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Daniel-Gleebits — The Guardians read Twilight by-nc-nd

Published: 2010-07-01 03:41:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 3777; Favourites: 79; Downloads: 34
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Description Edit: Sorry about the watermark, but yes, I saw someone else using this. In some ways I'm rather flattered, but in others I'm thrown into torrents of rage. Good day to you all.


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For those of you who bothered to take heed of the message above, I want to make something very clear:

This is a joke!

I will not pretend I don't dislike Twilight, but this is not meant to be malicious or anything, it is just done for a laugh, that's all.


For anyone who doesn't get it

The Guardians of the Universe are a group of immortals who lead the universal police force, the Green Lantern Corps., and inscribe their laws over the universe in their sacred Book of Oa. Whenever they do this, they go through this awesome ritual thing where they literally burn the writing into the book's pages. It's always really serious and stuff, so when they make a silly law like this, it's funny. You can laugh now X)


As you may have noticed, I have gotten Photoshop back, and I have been spending the last week experimenting with it here. I would have been done within the first day or so if I could remember how to work that damn thing after a year of not using it T-T



The Guardians and all related media: DC Comics

Twilight: Stephenie Meyer

Picture and concept: Me
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Comments: 91

Daniel-Gleebits In reply to ??? [2010-07-08 09:37:55 +0000 UTC]

Just shows you how bad it is, doesn't it?

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SandPerv In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2010-07-10 07:05:47 +0000 UTC]

yeap ill drink to that.

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Red-Jirachi-2 [2010-07-06 02:40:17 +0000 UTC]

Earth has the dubious honor of being the only planet which has a work of fiction banned from the council of the oldest life-forms in the universe

You should do the Guardians' reaction to 2girls1cup

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to Red-Jirachi-2 [2010-07-06 03:02:38 +0000 UTC]

I would, but two things prevent me.

One, I would be thinking about it all the while I was drawing it, and so therefore would be in constant danger of throwing up. The second is that it's a relatively outdated joke now, no offence intended

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Skaramine In reply to ??? [2010-07-02 14:00:29 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to Skaramine [2010-07-02 14:09:55 +0000 UTC]



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SuperSmurgger [2010-07-02 09:53:07 +0000 UTC]

Nice !!

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to SuperSmurgger [2010-07-02 12:50:23 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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SuperSmurgger In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2010-07-02 17:44:18 +0000 UTC]

You're Welcome !

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ToonMaster7 In reply to ??? [2010-07-02 00:52:21 +0000 UTC]

If only earth was smart enough to ban the book, like they did! Go green lantern corps.

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to ToonMaster7 [2010-07-02 04:10:53 +0000 UTC]

Well Earth is within the jurisdiction of the Corps., so I'm not giving up hope yet

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krishna76 [2010-07-01 19:27:37 +0000 UTC]

very nice coloring on this .wow .looks better then some professional comics
and why stop at forbidding twilight? they could just forbid Stephani Myers from ever writing again, ghat would be safer .

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to krishna76 [2010-07-01 22:48:20 +0000 UTC]

And the 6th New Law was created! XD

I nearly went for that, but I thought it best to go for Twilight, as that is what most people are able to identify straight off, not everyone knows who Stephanie Meyer is

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AshTarts [2010-07-01 18:50:12 +0000 UTC]

Aahahahahaahahahah....!!!! x 10000000000

Ha
It was either that, or you got really reallly greally good with the markers

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to AshTarts [2010-07-01 22:52:29 +0000 UTC]

Yup! It's all done with markers XD

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AshTarts In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2010-07-01 23:13:54 +0000 UTC]

oh geez!

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to AshTarts [2010-07-01 23:16:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm joking, I'm joking O.o

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AshTarts In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2010-07-02 00:27:58 +0000 UTC]

you better be

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CaptainToonerReborn In reply to ??? [2010-07-01 14:25:49 +0000 UTC]

When the most powerful guardian of the universe forbid a book, you know the book must be bad.

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to CaptainToonerReborn [2010-07-01 22:52:02 +0000 UTC]

*Nods grimly*

I even hear that Stephen King descended to Earth to give judgement on Meyer. Apparently she can't write worth a damn. King on top of the Guardians, it's pretty much confirmation.

As I say though, I try not to comment much in this area, as there's usually a local horde of Twilighters waiting to lynch none-believers

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bonnybanshey [2010-07-01 13:49:31 +0000 UTC]

Yes don't let the series get into the universe XD

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to bonnybanshey [2010-07-01 14:07:24 +0000 UTC]

I was really expecting to be trampled by a horde of Twilight fans at this, but the nice comments are a pleasant surprise

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bonnybanshey In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2010-07-01 19:17:31 +0000 UTC]

dude read my sig twilight makes me cringe those are not real vampires

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to bonnybanshey [2010-07-01 22:55:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh I have seen it, and it's quite gratifying. I have told a number of my more intimate friends that I consider them nothing more than overgrown, wingless, pixie faeries. Sparkling indeed, and half the bloody rest of it

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bonnybanshey In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2010-07-01 23:44:02 +0000 UTC]

I mean Dracula Alucard hellsing Darren shan Cirque Du freak Alucard Castlevania Lestat interview with a vampire and so on and so on they're kick ass and when I see faggot collins I want to see the other vamps the true vamps tear him a new one

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to bonnybanshey [2010-07-01 23:49:09 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure I understood a lot of that message, but I shall take it that your utter loathing for the Twilight has left you incoherent

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bonnybanshey In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2010-07-02 13:07:33 +0000 UTC]

yes it has

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BulmungsKingdom0 In reply to ??? [2010-07-01 11:55:06 +0000 UTC]

lol oh thats great

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to BulmungsKingdom0 [2010-07-01 12:04:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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BulmungsKingdom0 In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2010-07-01 23:57:14 +0000 UTC]

yep

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SilverZeo In reply to ??? [2010-07-01 04:03:53 +0000 UTC]

Twilight Jokes are being oversued, we need more LOST jokes. It's over and in about a year, they will be useless, we need to use them as much as we can!

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to SilverZeo [2010-07-01 11:15:47 +0000 UTC]

Well thanks for that -_-

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SilverZeo In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2010-07-01 12:09:51 +0000 UTC]

Still, an awesome picture.

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to SilverZeo [2010-07-01 12:16:42 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

Incidentally, what sort of jokes can one make about Lost? I don't watch the show

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SilverZeo In reply to Daniel-Gleebits [2010-07-01 17:47:29 +0000 UTC]

Truth, but they do have their own wiki-site, and yet people are STILL confused.

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to SilverZeo [2010-07-01 22:57:27 +0000 UTC]

I dare say it's easier to follow if one has watched the show through and through.

On the same issue however, there's very few Guardian pictures in the world, I have met no other artists that are fans of theirs. In fact, I despair of the likeliness that I am their only fan

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Ladytalon1 In reply to ??? [2010-07-01 04:00:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh, if only!!!!!

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to Ladytalon1 [2010-07-01 11:25:20 +0000 UTC]

I know right?

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tharal2814 In reply to ??? [2010-07-01 03:48:02 +0000 UTC]

FINALLY something good coming out of that blue babies

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Daniel-Gleebits In reply to tharal2814 [2010-07-01 11:16:20 +0000 UTC]

I knew someone would say that! XD

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