel in the background.

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garageman45 [2014-05-01 00:15:38 +0000 UTC]

I finally manage to read the story and it was amazing! thanks alot, man!

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