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Published: 2019-05-25 04:47:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 4090; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 61
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"So you see, babe, your ability to control wind is actually the ability to control air pressure. Now you stick with me, gorgeous, and I'll be able to help you use your powers better. Among other things, heh heh, if you catch my drift. Trust me, I'm a very stable genius..."
Some guys just can't take a hint , it seems. Nor can they resist explaining to someone with degrees in science and engineering (and a Ph.D. in the latter) how wind works.
My first entry for 's Magician Art Jam .
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This expression definitely works better.
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Looks like Duster's gonna teach this dude a lesson in Magesplaining
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That expression on her face is priceless, great posing too.
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He'd have a better chance with the Enchantress or the Scarlet Witch, as long as she doesn't alter reality.Β
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Well I wouldn't put that past either of them!
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And though his brain is smaller than his tiny little penius,
he is the very model of a very stable genius.
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Lyrics by Randy Rainbow to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General"
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The big question is. Why Williem DaFoe is playing this character XD
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A bigger question why doesn't Willem DaFoe play more characters?
(Or alternately Christopher Walken.Β I can actually read that caption in either of their voices, and it only makes it funnier.)
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Y'know, now that you mention it...
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He just can't help himself. He's got Ph.D.'s in physics and chemistry, yet doesn't realize she's as studied as he is. This won't end well. Β
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Well, it won't end well for someone.
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Funny you should mention air...
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LOL I see what you did there.
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Duster doing aΒ McKayla Maroney - someone is not impressed.
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He's stable. He's the stablest stable in the history of stability. Just ask anyone.
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Okay. Iβm gonna go ask... those two guys, over there --------------->Β Β
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That'll be among the consequences, most likely...
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Sounds like someone needs a good stiff knee to the gonads
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Oh, Duster has something even better up her leather sleeve. Stay tuned.
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Like...her arm? Or if you go far enough up the costume...something more...feminine in nature?
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You're being too literal.
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This is Deviant Art, primarily distinguished by perverted minds and bad puns. Welcome, grasshopper.
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I didn't say you were being perverse. That's a given. Just literal.
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